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He's probably just mad that he left Dave speechless...

I just got in to Barstool's Dave Portnoy pizza reviews, and now I can't stop watching them. If you aren't familiar...this guy goes to cities around the US and Canada, rating pizzas from 0 to 10. He does it in front of the joint, so he's always interacting with people on the street. Frigging hilarious. It's so popular that his reviews strongly hurt/help each business depending on the rating. He's really strict too. If he gives a 7.1, that means it's a darn good pizza. Here's one where he gives a pizza a 0.0 🤣. You'll see why....

I'll take the chowder with tomato soup + saltines in a close second.

I finally figured out that Robins are the birds that wake up at 4:30 AM and do that annoying bird call repetitively until 8:00 PM. One woke me up the other day and all I could think about was buying an air rifle with a scope and sniping them.

What in the absolute hell were the producers of the new Halo TV series thinking??? What a disgrace. Master Chief has his ****ing helmet off all the time, is a skinny emo bamma, and he's involved in a love story with an enemy spy. Messing with the wrong nerds. Wouldn't be surprised if the real hardcores fire up the death threats again. Think they did it for Halo 5, if I remember correctly.

Fair enough. I don't frequent the stadium. Sorry for losing my cool as well.

I saw your answer, but you did it in a way where you had to insult me for not being an internet forum addict like your frail ass. Try to type like you'd talk to people in real life. Cuz thems fighting words.

No, I haven't. That's why I was asking. That thread title is vague compared to what it should be: "Snyder Needs to GO". Sorry I didn't zero-in on that thread. Why are you still a passive aggressive keyboard warrior? Grow up and just answer the question.

Is there a thread where we're allowed to discuss, and criticize Dan Snyder? I'm amazed it's not the hottest topic.

I mean, it's the trend that looks like will happen. It's not poetic, I know. Galaxies still collide, so worry not 🤣. Can't wait for Andromeda. Basically a 45 degree angle collision of galaxies that is going to happen in extreme slow-motion.

The theorized aged of the universe, and I emphasize the word "theorized" because science is all about presenting ideas, is 13.8 billion years because of studying the decay of the old relics in the universe - and the decay/molecular structure of **** that is old as hell. The theory may be wrong.

Don't know anything from the guy, so I don't know if you're serious or being sarcastic. I was just talking about Bone Thugs, Zack De La Rocha and a few other giant names to my buddy, so I'm on edge about rapping rn. What's a song from his?

I used to drill defensive back manuevers, run stairs and wind sprints...trying to hold a Walkman CD player steady 🤣. So that the music wouldn't skip. When I got my first Ipod, everything changed. I fell in love with a HOHYWA. (Christopher Moltasanti voice) Go fys...Ipod....

Pretty simple, as fast as it is. The puck has to cross the opposing team's blue line before anyone else on your team physically crosses the blue line on their skates, in order to prevent offsides. Hitting the puck from anywhere behind the red center line, past the opposing team's goal, and having the opposing team touch the puck first - is icing. After that, have at it.

Aight, made my way thru a season of NHL '07. I was addicted as **** to NHL '94 thru '98. My team was the Chicago Blackhawks, because Roenick's breakaways were automatic...and playing as the Red Wings or Avalanche felt like cheating. This '07 game gets an A- from me. The bad things are the interface, and the music. The interface is confusing as hell and wonky. They obviously focused on the gameplay, which is stellar. The music is that contemporary alt rock from the time. Yuck. Sounds like the same song over and over again. The gameplay....hell-frigging-yes. Best NHL game I've ever played. Edit: I use the Caps as my team 🙂

Spitzer at its best, vs. Webb calibrating:

I liked Makers Mark too. Them high end whiskeys are insane tho. You get used to them, I can imagine downgrading is off-putting. Makers Mark seems like it's to whiskey as Lagunitas is to beer. High end mediocre spectrum.

I didn't see that. Maybe I shouldn't. Rose has me baffled. I kept thinking her right hand was injured. When she did throw it, it was all-arm. I dunno, that shocked me. Heel turn is all I can think. She got up and out of Esparza's takedowns and back control almost immediately! **** her up!

This reminds me, I've never had steak & eggs. First thought is that they don't go together, but I hear people touting it all the time. Gotta try it.

What a twisted night. Chandler almost kills Ferguson with a KOTY candidate, Rose lays an all-time egg and kinda turned heel in doing so, then Oliveira comes back and subs Justin without leaving with the strap. I feel a little disturbed.

You misspelled Elon Musk. 😄😉

All good. Put shots on goal. Idgaf how. Shoot from the line. I believe in this team.

Didn't used to have to worry about this bamma ass ****. Now we do. Because everyone is getting sucker-punchy and keyboard warrior-y about everything. Too bad that mother****er didn't get his eyeballs stabbed in. Send a lesson.

Lockett, Texas just got destroyed, I'm afraid. 😥

Man, that stream I posted just got CRAZY. Storm chaser live broadcasted a tornado about 50 yards from him. I was like get out of the way!!!!!