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$80M superyacht concept has a 'gaping hole'

 

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Previous offerings include a yacht in the form of a swan and another devised to resemble a shark, but Lazzarini Design Studio's latest superyacht concept may be one of its most daring yet.


The Rome-based design team has just unveiled renderings of a brand new 69-meter yacht design with a "gaping hole" right in the middle.


The aptly named Shape concept, which is to run entirely on clean energy, features a huge empty opening in its superstructure, resulting in a wonderfully distinctive silhouette.

 

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Referred to as the "hole deck," the space is accessible via an entrance on the bow and has steps leading down to the sea level, making it an ideal sun lounging area, and can be customized to suit the owner's requirements.


Meanwhile, the upper deck of the yacht is fitted with a glass-bottomed infinity pool, offering swimmers a fabulous view of the open space below.


The living area, located at the rear of the superstructure, consists of six suites, with room for up to 12 guests.

 

"Because of the stylistic choice of placing a void inside the superstructure, space on The Shape is the real luxury," say the designers.

 

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Lamborghini Sinks Into Lake After Owner Forgets How To Drive

 

Driving cars can be confusing; there’s all the controls to think about, hazards to avoid and, if its a supercar, you’re always on edge that you might scuff your precious paintwork. But for one luxury car driver in Austria, they failed at the fundamentals of driving and plowed their Lamborghini into a lake.

 

According to the Austrian fire service in the town of Mondsee, officers in the area were called in to recover a Lamborghini Huracán that had driven into the Mondsee lake on Tuesday night.

 

Police joked that the driver thought they had James Bond's Lotus from The Spy Who Loved Me.
 

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The Assh*le Inspection Hellscape of the Charmin Bears Commercials

 

When people imagine dystopian nightmares, they typically jump to fundamentalist-controlled governments or societies wherein technology has gone too far.

 

But the most terrifying dystopia on television isn't The Handmaid's Tale or Black Mirror. It's the society portrayed in the Charmin Bears Commercials: a hellscape so deceitfully lighthearted that it airs in the middle of even the family-friendliest programming.

 

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In a recent Charmin Bears commercial, Mama and Papa bear hem and haw over picking up a pair of underwear discarded on the bathroom floor. Enter Junior Bear to save the day. The bespectacled cub slides into the bathroom, picks up his used underwear, and proceeds to brag about the underwear still being clean, singing, "'Cause my heinie's clean / Oh yeah, I'm Charmin clean," while exposing his assh*le to his smiling parents.

 

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No, I have no idea why they do this, but it can't be overstated how much of a core element assh*le inspection is in these Charmin Bears' lives. They inspect each others' assh*les constantly. Literally anything Junior does seems to be a perfect excuse for the parents to look at his assh*le.

 

Junior tries on a silly robot costume? Great time to check out his assh*le.

 

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Woman takes 23 family members on blind date to test man’s generosity

 

A man was left with an enormous bill when his blind date brought 23 members of her family with her to test his generosity.

 

However, her rather bizarre tactic well and truly backfired (unsurprisingly) when her date known as Mr. Lui, 29, did a runner.

 

The rather ambitious singleton was then left to foot the bill herself, and at a cool $3,100 we’re sure she was less than pleased.

 

The couple’s date took place at a restaurant in eastern Chinese province of Zhejiang according to local paper Taizhou Evening News.

 

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I'm questioning this story if for no other reason than $3,100 seems exorbitant (would be about $125 per person), which would be expensive in this country, but astronomical in China.

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Randy couple spark outrage after having sex on altar and FILMING IT forcing church staff to ‘cleanse’ it with holy water

 

A RAUNCHY couple filmed themselves bonking behind the altar of a Belgian church - prompting mass outrage.

 

Disgusted staff at the Catholic church were forced to "cleanse" the scene with holy water, following the X-rated ecclesiastical romp.

 

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The video was filmed at Sint-Michielskerk Church in the city of Bree in the north-eastern Belgian province of Limburg.

 

In the footage, the couple can be seen having sex behind the church altar.

 

The man can be seen filming with one, while occasionally groping his partner's waist with the other.

