Burgold Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 What makes us human... or people? What characteristics, traits, qualities whether biological or other does an organism have to have to be called human. Without relying on any resources, it's a bit harder than I thought to comprise a list, but I'd like to give it a shot. Please add, subtract, or criticize. I'm not sure if absolutely every item on the list is necessary, but I think all of them must exist during some part of the life cycle for an organism to be described as human. I'll start with the things that make an object "alive" Ability to reproduce Motility Grow (changing over time from child to maturity) Then I would add some more subjective stuff... Sentience Emotion Problem solving skills Empathy Finally, I'd add a few necessary odds and ends Thumbs Soul conscience a certain specific set of bones and organs and basic DNA coding hatred of the Dallas Cowboys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techboy Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Membership in the species homo sapiens sapiens. More generally, if your parents are both humans, so are you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Must have had a tail during some stage of fetal development. The appearance of a tail is not good enough to qualify as human... must have an actual tail. :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted June 3, 2009 Author Share Posted June 3, 2009 More generally, if your parents are both humans, so are you. See, that would make a number of Cowboys or Eagle's fans technically human... and I don't think I can buy that, TB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hokie4redskins Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Conception by a human. Close thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Birth Certificate: An apology letter provided by the condom factory. (the answer is in there) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted June 3, 2009 Author Share Posted June 3, 2009 So, anything conceived of by a human is a human. Anything I think up is human? That's pretty broad. Hmm... I can think up a pretty broad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drop Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 well, you have to be a mammal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sacase Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Ability to reproduce So what you are saying is homosexuals are not human and do not need human rights such as marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted June 3, 2009 Author Share Posted June 3, 2009 So what you are saying is homosexuals are not human and do not need human rights such as marriage. Homosexuals have the ability to reproduce... they choose not too (which from a Darwinian point of view makes no sence at all... which makes me wonder why creationists don't support homosexuality since they are working towards the same goal?) :evilg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Membership in the species homo sapiens sapiens. More generally, if your parents are both humans, so are you. that's good enough for me, even if it's just a semantic point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnyderShrugged Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Membership in the species homo sapiens sapiens. More generally, if your parents are both humans, so are you. winner winner chicken dinner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Ability to reproduce So, neither the aged nor children count? What about really, really, ugly people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted June 3, 2009 Author Share Posted June 3, 2009 Ugly, ugly, people have the ability to reproduce... it's the opportunity that they sometimes lacked. Tony Randall fathered a child at 72. It's only the females of the species that lose their humaness as they age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Tony Randall fathered a child at 72. It's only the females of the species that lose their humaness as they age I call BS. You expect me to believe Tony Randall isn't gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted June 3, 2009 Author Share Posted June 3, 2009 Well, he did experiment in the '70's with Oscar, but decided that they made an odd couple and went back to heterosexuality. That's when Oscar became decidedly grouchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boofMcboof Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Eat. Poop. Opposable thumbs. Pay taxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 dolphins have sex for pleasure and also babysit each others babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Eat. Poop. Opposable thumbs. Pay taxes. Does "Porn" have to be added? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhouse Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Ability to reproduce female/male infertility is inability to reproduce. So what you're saying is not a trait of all beings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Uses agricultural techniques. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhouse Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 How about creativity? Being able to create something that has never existed or even been thought of...which leads to evolution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Some of the apes tend to be able to plan for the future. Saving up rocks to throw at tourists, funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnyderShrugged Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Eat Poop. Opposable thumbs. Pay taxes. eeewww, if eating poop is human, then I wanna be a martian! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted June 3, 2009 Author Share Posted June 3, 2009 How about creativity? Being able to create something that has never existed or even been thought of...which leads to evolution. So, you're saying that Republican Conservatives aren't human? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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