chipwhich Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 What I mean is look at the things that someone opposes the most, and strongest, and that can be an indication of the things that they struggle with the most. Wow I totally misread that earlier response. So what you were really admitting to was your own struggles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Wow I totally misread that earlier response. So what you were really admitting to was your own struggles No, I just said I didn't masturbate in parks. If my actions were following my logic then I would have gone on long tirades about the immorality of masturbation, and I probably have started a thread on the subject, anything to cast the light of examination away from myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Sounds like GACOLB's co-worker was already utilizing the lavatory. Poor guy had no choice. Please don't make this religious, it's just another disgusting human being, religion really has nothing to do with it besides make it more interesting. Simply another sick individual with some of those shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Let those among us who have never masturbated in a park be the first to cast a stone. /Leaves thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 2, 2011 Author Share Posted March 2, 2011 I can't think of a more awkward scenario than to somehow stumble upon a man, pastor not, beating his meat in a Chevy Astro, in a park. Yeah, 'cause it wouldn't have been nearly as awkward if it had been a Ford Econoline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Wait, I thought it was a Honda ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dockeryfan Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 He working his own parks tour. Starting with local parks and working his way up to the National ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Switchgear Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 he looks like he'd jizz on your pizza and tell you its parmesan I think this just might replace "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grantarchy Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Apparently this pastor is quite the hypocrite, too: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/susan-deilyswearingen/raiding-the-closet_b_830074.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenaa Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 I've seen some pretty hot women in parks. Not that I'd do that in a van... I don't own one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 3, 2011 Author Share Posted March 3, 2011 Where else are you going to do it when you live in a van...down by the river! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 I wonder if the van in question was this one: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 He working his own parks tour. Starting with local parks and working his way up to the National ones. He is going to be featured in Ken Burns' new film: "Masturbating in America's National Parks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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