 

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Michigan AG apologizes for passing out drunk at football game and getting taken home in a wheelchair after having 'two Bloody Marys on an empty stomach'

 

Dana Nessel wrote in a lengthy Facebook post Wednesday that she overestimated how much alcohol she could handle while tailgating at Spartan Stadium in East Lansing on October 30, and she even included a photo of herself slumped in a seat in the stands with a Michigan hat covering her face.

 

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:ols: WTF did I just watch?

 

 

This happened in March, before vaccines were widely available.  And it happened in Texas.  You can see nobody is wearing masks or social distancing.

 

Anyway, check out the guy at 8:20, and more WTF. 

 

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Buck takes shelter inside church on hunting season’s 1st day

 

A 10-point buck sought sanctuary inside a southern Michigan church on opening day of the state’s firearm deer hunting season.

 

Pastors at Grace Sturgis encountered the buck inside the church’s auditorium on Monday before it leapt through a window and back into the wild.

 

A video the church posted on Facebook shows the buck wandering around the church. Pastors Amanda and Luke Eicher and Justin Wickey erected barricades in a hallway to try to keep the animal from the rest of the church. At one point, it climbed stairs to a balcony.

 

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Plumbers expecting big ‘Brown Friday’ following Thanksgiving feasts, increase in sewage

 

Black Friday might get the hype, but there’s a certain sector of the work force prepping for something else.

“Brown Friday.”

 

The day after Thanksgiving is usually the busiest day of the year for plumbing and drain service providers, according to Roto-Rooter, one of the largest plumbing repair and sewer & drain cleaning services in the U.S.

 

There are several factors that contribute to the issue. Large gatherings, meal preparation and kitchen cleanup overload sinks and disposals while post-meal waste loads up toilets and sewers, creating lots of work for plumbers.

 

Many Thanksgiving hosts also have overnight guests who take showers, baths, flush toilets and might even do a laundry load or two.

 

“This extra strain on the plumbing system is like the proverbial last straw that breaks a camel’s back,” a news release reads.

 

This had led companies like Roto-Rooter to dub the day “Brown Friday” due to the amount of sewage and wastewater they deal with Roto-Rooter, for example, typically sees a 50% increase in call volume over an average Friday and a 21% uptick in business over any other four-day weekend period.

 

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Randy couple had oral sex in cop car after woman said 'we should make OnlyFans vid'

 

A raunchy couple filmed themselves having oral sex in the back of a police car for OnlyFans.

 

Summer Watkins, 24, allegedly asked a police officer twice if she was allowed to perform oral sex on Yordan Noa, 24, inside a the cop car.

 

Both times Watkins was told no by Florida Highway trooper J.D. Perez-Morales, who left the couple alone in the back only to later discover in security footage that she had ignored his response.

 

Noa was stopped by police for allegedly driving his black BMW on a suspended licence on November 23, while Watkins was in his passenger seat, NYPost reports.

 

As police were set to drive Noa to the station, they offered Watkins a lift which presented her with the perfect opportunity to create X-rated content.

 

According to the warrant, Watkins told Noa: "Baby, we should record an OnlyFans video back here."

 

She put the question to trooper J.D. Perez-Morales, asking: "What if I suck his d*** back here?"

 

He says he replied: "I told her that she could not do that."

 

Not giving up Watkins allegedly asked again: "Can I suck his d*** back here?" The couple were then left in the back for what has been described as a shot period of time.

 

After reviewing the car's backseat CCTV, J.D. Perez-Morales wrote in his statement: "Shortly after I closed the door, Mr. Noa took his penis out of his shorts" while Watkins “bent down and began to perform oral sex."

 

Noa filmed the act on his phone and Watkins "can be heard saying ‘f*** Five-O' while giving oral sex".

 

Noa yelled into his phone: "Can ya’ll hear me? She’s sucking d*** in the back of a state trooper right now," according to the report.

 

The couple's brazen admissions continued when Noa FaceTimed a pal and Watkins bragged: "I just sucked his d*** in the back of a police car."

 

Having earlier dropped Watkins off, J.D. Perez-Morales returned to arrest her for lewd and lascivious behaviour and breach of peace, once he had seen her backseat antics.

