ljs Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 In June I got two guinea pigs from my nephew. I didn't know they were brother and sister until sister was prego w/ brothers babies. I now have 2 guinea babies. I didn't need that many and gave the older male to a co-worker who already has a male guinea pig. So I ask her today how it was going and she says that my male constantly attempts to "hump" her male -from every direction and she has to now house them separately. Otherwise my male will continue to try and mount hers. We have come to the conclusion that my male guinea pig is a big fat homosexual. oh, and an insestual ****. I called my sister tonight (mom of the nephew that I got the guinea pigs from) and tell her the story. Her response, "Lori, I told you gay people shouldn't have kids, they'll turn them gay." I nearly fell over laughing- and after she said that in a stone cold voice, she started laughing too. You may not find it as funny as I do, but I just had to share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 :hysterical: That is pretty funny. Did the guinea pig also become a teacher in order to indoctrinate young guinea pigs into the gay guinea pig lifestyle? I see this as the beginning of the downfall of traditional guinea pig marriage. Also...from every direction? At least the guinea pig is creative! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Watch Modern Family on ABC. Best show to come out in years! There is a gay couple(two dudes) who adopted a daughter. They OWN the show! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Also...from every direction? At least the guinea pig is creative! I sense a new book coming out : "Guinea Pig Kama Sutra" :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljs Posted November 6, 2009 Author Share Posted November 6, 2009 :hysterical:That is pretty funny. Did the guinea pig also become a teacher in order to indoctrinate young guinea pigs into the gay guinea pig lifestyle? I see this as the beginning of the downfall of traditional guinea pig marriage. Also...from every direction? At least the guinea pig is creative! I'm still laughing, I wish I had a tape recording of how my sister said it, was so serious sounding, yet I knew it was a joke. anyway, he will be moving to a new home next week where he will have to live in isolation- this way he won't be able to molest any other innocent guineas. Oh, and a side note- his name is Horton (yes, I named him after our very own Chris Horton) lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Well, at least it wasn't interspecies: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devastate Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 waits for the overly sensitive crowd to come in and cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljs Posted November 6, 2009 Author Share Posted November 6, 2009 Well, at least it wasn't interspecies: that's cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Male guinea pigs sometimes do that to show dominance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 12th Commandment Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Why can't a guinea pig's sexual preference be left in it's cage? Why do these guinea pigs have to go around flaunting their perversions dammit? The Guinea Pig god (or maybe the flying spaghetti monster) is awful po'd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Male guinea pigs sometimes do that to show dominance. You know, generally I can't stand those guys who always act out and try to make themselves seem like badasses or tough guys one way or the other...but I have to admit I definitely would prefer that to some guy coming up and humping my leg to try and show he wants to dominate me or is cooler than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Male guinea pigs sometimes do that to show dominance. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 You know, generally I can't stand those guys who always act out and try to make themselves seem like badasses or tough guys one way or the other...but I have to admit I definitely would prefer that to some guy coming up and humping my leg to try and show he wants to dominate me or is cooler than me. Do yourself a favor, stay out of prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Well see you're just being sexist. What about the lesbian guinea pigs? Did they debase themselves in such a manner? I think lesbian guinea pigs should be allowed to adopt, because their children would be the most popular at guinea-high school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Well see you're just being sexist. What about the lesbian guinea pigs? Did they debase themselves in such a manner? I think lesbian guinea pigs should be allowed to adopt, because their children would be the most popular at guinea-high school. I don't know - I think this warrants a scientific study.....we should use guinea pigs for a lab experiment about gay guinea pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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