Spaceman Spiff

Aw, did he make it?

Unless you're trying to make the cover of a Rage Against the Machine album, lighting yourself on fire isn't a good idea. If it's a MAGA that did it, well, I'm not surprised. And I also don't feel too bad about one less voter for Trump who decided to take himself out of the gene pool.

Telling TTB that you confused one of his heroes with Eddie Vedder is a personal affront to him.

It's important to note that when I say I'm tired of Taylor Swift, I'm actually not tired of her. I actually think she's pretty great. I streamed the concert with my wife on Disney+, I enjoyed it. And when we go on a roadtrip and I give Mrs. Spiff control of what she wants to listen to, the Lover album is usually one of her picks. So while she's never someone I would listen to on my own, I get why she's so popular and I get why she's so famous. She's extremely talented. But goddamn, I've received about 15 different popups on my laptop this morning that are "news" related, the one that just came in is notifying me that she's rekindled her rivalry with Kim Kardashian. The one that came in 10 minutes ago notified me that her new album, released at 2 am this morning, has already shattered some streaming records. The one that came in before that notified me that, HOLY ****, ITS ACTUALLY A DOUBLE ALBUM. So, I'm not tired of her, or her music. I'm just tired of the coverage.

Can't give any ****s about this.

We're living in a simulation when a MAGA think-tank leader has the last name Vought. You can't make that up.

I don't know, TTB. I wasn't about to go back looking through a years worth of posts just to cater to you.

Pretty savage review:

I dunno if this has been posted here or not, but look at this mother****er: I mean, everyone's been trying to copy the Dollar Shave Club commercial since it aired over a decade ago and no one can really do it justice. But this is like a Trump level grift. Check it out: https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/woke-free-beer-venture-earns-f-rating-with-bbb

I can't believe I'm saying it, but Kansas City will be tough this weekend. It remains to be seen if they're really as good as they are with the start they're having, but for now they're on a bit of a roll.

That’s exactly what I meant. It could never be made today. And it’s great.

Yeah, Bluey is pretty great. Have seen a bunch of episodes, it's very well written and fun.

Married With Children has aged so horribly and it's ****ing awesome.

Traded Poole to the Wizards. Isn't he from Lithuania? So...yes?

Bring back NBA coaches having to wear suits on the sidelines. ****in Mike Brown looking like he's out getting Starbucks instead of coaching a goddamn basketball game.

Hopefully tonight is the end of the Warriors.

You're half German? This explains a lot.

Imagine that. @PleaseBlitzcan you get all lawyerin on em or anything?

I wish a hoa would!

The old Chris Rock bit.

You got that propeller going on your beanie pretty good, don’t you?

That's how you know the Wiz will end up with the #1 pick this year, it's supposed to be a bad draft.

I've grown to like Cuban over the years...I didn't like him when he first took over the Mavericks and was, like, the Draymond Green of NBA owners but he's mellowed considerably. That said, I've never understood the chest thumping and nobility one finds in paying their taxes. I'm not saying people shouldn't pay their taxes, but I've always found it weird and odd that it's a flex for some who are proud about doing something that...everyone should do. That said again, if he's using it to point a finger at Cheeto Jesus, well, that's good, too.

Found the wallet. My wife does needlepoint (she has the soul of an 80 year old lady) and where she sits on the couch is adorned with all sorts of needlepoint stuff, canvases, bags of string, etc. I don't go near it. So it was in one of the bags of string. Which she quickly assured me that it wasn't in when she checked the previous day. According to her, Spiff Jr. must have moved it from one location to another. Ordered one right after finding the wallet.