 

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Ikea Japan offering fully furnished apartment to rent for less than a dollar a month

 

The apartment, which comes complete with Ikea furniture, is being leased by a giant shark.


Swedish homewares chain Ikea may be best known for its low-priced furniture, but now it seems they may be venturing into other areas, namely real estate. In a recent social media post, Ikea announced that they’ve designed a new apartment that will be available to rent. Of course, the apartment comes decked with Ikea furniture, and the monthly rent is just 99 yen (US$0.86).

 

To put that into context, renting an apartment from Ikea will cost you less than ordering a single smile from McDonald’s.

 

Of course, if you were expecting a luxurious, spacious pad, think again as the apartment is just 10 square meters (107 square feet) wide, but with two levels, it’s technically double the size of the tiny huts released by Japanese chain Muji back in 2017.

 

 

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Colorado family learns 100s of elk have taken over their yard

 

When you go to sleep in the American West, you never know what you might wake up to. A Colorado family learned this as they awoke to hundreds of elk that had taken over their yard.

 

This was quite a sight to see as a driver cruised through a small neighborhood in Estes Park, Colorado. If you're familiar with Estes Park, you know there are more elk there than people. That's especially true this time of year.

 

It's not unusual in Estes Park to have elk in your yard, but it's not common to have THIS MANY elk in your yard.

 

 

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I've got a problem with my arsenal, doc: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and fell on it during a clear-out'

 

Army bomb squad technicians were sent to a hospital after a man arrived in casualty with a WWII anti-tank shell lodged into his rectum. 

 

Medics called for specialist support after the man presented in the Accident and Emergency unit of Gloucestershire Royal Hospital in Gloucester when he could not remove the 57mm shell. 

 

The military collector claimed he armour-piercing munition was from his private arsenal. He told medics the 80-year-old explosive device became lodged after he tripped and fell awkwardly. 

 

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I've got a problem with my arsenal, doc: Bomb Squad are called to A&E where patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and fell on it during a clear-out'

 

Army bomb squad technicians were sent to a hospital after a man arrived in casualty with a WWII anti-tank shell lodged into his rectum. 

 

Medics called for specialist support after the man presented in the Accident and Emergency unit of Gloucestershire Royal Hospital in Gloucester when he could not remove the 57mm shell. 

 

The military collector claimed he armour-piercing munition was from his private arsenal. He told medics the 80-year-old explosive device became lodged after he tripped and fell awkwardly. 

 

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I, uh, fell on it...

 

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Million to one shot, doc.

 

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Dozens of camels barred from Saudi beauty contest over Botox

 

Saudi authorities have conducted their biggest-ever crackdown on camel beauty contestants that received Botox injections and other artificial touch-ups, the state-run Saudi Press Agency reported Wednesday, with over 40 camels disqualified from the annual pageant.

 

Saudi Arabia’s popular King Abdulaziz Camel Festival, which kicked off earlier this month, invites the breeders of the most beautiful camels to compete for some $66 million in prize money. Botox injections, face lifts and other cosmetic alterations to make the camels more attractive are strictly prohibited. Jurors decide the winner based on the shape of the camels’ heads, necks, humps, dress and postures.

 

Judges at the monthlong festival in the desert northeast of the Saudi capital, Riyadh, are escalating their clamp down on artificially enhanced camels, the official news agency reported, using “specialized and advanced” technology to detect tampering.

 

This year, authorities discovered dozens of breeders had stretched out the lips and noses of camels, used hormones to boost the beasts’ muscles, injected camels’ heads and lips with Botox to make them bigger, inflated body parts with rubber bands and used fillers to relax their faces.

 

“The club is keen to halt all acts of tampering and deception in the beautification of camels,” the SPA report said, adding organizers would “impose strict penalties on manipulators.”

 

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Those wacky Brits:

 

Travelodge reveals strangest requests from guests in 2021 - including asking where the Welsh rarebit lives

 

Travelodge has revealed its strangest requests from guests at some of its hotels this year - including asking where the Welsh rarebit lives and arranging afternoon tea with pandas.

