MattFancy Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinny_Cerrato Second stint with Redskins Cerrato was subsequently rehired by Daniel Snyder in 2002 as the Director of Player Personnel and was named Vice President of Football Operations in 2008. During his current stint with the Washington Redskins the Redskins have continued their decline from being one of the best franchises in football to a franchise in utter disarray. Most Redskin fans feel that Cerrato and Snyder are systematically destroying the franchise. Cerrato's current achievements include trading away draft picks, drafting two worthless wide receivers and a tight end in 2008, feasting on the souls of long-suffering Redskins fans and being Daniel Snyder's racquetball buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetSkins Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 hahaha that is great, saw this on DC sports Bog's twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoEd Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Nice, bravo my friend. Bravo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 Yeah that's where I heard about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-H8-DALLAS Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Priceless..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyUtah Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 That is absolutely hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Personal Cerrato has a wife and two sons. He also had a role in the movie, "Kindergarten Ninja" Cerrato is considered by some fans to be a major reason that the Redskins' franchise has fallen apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BleedinBurgNGold Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 HAHAHAHA, Game Over Vinny, Game Over! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 This doesn't trump the time when Vinny allowed people to call into his show during the 2-6 slip last season. WOW, I wish there was a copy of that audio, people went off on Vinny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dockeryfan Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 hahaha, they took that down. Here's what it says now... Cerrato is considered by many to be one of the most inept general managers in the NFL. For the record, I actually think Vinny has a pretty good eye for college talent. Though it is funny to make fun of him and his bug eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VetMinimum+Incentives Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Nice! I'd wager that there's a greater than 90% probability that the the person(s) responsible is/are either a contributing member of Extremeskins or a lurker on the forum. Anyone wanna own up and get a nice big cyber chocolate chip cookie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bzapf Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 "Cerrato is considered by many to be one of the most inept general managers in the NFL." Thats awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiggosMohawk Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I'm surprised the "succeeded by" still says "incumbent" right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackest Eyes Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 haha excellent information from the Wiki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 Who says Wikipedia isn't accurate? Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoomMeetLL Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Snyder#Formative_years Snyder's page too lol "Personally responsible for the destruction of the Redskins NFL Franchise." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Snyder#Formative_yearsSnyder's page too lol "Personally responsible for the destruction of the Redskins NFL Franchise." This was under Personal: Some fans believe that Mr. Snyder has taken advantage of one of the most loyal fanbases in all of professional sports, milked the fanbase for all its worth, and has put the franchise into a talespin. Several decades-long loyal fans who have given Mr. Snyder the benefit of the doubt, have now turned their back on the current ownership. "A fish rots from the head" said one loyal fan. Some of these fans believe that Coach Zorn is not to blame for recent issues with the Redskins, and that the blame should be squarely put on Mr. Snyder, who muffed the coaching change and had to settle for a head coach (initially to be a coordinator) who had never called a play in his career, believe some of these fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanhillbilly Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Just for laughs I looked at all edits to Vinny's Wiki page... Here are a few of the highlights... Playing careerHe sucked donkey w%%g as both wide receiver and quarterback. San Francisco At this time a blind folded chimp could have directed the 49's to a championship. Second Stint with Redskins Prior to that, he was known as "Racquetball Boy" and fetcher of small woodland creatures for Daniel Snyder. Vinny is hated by all members of the redskins fan base for is moronic draft pics as well s%%cking off Danny "pretzel boy" Snyder in a back closet. Cerrato is regarded as the worst player personnel executive in the NFL. His personnel actions have set this once historic franchise back years. Personal Cerrato has a wife and a son.The legitimacy of both has been disputed among the fan base. DNA testing has proved un-conclusive. He's also owns a garbage dump in Ashburn, Virginia, where he goes for draft advice. Cerrato is acknowledged as the worst player personnel exec in the NFL and has almost (see, Dan Snyder) single-handily devastated a once great team Cerrato absolutely sucks and has seemingly no idea how to run a professional football franchise. It is pretty much accepted as fact within the Redskins fanbase that as long as Cerrato is in power, this team will continue to struggle with their traditional medicore talent, while also continuing to make nonsensical personnel decisions within their inept front office. Cerrato has a partner and a son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VetMinimum+Incentives Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 ...Prior to that, he was known as "Racquetball Boy" and fetcher of small woodland creatures for Daniel Snyder. Vinny is hated by all members of the redskins fan base for is moronic draft pics as well s%%cking off Danny "pretzel boy" Snyder in a back closet....[A lot of incredibly funny stuff snipped] OH MY GAWD! I'm rolling on the floor Lizzing myself without mercy or shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedlightG20 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Haha, well I guess Vinny's page is less closely monitored than Snyder's. A few years back I posted this same kind of thread--I noticed some funny writing on Snyder's Wiki page and let everyone know about it. Soon after I posted on here, my thread was closed and someone abruptly went to clean up the Wiki page. HA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapitalDefense Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Some fans believe that Mr. Snyder has taken advantage of one of the most loyal fanbases in all of professional sports, milked the fanbase for all its worth, and has put the franchise into a talespin. Several decades-long loyal fans who have given Mr. Snyder the benefit of the doubt, have now turned their back on the current ownership. "A fish rots from the head" said one loyal fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Great stuff. I only wish I could take credit for it. My personal favorite... "A fish rots from the head" said one loyal fan."Absolutely, totally and completely, freaking classic. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: ...and sadly, equally as truthful. Sigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 That's real mature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iMeast Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 How long before Wiki locks down Vinny and Danny's pages? HTTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McD5 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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