China Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Woman arrested for allegedly punching Hooks police officer in face over her pot belly pig's impoundment A Hooks police officer was punched in the face Monday by a woman who was allegedly upset that her pet pot belly pig was being impounded by the city. Hooks Officer Cole Ogden and two public works employees were attempting to corral the "estray" pig in the intersection of Grant and Washington streets on Monday, according to a probable cause affidavit. The animal had been the subject of repeated citizen complaints and its owner, Arianne Swenson, 34, had been warned multiple times to "keep the pig put up." As Ogden and public works employees Jason Stokes and Logan Knight were attempting to detain the pig so animal control could impound it, Swenson allegedly came running toward them from down the street. Swenson allegedly shoved Stokes and Knight in an attempt to get them away from the wayward pig and disregarded orders from Ogden to "step back and let us do what we had to do." Swenson allegedly took a swing at Ogden with a closed fist, striking him in the face. Swenson has been charged with assault on a public servant and faces two to 10 years in prison if convicted. She is currently being held in the Bowie County jail with bail set at $75,000. Arianne Swenson's husband, Aaron Caleb Swenson, 37, is currently being held in the Bowie County jail with bail set at $1 million. Aaron Swenson, an alleged member of the Boogaloo Bois, allegedly livestreamed himself on social media in April driving in the Texarkana area searching for a police officer to murder. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Now Canada Has Road Signs Telling People Not to Let Moose Lick Their Cars Local tour guide Joe Urie says that caked-on road salt is "like crack" to the moose, who are getting way too close to cars accordingly. Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Pornaments Pornaments; yup you read that title correct. I guess I now have your attention. So 2020 has pretty much been the weirdest year ever anyhow so why not have some fun with your holiday tree this year. Pornaments is this naughty little website that offers creative and sexy ornaments that show Mr. Claus in a very different light. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I opened the box and found myself staring at two crazy funny options; Ready Teddy ($19.99 the Dominatrix Bear) and Chim Chim Charlie ($19.99 the hunky intern from the North Pole). There are so many great options “Submissive Santa”, “Deck The Balls” (care to take a guess what shape this one is LOL) or even “Christmas Dickle” (the pickle; I can’t deal). Click on the link for more 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 WTF? Director Spike Lee changes direction with musical about Viagra - Director Spike Lee, best known for making movies about the experience of being Black in America, is switching course with a musical - on the subject of Viagra. Lee will direct the as-yet-untitled film from a screenplay he has co-written about the discovery and launch of the erectile dysfunction drug. It is based on a 2018 article in Esquire magazine called “All Rise,” producers said on Tuesday. Original songs and music will be written by the duo behind the 2008 Tony-award winning rock musical “Passing Strange,” about a Black artist’s journey of self discovery. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 I guess we now know why that Nigerian prince needs all that money: Playboy socialite turns up at wedding with six pregnant women on his arm A Nigerian playboy turned heads when he turned up at a wedding with six pregnant women. The socialite, who goes by the moniker 'Pretty Mike', was a guest at the nuptials of actor Williams Uchemba. He claims the bevy of expectant mothers were all impregnated by him. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Adolf Hitler is inside my cat's ear: Owner is shocked to see Nazi leader's face staring out from her pet's head Click on the link for the full story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Model claims sunbathing vagina for 2 hours a day boosted her libido Sunshine, lollipops and libidos. A Brazilian model claims that she increases her sex drive with a little afternoon d-light by way of sunning her vagina. “Nothing better than a morning sun…,” 23-year-old Letícia Martins, who goes by Lunna Leblanc, captioned a nude Instagram post of herself this week in which she displays her naked body, legs spread at the sun. Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Ah the joys of being Brazilian. Also that cats ear doesn't look anything like Hitler. Looks more like Lion-O from the Thundercats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Gland Larceny: When Testicle Thefts Took Chicago by Storm Two decades into the 21st century, male and female genitals mark the new frontier of human organ transplantation. But testicle transplants remain off limits, except in extremely rare cases, for bioethical reasons. A century ago, however, rejuvenation-minded surgeons embraced the idea with gusto. If a pair of testicles makes a guy masculine, why not three? The more, they thought, the manlier. There was a hitch, however. Viable human testicles were in short supply, even at the mortuary. So someone, perhaps an aging tycoon with a flagging libido, apparently hired hoods to kidnap men off the street, knock them out, and hustle them into involuntary castration operations. At least three Chicago men fell victim to "gland larceny" in the early 1920s, including one who accused two of the most notorious murderers in American history of mutilating him. The rash of testicle thefts, which may be the world's earliest cases of human organ trafficking, has roots in the late 19th century. Click on the link for the full story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Takes a lot of balls..