Destructis Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Q: Why is Tony Romo sits to pee unable to answer a telephone? A: He can't find the receiver. Q: What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? A: He turns off the PlayStation 3. Tony Romo sits to pee isn’t allowed around children anymore — he’s a choking hazard. A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a Dallas Cowboys joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is a Cowboys Fan. The bouncer is Cowboys Fan. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6’2, weighs 225 and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6’5″ pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler. Each one of US is a Dallas Cowboys Fan. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?” The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Jay Ratliff. Wasting money on a limo service the players won't use. ---------- Post added January-23rd-2013 at 11:03 AM ---------- In the case of a tornado in the DFW area, please head directly to Cowboy StadiumChances of a touchdown there are unlikely! Just never EVER seek shelter in their practice bubble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 If you google Dallas Cowboys jokes all you get is a picture of the team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poman Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 My favorite one is: Tony Romo sits to pee with the game on the line.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hailyeah1 Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 here's one ,you can step on as many cowpies(players) as you want but don.t step in one(cowpies)!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexx1240 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Tony Romo sits to pee just threw his iPhone 5 in frustration but it was intercepted and returned for a touchdown. Q: What Does the Dallas Cowboys and the movie "Broke Back Mountain" have in common? A: They both have cowboys that suck! Q: How do you stop a Dallas Cowboy from beating his wife? A: Dress her in Burgundy and Gold! Q: What should you do if you find three Dallas Cowboys fans buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement. Q: What does a Dallas Cowboys fan and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They’re both empty from the neck up. Q: Why do Dallas Cowboys fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces. Q: Why do the Dallas Cowboys want to change their name to the Dallas Tampons? A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string! Q. Why do birds fly over Cowboys stadium upside down? A. There's nothing worth craping on! Q: Why doesn't Fort Worth have a professional football team? A: Because then Dallas would want one. After the game, Tony Romo sits to pee threw his helmet towards the sideline in disgust and that too was intercepted. The Dallas Cowboys are opening a Victoria's Secret inside Cowboys stadium, making it easier for Tony Romo sits to pee to change his panties between drives. Q: Did you hear about the fire at the Cowboys' library facilities? A: Both books were burned, and one of them had not even been colored yet. Q: What do you call a beautiful girl in Dallas? A: A tourist. Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Dallas? A: Because God couldn't find three wise men. Q: What do you call a Cowboys fan with half a brain? A: Gifted. Q: How can you tell if a Cowboys fan has been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen. Q. Why was Jason Garrett upset when the Cowboys playbook was stolen? A. Because he hadn’t finished coloring it. ESPN just reported that Tony Romo sits to pee attempted suicide last night, but the bullet was intercepted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooleyfan1993 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 well, the cowboys special teams was certainly a joke last night, i'll tell ya that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hailyeah1 Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 well if you ask me the whole douphus cowpie team is a joke from top to bottom!!! lmaorofgfa!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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