Larry Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 Just recently heard the line "When in Rome, they do as he does." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins_Fan82 Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 He's cool and all, But Chuck Norris would probably kick his ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 He's cool and all, But Chuck Norris would probably kick his ass... Not a chance. That scruffy misfit would get one of the five fingers of death within seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 My money's on Chuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted September 9, 2011 Share Posted September 9, 2011 My money's on Chuck. This is a moment where we need MTV to bring back celebrity death match. I have only seen a few and they all sucked, but had some moments to laugh about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 "He once ran a marathon backwards, just to see what second place looked like." "He once travelled to and explored the Virgin Islands, when he left they were just "The Islands." "If he slept with your girlfriend...you would brag to your buddies." "His blood smells like cologne." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 My favorite line: "He lives vicariously ... through himself." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 Both sides of his pillow are cool. If he were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume. From the web: "Chuck Norris lists him as an emergency contact." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanboyOf91 Posted September 10, 2011 Share Posted September 10, 2011 He never says something tastes like chicken...not even chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Did he shave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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