NewCliche21 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 In the spirit of Bubba's "Campbell is evil" thread, I felt that instead of blaming our team and ownership, we should blame ourselves. We don't have one constant the past seventeen years. Not a player, not a coach, not an owner. What do we have that's constant? The losing, yes, but the fans. Thereby, logic says that it's OUR fault. God or whoever you pray to/believe in/don't believe in is punishing us in some way, and it's something that one of us did. So, here's your chance to tell us what the **** you did wrong, confess your sins, and maybe we'll be forgiven. I'll start: 1) In third grade I cheated on our first spelling test. Off of a kid who turned out to fail all of them for the rest of the year. :doh: 2) My coworker sneezed the other day and I did not say "Bless you!" 3) I talked my way out of a speeding ticket by saying that I was the son of a powerful senator who has my last name. 4) I was once, and only very temporarily!, NNT'd. Well, time for the rest of you to fess up. What did YOU do to deserve this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewCliche21 Posted October 11, 2009 Author Share Posted October 11, 2009 Worthless bump since everyone seems to just want to complain. I'll try bumping it tomorrow if this doesn't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito-01 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 I don't know. But, I am giving my tickets to charity. This isn't fun anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoudMouth12thMan Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 I had played Bingo Friday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMVSkins Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Its my fault I bought into all the offseason hype and not going with what my heart was telling me about this team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sellyoursol Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 I had played Bingo Friday night. Was Sherm calling your game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewCliche21 Posted October 11, 2009 Author Share Posted October 11, 2009 And everyone fails at this thread. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnyderMustGo Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 I took pennies from the tray when I didn't really need them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 It's all my fault. I'm never wearing my red shorts during a game again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 The other day I saw a dude drop his credit card. I did not stop him to let him know. I'm sorry everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Lol, I think people are too depressed to make light of anything, especially this soon after the game. Regardless... 1) When I was 12, I punched a hole in my wall because my mom was late picking me up for karate 2) When I was little, I hated my sister so much (she stole my birthday by being born on MY DAY 3 years after me) I tore up books, peeled wallpaper, and cut up clothing all in an effort to "frame" my little sister and get her in trouble. 3) I broke a ping pong paddle over my sister's head after she scored a point on me in a heated game of ping pong. Good Lord, I sound violent here :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 3) I broke a ping pong paddle over my sister's head after she scored a point on me in a heated game of ping pong. :laugh: damn keeastman!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 The other day I saw a dude drop his credit card. I did not stop him to let him know. I'm sorry everyone You did this!!! It's YOUR fault!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreciating Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 I don't know. But, I am giving my tickets to charity. This isn't fun anymore. I would preciate your charity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 I stole 2 dollars in quarters in the 5th grade for an extra cookie at lunch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scruffylookin Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 I think it's too early for a fun thread. People are still freshly pissed/disgusted/angry/upset about the team/organization. This isn't funny but in trying to keep with the theme of the thread: I'm being punished for being so damn arrogant and nieve in thinking that the Redskins would always "be good". I got very spoiled during the Gibbs years and figured that it was always going to be this way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoVaSkins21 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Was Sherm calling your game? LOL!!! I knew someone was bound to mention Lewis as soon as the other poster mentioned the "Bingo" comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysaskin Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 I played doom at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 :laugh: damn keeastman!!!!!!!!!!! Come on! Put me out there coach!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 I think it's too early for a fun thread. People are still freshly pissed/disgusted/angry/upset about the team/organization.This isn't funny but in trying to keep with the theme of the thread: I'm being punished for being so damn arrogant and nieve in thinking that the Redskins would always "be good". I got very spoiled during the Gibbs years and figured that it was always going to be this way. Try a little harder next time. Don't you think there are enough doom and gloom threads? Like, every other thread but this one!?! It's my fault because I hate carrots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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