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That's child abuse. Where is Nancy Grace?

haha, That shark looks angry. He's going to remember that moment 10 years from now when he encounters a human in open water.

That was also the game where the Redskins got a 5th and goal at the very end and scored what would've been th game tying TD had they not botched the XP.

^^^ There's a kid wearing an RG3 jersey in the upper right corner of the video. Also, she's got some arms.

There has to be some sort of sponsorship opportunity for that guy to start endorsing Jockey underwear.

w.r.t playing teams with extra rest, there's a million things that go into making the schedule. It'd be next to impossible to sit there and try to do it in a way that hurts one specific team. For instance, teams can only play a certain number of consecutive road games, they have to get a bye after a London game, two teams share a stadium, and multiple teams share parking lots with MLB teams that are still playing, (and in Oakland's case they share the stadium). Lots of cities have marathons in October and the NFL team can't be at home that day if the race course goes close to the stadium (Chicago comes to mind). The NFL struggles enough trying to work through all of this to even start considering how to mess with the Redskins. Beyond that we tend to completely ignore any evidence to the contrary. For instance the 2015 schedule has an unusually easy start and a very difficult finish to it. If that schedule was completely reversed, I'm sure some people on this board would complain that the league wants to bury the Redskins early and not even give the team a shot.

One of my favorite lines from an old SNL: "If my erection lasts longer than 4 hours, I'm not calling my doctor. I'm calling everybody!!!"

I'm guessing the daughter's boyfriend leaked that entire story to the press just to get his 10-inch penis in the news.

Speaking of that... today is the 150th anniversary of Lincoln's assassination.

LOL "So I have that perspective."

Really bizarre followup on the Tulsa case: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/04/deputy-who-killed-man-after-mistaking-gun-for-taser-is-an-insurance-exec-who-pays-to-play-cop/ and further down:

Sorry man, didn't mean to bring up a sore topic. Honestly, the play in your avatar had to be far more painful though.

Sooooooooo................ Touchdown Seahawks!

From an elementary school newspaper.

Honestly, I also had to wait behind two people who were taking each other's pictures in front of the bookcase behind which the families hid and that too was weird. It just struck me as weird watching them pose in front of it. I wasn't horribly offended or anything-- it was just odd, in a "why would you ever want/need a picture of yourself posing in front of that?" sort of way.

I've been sightseeing in Amsterdam all weekend. Every time I see one of those selfie-sticks, I want to take it from that individual and beat them with it. Today I watched some guy take a picture of himself with a selfie-stick-- with the front door to Anne Frank's house strategically placed in the background behind him. I'm not that holier-than-thou about these types of things-- but what is the utility of having that picture in your lifetime memories?

Right when I got to the part where he explained that the internet would never replace newspapers and magazines, I got a popup begging me to subscribe to the print edition of Newsweek. I think Alanis Morisette would be proud.

LOL, you skipped the best one: "Affordable seats with great views (starting as low as $75.90 per game)" ... as affordable as buying $3.90 tickets on Stubhub last season, and starting a bonfire in your backyard using 72 $1-bills as kindling.

Did anyone else notice the empty booth to the left of him didn't have any basketballs in the bin? Even though the guy is an awesome pop-a-shot shooter, he had also thought ahead about how to destroy that game. Smart man.

Haha, that reminded me of Chase Daniel's ass-essment of Colt McCoy when they were in college:

Honestly I only bought a manual because I wanted to learn and figured I'd never get really good at it unless I had to do it everyday. I'm not super-attached to it at this point, but having lived in Detroit and Chicago for most of my adult life, I do love the control on bad winter roads.

Girls that can drive manual are a definite turn-on. I'm one of the three people left driving a stick and I know very few guys that can even drive one these days. The good news is that I live in Chicago and I know my car will never get stolen, (or if it does, I'll find it 15-20 feet from where I left it).

I'd propose on the spot.

You mean the internet lied to me!?