GroundNPound Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 April 29th, 2007. For their second pick in the NFL draft, the omnipotent FO could have chosen anyone from remaining thousands of hungry draft prospects to take the stage as the newest Washington Redskin. Who did they choose? LB Dallas Sartz. That's right... a player who's first name mirrors that of our most hated rival. The earth trembled. The sky shuttered. The apocalypse loomed nearer. The entirety of the redskins fan nation gathers together in the dark, huddling against the impending doom. "What can we do? The end for sure is at hand!" a single voice is heard in the ensuing silence. It rings against the walls of fedex field. "Why not make one liners?" and there was much rejoicing. Let me start it off... "We own Dallas any day of the week, baby!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins PR Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Yeah, and our first pick's name is Landry.... it's crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom [Giants fan] Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 It could be worse...... You could have signed someone named Philadelphia Dallas. And he could have been a big guy with a nickname, "Giant". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins4Life28 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I'm not sure what sucks worse: Dallas, or this thread idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoBob Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 We need the mods to add a 1/2 star option to the thread rating.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veretax Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 its no contest, Dallas sucks more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grego Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 ummm......k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSUskinfan Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Everytime we say Dallas sucks, we should clarify what we mean. What if we sweep Dallas this year? Is he dusty, wait, what? Boy, this is going to get really confusing! Great thread! :geek: :logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JC2MOSS Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 wow. :doh: No, but seriously... wow. :shot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottAH87 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 i think our boredom has reached an all time high. football season really needs to start so we actually have something to talk about. wish i could say more but im gonna go start a tread about sidewalk chalk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins&Terps07 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Um... thats... uh... cool. :dunce: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I'm not sure what sucks worse: Dallas, or this thread idea. I'll take the thread idea. :puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leo2k2ndc Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 LOL this threads crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Cocaine is a hellava drug!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 wow. :doh: No, but seriously... wow. :shot: :laugh::laugh: That bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.21 will eat you alive Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 ']It could be worse......You could have signed someone named Philadelphia Dallas. And he could have been a big guy with a nickname' date=' "Giant".[/quote'] i think we would draft someone named Dallas "Giant" Eagles, just to keep him as a punching bag for the locker room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewCliche21 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I'm not sure what sucks worse: Dallas, or this thread idea. This thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I've been waiting to use this. :sucks: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Did Gibbs and co say this before the selection? :wewantd: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunBunch7 Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 This thread sucks so bad, I'm not going to reply! Oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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