 

Another asked what time they can see the snake on the Snake Pass in Derbyshire, the UK hospitality company said.

 

And one guest in York asked a member of staff to sing in the next room to check he had a quiet room.

 

"Where possible, our hotel teams will go above and beyond to help customers as they relish a good challenge.

 

"However, there are some requests beyond their control, such as arranging afternoon tea with the pandas, getting a shooting star to appear at 10pm, getting a part on Emmerdale, and getting seagulls to sing instead of squawk."

 

In St Austell's Travelodge, someone requested a room with a south-facing window because he required sunlight to charge his aura first thing in the morning.

 

Proving Britons love their pets, staff at Newcastle Quayside Travelodge were left shocked after a customer asked for a children's paddling pool so their pet fish could have a spacious bed for the night.

 

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Man Allegedly Stares Directly Into the Sun For an Hour Without Blinking

 

A pensioner recently set a bizarre new national record after allegedly spending an entire hour staring directly at the sun without sunglasses and without blinking once.

 

The 70-year-old retired Government officer apparently trained for this incredible feat for 25 years.   His attempt to beat the previous record of staring into the sun without blinking was overseen by a representative of the Book of Records, as well as a group of politicians and physicians. After an hour of staring directly at the sun without sunglasses and without even blinking, his eyesight was deemed normal, as was his overall eye health.

 

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Police: Santa believed to be behind Plymouth speed sign hack

 

Plymouth police believe that a speed sign on Highland Street was hacked by none other than Santa Claus, the department said.

 

Police said they were made aware on Thursday that the signs were possibly hacked and found that different messages were displayed than what was programmed.

 

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Detectives started an investigation and found the sign was a cyberattack victim. A search warrant was granted and the hacker's IP address came from, the North Pole, according to authorities.

 

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A ROMANCE NOVELIST DESPERATELY TRIES TO ROMANTICIZE MIDWESTERN WINTER

 

Fate brought them together, the way his car happened to slide into hers when he lost traction in the Schnucks parking lot.

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He looked at her and she blushed. At least, he thought she blushed. It could have been windburn.

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“You’re not like the others,” she told him. And it was true—he shoveled his sidewalk.

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Their fingers touched, a zap of electricity passing between them. Only neither of them could feel it because they’d forgotten their gloves. Their fingers were waxy, a sign of frostbite. But also, maybe a sign of love.

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“I’ve never felt this way before,” she said, her cheeks flushed and her eyes wet with tears. “I told you not to eat so much Culver’s before we went sledding,” he replied.

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Her eyes said it all, which was convenient because he couldn’t hear anything through his earmuffs.

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In a fit of desire, he tore off her coat, and her scarf, and her hat, and her gloves, and her neckwarmer, and her zip-up, and her sweater, and her long-sleeve, and her turtleneck, and her snow pants, and her flannel-lined jeans, and her fleece-lined leggings, and her long underwear, and her wool socks and her other wool socks.

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They thought they were falling in love. But when they were lying winded on their backs, it was clear the driveway hadn’t been salted enough.

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They kissed passionately, their chapped lips scraping together.

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They could spend hours together, and it only felt like mere minutes, like when they waited for the guy from AAA to restart their car battery for three hours and it only felt like two hours and fifty-four minutes.

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“When I’m around you, I can’t think straight,” he said. Actually, it was hypothermia.

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Their love was hot, like… God, heat feels like a distant memory. Their love was hot like… soup. Like an erotic soup.

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“Let’s take a trip down south,” he said, “Somewhere tropical, steamy, passionate.” She was thrilled. She’d never been to Cincinnati.

 

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'I make £35k a week selling my farts to strangers - they can't get enough'

 

A lot of reality TV stars find other ways of making money than just appearing on-screen.

 

However, one star has quite the unique money-making method as she sells her farts online.

 

And it seems like it's proving profitable for her, as she claims to have made AUD$70,000 (£38,000) in a week by doing it.

 

Stephanie Matto built up a large social media following after she appeared on the show 90 Day Fiancé - with her currently boasting 260,000 Instagram followers.

 

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