Springfield

That’s a wrap

I’m feeling cool about today.

I get more spam texts than calls now. Every day with the ****ing ATT rewards texts.

So when does the ass****ery start today?

Ok so now we decided to play. I’m here for it.

It’s like this field was built on an Indian burial ground.

We shoulda seen it coming with their historically bad vaccination rate.

Well I mean the Giants might win the East. Let’s see how the do next week against a real weak opponent in (checks notes) the Bills…

So is Jack Del Rio just a complete potato or what?

Let me tell you. There was a big boy who had some moves and I was all about that ****. I loved it!

Most people I saw were wearing Redskins gear. They even referred to them as the Redskins and sang Hail to the Redskins.

Parking lots were empty. Stadium was missing rows and rows of people (not even limited to just WFT fans).

Snyder: But what if they drink all the beer?

I would **** with that

It was blazingly hot and the team played like crap. The stadium is a dump. It felt like a punishment being there.

I'd love to elaborate. First and foremost, I didn't even know of the burst pipe. Wasn't anywhere near me. Didn't effect me at all. So we arrived there shortly after the lots opened at 9:00. Green lot F31. I hadn't been to a game since the "You like that!" game and first and foremost, I was very excited abut hanging out with friends that I don't get to see too much. I was driver, therefore I decided to keep my drinking to a minimum. The tailgating was pretty lackluster. The lots were basically empty. Like, rows and rows of unused parking. When I regularly went to games in the mid 2000's, the lots were packed and lively. Not today. There were bees all over. Like, I spent my morning dodging bees. I know that Snyder can't really control that, but it was beyond annoying. In total, between 9:00 and 12:15 I had 3 beers. We grilled and hung out. It was just OK. Not exciting whatsoever. Not the great tailgate experience I remember. We walk into the stadium. I can tell that there have been improvements to the concourse but it's like putting lipstick on a pig. The bathrooms still lack capacity. Every other venue in the area seems to manage to have enough urinals to handle the fans without waiting in a line. Get to our seats. It's probably at least 1,000 degrees. First drive and the defense just lets Herbert and the Chargers walk down the field. OK, cold start, not biggie. Still 1,000 degrees. Now it's our turn on offense. Fitzpatrick literally doesn't know how to run this offense. I thought he was a ****ing Mensa student. What the ****? At least Antonio Gibson is a gamer. They ****ing grind the hell out of him. I bet he lasts 5 games if he's luck at this rate. Hey guess what, still 1,000 degrees except now we look like we're going to get blown out. Somehow Fitzpatrick get's hurt, I can't tell cause it's at the other end of the field and the stadium decides against showing a replay. But... People are chanting "Heineke!" He comes on the field and the stadium lights up with the electricity of 1,000 degrees Fahrenheit mixed with a billion gallons of Bud Light. Two lame passes in a row. It's miserable. It's hot, our vaulted defense looks absolutely pedestrian, our dark horse underdog backup QB can't connect. This is when I tell myself that I can't get mad. I've made the decision to come and be subject to this. I wanted to see my friends and watch a game with them, but I'd be much happier at home where I can just take a nap when the team disappoints this badly. Maybe I'm just old. I'm nearly 40 at this point. There was very little redeeming about spending my Sunday at Fedex. The tailgating was disappointing and that was hopefully going to be the best part. The game experience was just downright awful. The stadium has got to be one of the worst in the league and the team didn't perform well enough to make up for it. If they would have put on a show, then that could make up for how much a flaming piece of **** that FedEx Field is. That's all I have for now. It wasn't fun. It's Snyder's fault ultimately. I'll just stay at home and watch on my TV.

So… our defense was vastly overrated this offseason.

Team sucks. Oh well. Thanks Snyder. I went to the game. It was a bold reminder of why I stopped going to that ****hole. Just a bad experience all around.

Terribly overrated D line.

Well so this defense is vastly overrated.

I still ****ing cry. I’m watching this YouTube this morning. My kids are here, inattentive of what’s on the TV. It feels like yesterday. It’s the biggest moment of my life and will be simply history for my kids. They will not know a life before 9/11 like we do.

So a different thought on the subject… Its easier for males to take jobs that don’t require a college degree and make a fine living. Electricians, plumbers, mechanics, etc can easily bring in six figures without a six figure debt from school. Does it take hard work and sometimes sacrifice of your body and your time? Yes. Can/do women fill these trade jobs that can pay $100,000-200,000 per year, usually no. Women don’t have it as easy without a degree. Just a different perspective to throw in there. You can make good money without college if you’re a man. Also, the military is always there.

I have 3 kids. 6 months, 5 years and 6 years. I’ll get the two older kids vaccinated the moment that it’s authorized.

I assume that would also need FDA approval, no?

Anyone just gone ahead and gotten their 3rd dose yet? I got my 2nd on 1/20 so I’m about due. My brother in law went and got a 3rd dose, just walked in and asked for a vaccine of Pfizer.