pR0JEkT 21 Posted December 2, 2005 Author Share Posted December 2, 2005 The huge college football player decided to try out for the Dallas Cowboys, "Can you tackle?" asked Parcells. "Watch this," said the player, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow," said Parcells. "I'm impressed. Can you run?" "Of course I can run," said the player. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. "Great!" enthused Parcells. "But can you pass a football?" The player hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "If I can swallow it, I can probably pass it." :yikes: To which Parcells answered, "you're on the team!" :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsman4u Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 KingLEO, you hit that on the money on all those. When I was at Eatsern H.S., D.C. everybody hanging and swinging were Cowboy fans...their all locked up now..... As a matter of fact Cowboy fans are so corrupt they closed down Lorton reformatory. Where have all the Cowboys gone, long time passing where.... have all the Cowboys gone... all long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmitty199 Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 yea because the redskins are much closer to the super bowl than the cowboys!!!!!!......lol .......that is ONE FUNNY JOKE!!!!! i may save this post..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
28rdsknsfn28 Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 A group of Cowboy fans and a group of Redskin fans board a train to go to the Hall of Fame. All the Cowboy fans have tickets but only one Redskin fan has a ticket. The Cowboy fans are all laughing waiting till the Redskin fans get kicked off. Suddenly one of the Redskins fans yells "Here comes the conductor". All the Redskin fans squeeze into a bathroom and lock the door. The conductor knocks on the door saying "Ticket please" a Redskin fan slide the ticket under the door and the conductor continues on his way. On the return trip the smug Cowboy fans board with only one ticket and are puzzeled to see the Skins fans without a ticket. Suddenly one of the Redskins fans again yells "Here comes the conductor". All the Cowboy fans squeeze into a bathroom and lock the door. The Redskins fans begin squeezing into another bathroom and the last one knocks on the door with the Cowboy fans and says "Ticket please". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinman574 Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Actually win a superbowl? We have won 5 thats not enough to qualify? ok ok wat i meant was win a superbowl in recent years or the coming years........when will that happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redphoenix Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Why does Dallas's stadium have a hole in its roof Because God needs a place to aim his piss too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pR0JEkT 21 Posted December 13, 2005 Author Share Posted December 13, 2005 This is week 15 the week we have been waiting for since last year, please keep this thread up all week until game time Id appreciate it let everyone get a good laugh at the Cowboys, I believe they are in for a long game this sunday in Washington. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyf316 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Hey I got one.... How many times have the Redskins made the playoffs in the last 13 years? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Even funnier, another math problem! What is the ratio of Cowboys Superbowls to the number of Cowboys convicted Felons? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You funny, funny guys, you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santanamoss89 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 It was reported today that the artificial turf in Texas Stadium is being replaced because the Cowboys play much better on "grass". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pR0JEkT 21 Posted December 16, 2005 Author Share Posted December 16, 2005 It was reported today that the artificial turf in Texas Stadium is being replaced because the Cowboys play much better on "grass".Now thats funny :laugh: never heard that one before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hailtotheredskins89826 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 joe gibbs clinton portis and bill parcells are walking down a dark alley, and a man shows up who says that the only way he wont kill them is if all their d!cks add up the 20 inches. so joe gibbs pulls it out and it 9 clinton portis pulls it out and its 9 and bill parcells pulls it out and its 2...so they arent killed and they walk on...joe gibbs says u guys r lucky im 9 inches, clinton says u guys are lucky im 9 inches, bill parcells says u guys r lucky i had a b0ner!!! ahahahahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 A couple of older ones I heard...in Dallas no less. 1) There are four Dallas Cowboys in a care who's driving? The Dallas P.D. 2) What are they calling the Dallas Cowboys team-highlight film? "Cops" in Dallas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsand521 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 joe gibbs clinton portis and bill parcells are walking down a dark alley, and a man shows up who says that the only way he wont kill them is if all their d!cks add up the 20 inches.so joe gibbs pulls it out and it 9 clinton portis pulls it out and its 9 and bill parcells pulls it out and its 2...so they arent killed and they walk on...joe gibbs says u guys r lucky im 9 inches, clinton says u guys are lucky im 9 inches, bill parcells says u guys r lucky i had a b0ner!!! ahahahahahahahahahaha Oh man, that was the funniest one I read! Good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 yea because the redskins are much closer to the super bowl than the cowboys!!!!!!......lol .......that is ONE FUNNY JOKE!!!!! Clearly sour grapes because we knocked them out of the playoffs. As I predict we will do for years to come. Remember... :troll: :logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugarbear326 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle I heard the joke different, what do you call a Dallas Cowboys huddle? A drug ring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Keep them coming, fellas. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pR0JEkT 21 Posted May 26, 2006 Author Share Posted May 26, 2006 Its been awhile so I'm gonna go ahead and give this a bump so those who haven't seen these jokes, can get a chance to read them so enjoy and if you have any jokes as well please feel free to post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plane Thrower Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 This should win an award for "Lamest thread of the year". Now THAT has my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hkHog Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 What's the difference between Cowboy Stadium and a porcupine? Cowboy Stadium has 75,000 pricks on the inside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pR0JEkT 21 Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 This should win an award for "Lamest thread of the year". Now THAT has my vote. You must be a cowboy fan lil' buddy if you think this thread is a waste! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabee1973 Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Can we get some more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy627 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 This isn't a Cowboy's joke but a reference to Super Bowl XXII... Q: What do a car load of Denver Broncos do when they have a flat tire..? A: Nothing...! Unless it's a blowout, then they all show up.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BIGJoeSalave'a Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Sorry, please ignore this post. The preview screen messed up my post again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BIGJoeSalave'a Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Bill Parcells, clearly upset about the Dallas Cowboy's losing record, decides to find out from Bill Belichick what his secret is. So, Parcells travels up to a Patriot practice and asks Belichick, Coach, how is it that your team is so good? What's your secret? ... ... After practice, Bledsoe catches up with Parcells: Coach, I think I've got it. My father's brother's nephew is Julius Jones. Parcells (angry): No, No, NO! You idiot!! It's Tom Brady!!! ... :applause: :applause: :notworthy KingLeo, thanks so much for writing the jokes for us. They are extremely, extremely funny. LoL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: LoL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: LoL :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Side Note: May I suggest something? In order to make it easier to read and to enjoy your jokes even more, could you split your joke into smaller paragraphs (max. 4-5 lines per paragraph) by inserting a line or (blank spaces) in between the paragraphs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurgundyMalaise Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Just made this up...might not be too funny. Good ol' boy Mark Brunell is hunting in the woods, and he mistakes Roy Williams for a stray dog. So how does he avoid homicide and shooting Roy Williams in the head? Give him a 4th down, Santana Moss in Texas Stadium on Monday Night and he'll throw a bullet OVER his head. LOL **** Dallas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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