MissU28 Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Boys, you have no idea how hard it is to squat and not make a mess. It takes some serious concentration and balance. Especially if you are wearing jeans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostyj Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Pee = cleanest thing to come out of ones body!! lol Have held a friend an while she did her thing, moved her about to try and write her name in the snow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Boys, you have no idea how hard it is to squat and not make a mess. It takes some serious concentration and balance. Especially if you are wearing jeans. Truth. Jeans down. Squat. Hold jeans in front. Balance. Tip. Let go of jeans. Balance. Hold on to jeans in front. Try to pee. Splash. A lot of effort when wearing jeans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy Burner Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 TMI. And why do I continue to open this evil thread? :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Truth.Jeans down. Squat. Hold jeans in front. Balance. Tip. Let go of jeans. Balance. Hold on to jeans in front. Try to pee. Splash. A lot of effort when wearing jeans. :hysterical: I had to do this two weekends ago. Hammered ... leaving a bar ... didn't want to go back inside ... found a secluded part of the parking lot and had to go at it. Peeing on cement throws back a mean splash. It's always safer to pee on grass - less comes back at you. Hammered + Peeing outside = takes super concentration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 TMI.And why do I continue to open this evil thread? :doh: Because you love the women of ES and their stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 hey old man, shouldn't you be renewing your AARP card?? :nutkick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 One of the main reasons I like to go to skins games wearing a skirt is so it's easy to pee. I joke you not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 :hysterical:I had to do this two weekends ago. Hammered ... leaving a bar ... didn't want to go back inside ... found a secluded part of the parking lot and had to go at it. Peeing on cement throws back a mean splash. It's always safer to pee on grass - less comes back at you. Hammered + Peeing outside = takes super concentration. Anyone that doesn't understand the back splash needs to squat down and pour a glass of water on the ground.....not grass......but concrete. That helps to understand the consequences. Trying to keep balance after drinking and not falling into it really does take concentraton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Why did I open this thread? As if posting in it, made that any better ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 The first time I saw a "lady" pee standing up was in the Movie Bachelor Party. "She" told the guy that she was great at fixing cars too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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