Sacks 'n' Stuff

I honestly have no recollection of Mathis ever being on the field.

We’re still years away from having sex bots if that’s what you’re asking.

Groan

Powerful, like a gorilla yet soft and yielding, like a nerf ball.

A lot of the new posters don’t seem to have much of a sense of humor or sarcasm detector.

You’re supposed to say, “what happened to you?” Oprah taught me that. Saying things like, “What’s wrong with you?” can further distress the freak and cause them to bother us more.

It was a joke. I laughed.

He will be on the roster week one I reckon, but if he goes out there and gets rag dolled again, he’s not guaranteed week eighteen.

Keep Forbes. He fits in with what we are trying to build here. When they pass that new rule where you can have as many players on the field as you want as long as their total weight does not exceed 2500 pounds, we are going to destroy EVERYBODY!!!.

The children who are coming into my elementary school now are the first generation whose parents grew up with cell phones, and it is alarming.

And then we were penalized four years of draft picks.

My dog keeps saying Orhorhoro every morning when I’m making his breakfast. I think he’s mad that we missed out on him by a pick.

I don’t have an affinity for either party, but there definitely is a giant contrast in the levels of scumbaggery and sociopathy. The one that likes elephants is significantly worse.

Play this at my funeral