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 Jackass 4: Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O in hospital after just two days of filming Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O have been sent to hospital after just two days of filming Jackass 4. The actors and stunt performers, known for their work on previous Jackass films, were reportedly jumping on a full speed treadmill while carrying “band equipment”, including a tuba, when they sustained injuries. Screen Rant report that neither star is seriously injured, and filming on the forthcoming sequel, the first entry in the series since 2010’s Jackass 3D, is expected to resume soon. Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Son wins lawsuit after mom throws away his best porno mags A Grand Haven couple will have to pay for disposing of their son’s pornography collection. The only question is how much. David Werking, 42, sued his parents, Beth and Paul Werking, after they tossed out what a judge called “a trove of pornography and an array of sex toys.” U.S. District Judge Paul Maloney in Kalamazoo granted the son’s request for summary judgment in his favor. The parties have until mid-February to file written submissions on damages. The parents’ attorney, Anne Marie VanderBroek, said she is working to establish the value of the items that were disposed of but declined to comment about the case. David Werking contends damages are around $25,000. His attorney, Miles Greengard, contends that his client should receive treble damages, which is allowed under his claim of conversion of property. “We have asked the Court for treble damages, which we believe are warranted given the wanton destruction of the property,” he said. He was pleased with the judge’s ruling. The case wasn’t just about a guy and his dirty magazines. “This was a collection of often irreplaceable items and property,” Greengard said. His client had moved into his parents’ home in late 2016 after a divorce. After he left for Muncie, Indiana, he expected them to deliver his belongings. He later realized that a dozen boxes of pornographic films and magazines were missing. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 8 hours ago, China said: Son wins lawsuit after mom throws away his best porno mags A Grand Haven couple will have to pay for disposing of their son’s pornography collection. The only question is how much. David Werking, 42, sued his parents, Beth and Paul Werking, after they tossed out what a judge called “a trove of pornography and an array of sex toys.” U.S. District Judge Paul Maloney in Kalamazoo granted the son’s request for summary judgment in his favor. The parties have until mid-February to file written submissions on damages. The parents’ attorney, Anne Marie VanderBroek, said she is working to establish the value of the items that were disposed of but declined to comment about the case. David Werking contends damages are around $25,000. His attorney, Miles Greengard, contends that his client should receive treble damages, which is allowed under his claim of conversion of property. “We have asked the Court for treble damages, which we believe are warranted given the wanton destruction of the property,” he said. He was pleased with the judge’s ruling. The case wasn’t just about a guy and his dirty magazines. “This was a collection of often irreplaceable items and property,” Greengard said. His client had moved into his parents’ home in late 2016 after a divorce. After he left for Muncie, Indiana, he expected them to deliver his belongings. He later realized that a dozen boxes of pornographic films and magazines were missing. Click on the link for the full article Wow....if only the beastie boys knew about this.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Get your Alabama wastewater wine, on sale now! Rainsville Wastewater Treatment Plant supervisor suspended without pay following discovery of Illegal wine operation RAINSVILLE, Ala. (WAFF) - UPDATE: The supervisor of the Rainsville Wastewater Treatment Plant has been suspended without pay at this time following the discovery of an illegal wine operation on plant property. The discovery happened on Thursday. The employee had been working for the department for 15 years according to WAFF’s Kate Smith. She was present at a press conference held in Rainsville on Friday conducted by the Mayor. