Art Posted October 18, 2004 Author Share Posted October 18, 2004 Brunell's grandfather, Gunther Brunell, was Hitler's Chief of Staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Cancer clusters? Crude oil prices on the rise? Recall on your Honda? Brunell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SittingBull Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Brunell killed Superman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TankRizzo Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 You'll be hard pressed to find something good to say about him right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiLfan Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 brunell just farted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arkowi Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 If you take the redskins stat sheet from last week and cut out all the number 6's, and lay it on the last page of revelations....it spells brunell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Vet Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Mark Brunell paid Lawrence Taylor to breaky Joey T's leg in two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Brunell turns his porch light off on Halloween Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Dr. Suess based his character "the Grinch" on Mark Brunell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arkowi Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 He farts...A LOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Originally posted by Califan007 I'd say he kicked my dog, too, but somehow I just suspect he'd miss... lol :laugh: :laugh: How Brunnell sees himself: How everyone else sees him: Brunell made the Hindenburg crash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 I heard Brunell beat up those Mormon missionaries who ride around on their bikes. He said he did it because Joe Gibbs told him to. Oh, yeah... the national debt is his fault, too. So are the Dolphins losing streak and the Patriot's winning streak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakofthesouth Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Brunell is a member of the illuminati, and that's why he gets to start each week. And he's Satan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 666 is tattooed on his butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 His best friends are Kordell Stewart and Jeff Garcia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neophyte Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Originally posted by Art Since it appears he's blamed for all other things, we should also not forget to include his terrible lane coverage on the multiple big special teams returns against us. He's just killing us. Ok...while I will admit that the idea behind this thread is damn funny and all, you can't tell you were you frustrated yesterday on those plays were Brunell had time and just flat missed guys. Must have been 4 or 5 times he missed them when they were open and a couple of them would have been good for TD's. He is not to blame for everything but hey, let's call a spade a spade shall we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulldog Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Brunell's stats of 8 for 22 for 96 yards with all the support he got on the ground and on defense is just a pathetic effort. He looks like Joe Theismann circa 1985 just before the bottom fell out in that Monday Night game vs. the Giants. He is killing the Redskins because he can't make plays with his arm. And the rollouts used with the frequency the Skins do, limits the effective field for the qb. A steady diet of rollouts and a qb throwing on the run or without getting his feet set doesn't seem to be the best way to cut down on mistakes and gain consistency. What seems to be unsaid by the coaches in running this scheme is that Brunell is not physically capable of holding up in the pocket and delivering the ball on queue. All you have to do is watch what other qbs are able to do in the air even when there is coverage and even when the rush is bearing down. Geez, you look at Roethlisberger thread that ball into receivers' hands with Dallas defenders right there on the spot and you see 5-8 throws a game for yardage that the Steelers get that the Redskins have NO HOPE of getting completed. Outside of the Dallas game, Brunell's yardage stats look like those of a running back not a quarterback :laugh: It's that bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfujskins Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 I heard He lost to Danny Weurffel in arm wrestling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 bulldog's total lack of a sense of humor? Brunell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulldog Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 sorry, Henry, the last playoff game I saw the Redskins play Gus Frerotte was the qb for the Lions, which was about SIX teams ago for him :laugh: :laugh: I look at this club and what happened yesterday (mostly good) and wonder HOW a guy with that kind of positive energy around him couldn't muster more than we saw. Are we going to cross midfield against the Eagles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TankRizzo Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Brunell wrote, directed and produced Gigli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jdogg Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Mark Brunell's reckless stock speculation led to the market crash of 1929 and the subsequent Great Depression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rook Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Brunell made a pass at my wife ... thankfully he missed (but he did hit my dog). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TankRizzo Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Brunell was the driving force behind George Lucas putting Jar Jar Binks in Episode I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TankRizzo Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Brunell volunteered at polling stations in Florida in 2000 and is responsible for every single hanging chad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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