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[Fan since a Fetus]

^It looks like his first time trying to ride the Nimbus 2000.

 

Edited January 30 by Fan since a Fetus

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4 minutes ago, Captain Wiggles said:

There's a pun to be made here involving "Destroyer/Destroy her in bed", but I haven't figured it out yet.

[China]

36 minutes ago, Captain Wiggles said:

 

Met a girl called Leia and I took her back to my place
Feeling guilty, feeling scared, midicholorians everywhere
Stop! Hold on, stay in control
Girl, I want you here with me
But I'm really not as cool as I'd like to be
'Cause there's star destroyer right in my bed
And there's a little yoda man in my head
And there's a jedi knight inside of me
That keeps stopping me, force choking ya, watching ya, choking ya
Wanna bone ya, star destroyer
Wanna bone ya, star destroyer
Well I fell asleep, then I woke feeling kinda queer
Leia looked at me and said, "Ooh, you look so weird"
She said, "Man, tthe dark side's really taking you
One day you're gonna self-destruct"
You're up, you're down, I can't work you out
You get a good thing going, then you blow yourself out
Silly boy, bang a star destroyer
Silly boy, bang a star destroyer
Silly boy, you got a Death Star to go for
Exhaust port to aim for, so much to try for
Your blowing it up with your x-wng fighter
You're so insecure, you bang a star destroyer
Wanna bang a star destroyer
(Here it goes again)
Wanna bang a star destroyer

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[The Evil Genius]

Two pairs of pliers. The same if you have two pairs of socks.