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My dog is trippin. Been panting for 12 hours. Thunder is almost constant. These supercells (tornado producers) are currently heading towards me. Getting ready.

The outbreak right now is definitely worse than Monday already. Seminole, OK just got hit. The cell is recycling it looks like.

Wrong time to do that. You don't want anything taking away from that moment. He should, and will, take it with class.

🤣 I forgot about that, had to look it up. Honestly I think his shadowboxing haymaker straight punch to the gut is as awesome a common celebration as they come. Think he should stick to that when he passes him...the fire routine would be a bit awkward in that instance.

Is the bird celebration the GOAT?

Alex Honnold is an influencer. And somehow still alive.

D0uble post.

Domino's pizza is to Little Caesar's pizza as filet mignon is to the snake dinner in Temple of Doom.

That was the biggest bust I have witnessed since the ole nor'Easters back home were predicted to drop a foot or more and would totally miss us. This storm surprised everyone by almost immediately turning in to a squall line (not good for tornadoes). Handfull of supercells scattered around the region, the most concerning of which got swallowed up by the squall by the time it was near OKC. Here in Tulsa, there were 2 tornado warnings within the squall line to the west of us about 30 minutes before it got here. So I DID get my boots and heavy clothes on. Didn't take any other course of action. Warnings weren't extended to us. Relatively light wind and rain, no hail, but some hella pissed off lightning. That lighting was DIFFERENT. One quick flash on every bolt, no flickering. Didn't clap when it was hitting around me, sounded like bombs going off every second. Basically had a 3.0 earthquake for 15 minutes. **** meant business. But what a bust. Wednesday has the same kind of threat in Oklahoma. My best shot of the storm, lightning taking a hard 2 mile turn at a very low altitude. You can see where it hit in the lower left:

I've got 2 plans. One is to hunker down in my bathroom with all the stuff I've prepared (heavy clothing on, helmet, mattress, backpack on with emergency items). The other is to drive out of the way if time permits, and depending on traffic. Unfortunately, it looks like a lot of this will happen during rush hour.

That's what the ****in world is coming to, how do ya like that!?

Mannnn...they just put me in the bullseye...

Getting prepared again. Will be watching closely starting around noon tomorrow Severe storm risk: Tornado risk:

Got away with one again. Feeling bad for my neighbors up north.

I don't agree with your first point, but will take it in to consideration. The rest I agree with.

Have this on, currently. These guys have a base cloud in Kansas.

@CousinsCowgirl84 is getting bullied, which is a shame. Because all you upper middle class yuppies must be so devastated by this. I understand your absolute worry! The sky is falling. While you BS in your office like the hypnotized version of Ron Livingston. Now type too many words to care to read. Tf you have the time.

For some reason, Google thinks I'm in Little Rock, Arkansas. Always gotta write Tulsa at the end of my searches.

Yep, that last weather system dudded out like I can't believe. An ef-0, maybe an ef-1 in far eastern Oklahoma? So many supercells, but they stretched out...they were all missing a piece of the puzzle. Poor downdraft, poor cape...whatever it was. They were ready to go insane, but simply couldn't put it all together. Now we have a multi day threat. Southeastern Kansas looks like the main target when it starts. Where I'm at in Oklahoma has a moderate risk. I'm freaked to heck about how overdue we are.

All that **** along the Oklahoma panhandle and New Mexico...not to mention the wildfire just next to me... Sets fire alarms off here in Tulsa. Here comes another storm system that will bring lightning to light more fires..then turn in to supercells that produce tornados. Midwest weather sucks.

So you're the judge of "really messed up people". Okay... Whether that's their goal or not, is it ok for a man transitioning to a woman, to box a woman, or fight her in MMA? Are you supportive of the Fallon Fox experiment?

I don't know anything about the 3 people in the previous post. And I'm thankful. Who gives, a flying ****? Beal does. That's who. Tool > Jason Lasso Wilde.

This is a deep psychoanalysis I think is a hard pill to swallow for the chronic, zombie-like haters. Worth the read, everybody. I think the world needs as much shaking-up as I can remember in my lifetime...right now. I love this move and look forward to what else Musk does. Hey, he's not mugging people at gunpoint and getting let out to walk the streets by the DA. Y'all give a **** about that?