bch89 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Man beaten, robbed for bologna sandwich in oklahoma cityfrom staff reports published: June 18, 2009 Roger Hamilton told police he was sitting on a bus station bench, preparing to put mayonnaise on his bologna and cheese sandwich, when a man wearing headphones began staring at him. hamilton, 24, told police he asked the man if he could help him, but before he knew it, the man punched him in the mouth and snatched his sandwich. When police arrived at the hudson street bus station wednesday, they found hamilton with a swollen lip and his face covered in blood. Hamilton told police he did not know the man or why he assaulted him and stole his sandwich. He described him as a black man who appeared to be in his 30s. The police report values the sandwich at 76 cents. http://www.newsok.com/man-beaten-robbed-for-bologna-sandwich-in-oklahoma-city/article/3378782?custom_click=headlines_widget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Bologna isn't worth it, maybe for turkey or ham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 id kill a mother****er for a bologna sandwich right now. with swiss cheese ill even dispose of the body!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BALLz Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Perhaps he is a Skins fan and he's going to attempt to trade the bologna sandwich to the Broncos for Brandon Marshall. He'll definately have to upgrade to ham for the deal to go through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RM52 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 maybe we can get ahold of the guy and trade him vinny cerato for the bologna sandwhich:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 We should hold off on judging this, until we determine whether the sandwich had Bacon on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 We should hold off on judging this, until we determine whether the sandwich had Bacon on it. It says the value was 76 cents. If there was bacon on there it would've been at least $5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINS@THEGOALLINE Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 "'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A." :anon: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 now im hungry...son of a ***** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Processed meats are bad for you, mmmmmkay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 now that its after lunch i retract everything i said previously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 It's not just Man, robbing for sandwiches, now it's Bears http://au.video.yahoo.com/watch/5421147/14277974 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Did the bandit have a black and white striped suit on? Black and white sombraro? Did he exclaim "Robble Robble!" as he took said sandwich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RammsteinSkins Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Hopefully insurance will cover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 good thing it wasnt a steak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 The police report values the sandwich at 76 cents. :rotflmao: That's hilarious. Dude gets punched in the mouth for a bologna sandwich. Maybe he punched him to save the sandwich from the mayonnaise. Or JUST MAYBE, the guy was hungry & saw a chance at a quick meal. :whoknows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Bologna isn't worth it, maybe for turkey or ham Ewww, turkey? No way! I would punch someone to prevent them from eating that nasty ****, not take it to eat myself. :puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 good thing it wasnt a steak or a Klondike Bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 or a Klondike Bar Holy cow, had that been a Klondike bar...? Dude probably wouldn't be alive to tell his story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 why is it pronounced bolo knee? bologna is gross. if i had to eat it, i would hope someone would punch me in the mouth. and wtf is loaf and why on earth would somebody intentionally ask to eat that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 why is it pronounced bolo knee?bologna is gross. if i had to eat it, i would hope someone would punch me in the mouth. and wtf is loaf and why on earth would somebody intentionally ask to eat that? Something tells me that the actual ingredients in Bologna are more disgusting than the ones in hot dogs. Just a hunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Something tells me that the actual ingredients in Bologna are more disgusting than the ones in hot dogs. Just a hunch Same thing isn't it? Just a giant one you slice down and pretend it's real meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Same thing isn't it? Just a giant one you slice down and pretend it's real meat. It's all real meat...it's just parts of the meat that most of us don't really want to know about & where it came from. Usually a conglomerate of different parts thrown together. BTW, had a gf once try to talk me out of eating a hot dog by telling me what's inside them WHILE I was eating it. I scarfed that mf right down, going "MMmmmm" the whole time. She hated me for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 It's mostly the meat on the head, that falls off when braised. Not a big deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 why is it pronounced bolo knee?bologna is gross. if i had to eat it, i would hope someone would punch me in the mouth. and wtf is loaf and why on earth would somebody intentionally ask to eat that? Bologna is terrible. I hate that stuff. My mom used to make fried bologna sandwiches with grape jelly. Seriously, that **** is puke-worthy. Another meat that I can't stand is braunschweiger, It's this soft pretty much spreadable meat made out of liver, I think. ****'s gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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