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Kentucky mail carrier encounters ax-wielding dog on his route A Kentucky mail carrier had an unusual encounter the other day. Tim Smith is a rural mail carrier in Williamsburg. Tim says he has seen some strange things over the years, but this one takes the cake: Quote Saw this on my mail route today. There’s a lot of reasons why your mailman might not deliver your packages, and this is one of them. I can handle a dog, but not a dog with an axe. Click on the link for more 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 Woman calls police to accuse brother of farting on her toothbrush Siblings pulling each other's leg is something that annoys parents the most. But recently a woman decided to involve the police in the matter. An unidentified woman called up the police to accuse her brother of farting on her toothbrush. Yes, you read that right! On December 20, an 18-year-old woman from Cleveland in Ohio reported to the police that her brother had farted on her toothbrush. Now, that's a gross thing to do to anybody. But is it even a crime? Nope. Surely not a police matter. In fact, it turned out that her brother was completely innocent. According to a report in the Highland Heights Police Blotter, the woman was not at home. She had called from a different city in an attempt to irritate her brother. Click on the link for the full article 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 'Some people fish... I masturbate': Australia's oldest sperm donor, 72, who has fathered 21 children 'that he knows about' was banned from clinics due to his age and now helps lesbian women start families A 72-year-old retiree believed to be Australia's oldest sperm donor has fathered up to 50 children, all of whom he call his sons and daughters. John Lindsay Mayger began donating in 1978 after his wife suffered two miscarriages, though they later had four children, some of whom have their own families. 'I was traumatised by the two miscarriages and I could start to understand how people who couldn't have children would feel,' he said. He has no idea how many children he fathered from the donations to IVF clinics in 1978 and 1979, but guesses it was about two dozen. What a creepy 72 year old serial masturbator may look like Click on the link for the full article 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 3, 2021 Share Posted January 3, 2021 Man tried to smuggle $34,000 worth of cocaine under his toupee, police say Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Man Probably Thinks He’s Protecting Society’s Purity By Commenting On A Tampon Image, Makes A “Fool” Of Himself Interview With Author Brits are rejoicing that as of January 1, 2021, there is no longer any value-added tax (VAT) on women’s sanitary products. Her Majesty’s Treasury announced the dissolution of the tax (more commonly known as the ‘tampon tax’) with a simple infographic that featured a drawing of a tampon. Libertarian radio presenter and journalist Adam Garrie created a storm on Twitter after stating that, in his opinion, the image was “obscene.” Here’s how people reacted to Garrie’s tweet and what he answered. Quite a few people were upset with his opinion Click on the link for the responses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Thousands of candles recalled in Canada due to fire, burn hazard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 Denmark debuts new children's TV show about a man with a huge and uncontrollable penis Denmark's flagship broadcaster has suffered blowback over its newest children's TV program, "John Dillermand" -- an animation starring a man with a penis so massive and flexible it can save children from danger, fetch objects from a river and operate as a pogo stick. The show, whose 13 episodes are available to watch on the DR network's website, follows its titular character as he navigates an array of unexpected scenarios caused by his inexplicably huge genitalia. Click on the link for the full article and video 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Ohioan Named Rock Warned Not To Rock "You can't play Led Zeppelin quietly," man, 40, told police JANUARY 11--When Ohio cops questioned him about a neighbor’s complaint that he was blasting music at 1:30 AM Saturday, Nathan Rock offered a justification, of sorts, for his rocking out. Rock, 40, explained that, “You can’t play Led Zeppelin quietly,” according to a police report. Rock’s 60-year-old neighbor told the Erie County Sheriff’s Office that he “began to play music loudly and was singing,” which prompted her to text him with a demand that the music be turned down. Click on the link for the full article 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Monkey Tail Beard Is The Latest Male Fashion Trend It’s not easy to be a fashionable man in this day and age when everything changes so fast. Regular boring beard is no longer enough. Now you have to grow monkey tail beard to keep up with the times! Click on the link for more 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 For me the whole point of a beard is to make less work, not more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 3 hours ago, dfitzo53 said: For me the whole point of a beard is to make less work, not more. That, and it helps me look like an actual adult. Baby-faced redheads never look like real adults. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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