Skins24 Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 We've talked about everything else so.....why not. http://www.prweb.com/releases/2005/5/prweb243327.htm For only 45 days, starting June 1st until July 15, 2005, Prophet Yahweh, Seer of Yahweh, will be calling down UFOs and spaceships for the news media to film and photograph. During this time, a spaceship will descend, on Prophet's signal, and sit in the skies over Las Vegas, Nevada for almost two days. Las Vegas, NV (PRWEB) May 25, 2005 -- Prophet Yahweh was blessed to discover the lost, ancient art of summoning UFOs and spaceships on-demand. There is a difference between UFOs and spaceships. UFOs are usually small flying objects: glowing orbs, metallic spheres, satellite-type flying machines, etc. And, their flight patterns suggest that they are not of this world. But, spaceships are large futuristic vehicles that are clearly designed to carry passengers in like you see in the movies. Since 1979, more than 1,500 UFOs and/or spaceships have appeared on Prophet Yahweh's signal before witnesses or at unawares. During this time, he was performing his summons privately with only those close to him as witnesses. But, starting June 1st until July 15th (45 days) Prophet is going public by opening up to the news media. He will demonstrate his ability to call down UFOs and spaceships, on-demand, for them to film and photograph. Prophet is in direct telephatic contact with his space being friends. They have revealed that they will send UFOs as soon as Prophet starts asking for them to appear. Also, before the 45 day summoning period has ended, a spaceship will descend and sit in the skies over Las Vegas on Prophet's signal. The spaceship will hover in the sky, not far from Nellis Air Force base, for almost two days. All Las Vegans will be able to see it, day and night, before it goes back up into space. Some news media representatives won’t be able to come to Las Vegas to film the sightings. But, they would be interested in doing a story on Prophet’s ability to summon them. Others would like to see videos of the UFOs, first, to determine if they are real, before coming. Because of this, Prophet is giving the news media free access to the broadcasts area of his website where they can view his UFO videos. Also, since some news media will not be able to come to Las Vegas, Prophet is willing to travel to any city to call down UFOs for them to document. If your company would like to film or photograph UFOs and/or spaceships that appear on Prophet’s cue, email your request to him. Afterwards, he will communicate with you concerning it and email you the login information you need to access the UFO videos in the Broadcast Area of his website. For information: http://www.prophetyahweh.com (surprise, surprise! it costs to see him summon them) :laugh: :doh: But wait! There's more! mms://wm-ondemand.abacast.com/prophet_yahweh/ABCnews1.wmv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 O.K. folks.. thank you for your 20.00 ea. We have blindfolded you so you don't keep coming back and get abducted.. Now squint your eyes and look up.... The "Brilliant" white beam underneath is picking those "worthy" off the ground now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Washington Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 damn...why he gotta be black? :doh::doh: EDIT i just saw the video...i dunno. was that a real news station? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 I can summon farts on command. As soon as I figure out how to make some $$ off of this extraterrestrial talent, the website will be up and running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baculus Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 Huh, that is pretty interesting. It cannot be denied that something was flying around in that video. The weird thing is, in one segment of that news short, the orb, or whatever it was, seemed to have teleported from one spot to another. (At least that is what I saw....) The guy does seem a little zany, but since he was able to do *something* during that newscast, I'd be interested to see if he really does repeat this as he claims after June 1st. Until then, most of us will be dubious, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidenreich Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 I think that's the station where the "Boom goes the Dynamite" sports guy works..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sick Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 Is this the same Yahweh guy on public access at like 4 in the morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 Originally posted by Tarhog I can summon farts on command. As soon as I figure out how to make some $$ off of this extraterrestrial talent, the website will be up and running. I think setting them on fire would be worth a buck or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 Originally posted by dfitzo53 I think setting them on fire would be worth a buck or two. Which brings us full circle to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 Originally posted by Tarhog Which brings us full circle to :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaddogCT Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 I wonder what the line is on that? It is Vegas after all. :logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinned Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 Now that newscast was just weird...........The reporter didn't know what the hell to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted May 28, 2005 Author Share Posted May 28, 2005 Originally posted by Leonard Washington i just saw the video...i dunno. was that a real news station? Yes it's a real news station And the (award winning) reporter is legit.... http://www.ktnv.com/aboutus/anchors/mdellostritto.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 Hey, remliK... They're on to us... Should we kill them? gwaDK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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