StevieInferior Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_76570.html Ananova: Penis explodes during sex Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend. Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood. Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst. "I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen." Mr Coroiu is now recovering after an operation to stop the bleeding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Whew, that's truly, truly frightening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 That fetish is reportedly really huge right now in Europe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Maybe he took to much Viagra, or was using one of those pumps prior to having sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst. There are just certain words that should never be used in the same sentence a penis. Exploded would be one of them... shudder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 :yikes: My god... :noflame: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chosen Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Originally posted by Die Hard That fetish is reportedly really huge right now in Europe. The exploding penis fetish? Good lord. Maybe he took that magical ****tail (no pun intended): Viagra, extasy, cocain. That could have made his penis explode... or his heart. He probably got off lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Would you really want to keep living with a vacancy in the place your penis was previously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Originally posted by chosen He probably got off lucky. So to speak. What? Ok..sorry...that was bad. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=58466&highlight=Be+afraid+be+very+afraid your a little late bro... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 I can hear Maxwell Smart now...'Ahhh...the OLD exploding penis trick!' That happened to me once...never...and I mean NEVER say 'blow me!' to a female Explosives Ordinance Disposal officer Good news? Exploding penises are covered under Kerry's Universal Health Coverage. Just when you thought you couldn't find a reason to vote democratic. I've been considering going the 'medical pioneer' route...since we disproved the existence of God in that other thread, I might as well make a name for myself in this life. Why not go out leaving a legacy? Male breast implants. I'm just wondering how I'm going to get any work done afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 And then it finally sank in. The offseason was really here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essex03 Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Actually I have heard of this before. Chuck Negron, the lead singer of Three Dog Night had his penis "blow out" on him as well. Was having a ton of sex back in the TDN heyday and the side just blew out. Dont know if thats a good thing or a bad thing... actually, penis exploding = bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhayunga Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 When I was in my trauma class we talked about this. It is actually pretty common. The girl is usually on top, and going at it very hard. The guy slips out and as she comes back down, landing on his penis. . . Well it was described to us as hitting you hard pemis with a sledgehammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 I was thinking he was wearing a c@ck ring and then took viagra or the new stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity Posted May 19, 2004 Share Posted May 19, 2004 wow just wow, can you imagine the pain? I mean holy crap... Oh and stevieinferior, nice signature :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beer is Food Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Never shoot Redbull and Viagra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Get Pissed Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 so if he was banging her, did his wang explode inside of her, since it reads next thing they knew the sheets were covered in blood. A blood filled taco can't be healthy, maybe some hand sanitizer would do the trick....OUCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Holy, ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking Deadman Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Ouch. What's with the bumping of the archives? Been seeing that alot lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxiumone Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Reminds me of the Eddie Murphy bit about STDs in the future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDRedskinsFan Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Ouch.What's with the bumping of the archives? Been seeing that alot lately. Thank CandaceM23.Viva la Revolution! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUNSTONE Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Am I mistaken or did the article say that she discovered it? Wouldn't he be screaming his head off when it happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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