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Sounds not picked up by the footage:

Kellen Winslow Two Sticks: "I'm a souldja! Sssaaahhh!!! AAAIIIYYEEE!!!"

Randy Starks *standing dumbfounded*: "My word, a miracle of science! According to my advanced phsyics studies at the University of Maryland Honors Program, the force of my impact, calculated as the mass of my gargantuan forearm and its acceleration into Kellen Winslow Two Sticks' chest, should have annihilated the little guy into a thousand pieces! Yet he remains intact. If only Sir Isaac were alive, he would be quite intrigued by this conundrum."

Browns #68: "That wouldn't have happened to Sean Taylor. Damn."

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Originally posted by TheDane

Sounds not picked up by the footage:

Kellen Winslow Two Sticks: "I'm a souldja! Sssaaahhh!!! AAAIIIYYEEE!!!"

Randy Starks *standing dumbfounded*: "My word, a miracle of science! According to my advanced phsyics studies at the University of Maryland Honors Program, the force of my impact, calculated as the mass of my gargantuan forearm and its acceleration into Kellen Winslow Two Sticks' chest, should have annihilated the little guy into a thousand pieces! Yet he remains intact. If only Sir Isaac were alive, he would be quite intrigued by this conundrum."

Browns #68: "That wouldn't have happened to Sean Taylor. Damn."

LMAO THAT WAS SO FUNNY. lol I had to save that quote

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