Runs with Scissors Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 When you need to change the batteries in something,and you find out you need a micro screwdriver to remove the cover. And all the tiny screwdrivers you have won't fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 People who come in from outside and put their hands on the back of my neck because they think that's funny.... Seriously I had 3 people do it yesterday and I about flipped out on the last one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskins0756 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 The old person in line in front of me, that has to take an extra five minutes to find the exact change. And TLC that by far is my favorite of all of your signatures.:laugh: Just thought of another one. Sittin here watching pre-game stuff, and watching the steelers fans wave those damn towels and chant "here we go steelers here we go!" really bugged the piss out of me. Same here. I was so incredibly happy when Lendale White stomped on that terrible towel. People who don't stand up during Redskins games and then proceed to ask you to sit down constantly. It's a football game, deal with it. Really obese people at sporting events I have to sit next to. Especially a problem at Verizon center when the seats aren't exactly the size of a lazy boy recliner. People who like to constantly leave their seat during a sporting event. Went to a Caps game and some guy did this at least 20 times during the course of the game. Someone scraping their nails against metal, specifically the kind used for gutters. Ahhhh I hate that noise. People scraping forks against bowls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I brought beer unavailable south of Philly.I'm sorry to be a mooch, but that crack on a stick really is delicious. Beer works and thanks, will be making some for the Super Bowl party at MIA's house. c'mon down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wysknz1 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 ooooh, good one. In my grumpiness and old age I have started the practice of directly calling people on this when they do it. ..... As do I..................I hate gum. It's never in the mouth, always on the sidewalk:mad::mad::mad::puke::pooh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 As do I..................I hate gum. It's never in the mouth, always on the sidewalk:mad::mad::mad::puke::pooh: You just reminded me of another peeve of mine. Can't stand fools that constantly pop their gum or chew it with their mouth open. Grow up, people. No one wants to hear that crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 You just reminded me of another peeve of mine. Can't stand fools that constantly pop their gum or chew it with their mouth open. Grow up, people. No one wants to hear that crap. Maybe you could invent something that could make it less noticing... Maybe like a screen for people who chew gum that covers their face... Like a Bubble Screen.... :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Ok, I have a few. 1. People who can't make up their mind how fast they want to go when driving. I'll be going along at about 65-70 in a 60 for instance, and go to pass a guy going 60-65 (2 lanes each direction). Next thing I know I'm along side the guy and he's going just has fast as me. Now we're both going almost 70, and I don't want to go faster to pass him for fear of getting a ticket, but there are faster vehicles starting to line up behind me. ****ing pisses me off. 2. I think this has been mentioned already, but people who drive up a lane that is ending to butt in front of everyone else. This is really a problem for me when traffic isn't moving. The dumb ****s who go to get in front of everyone are the only reason I'm still sitting there behind a line of traffic, because people have to wait to let them back over. Almost as annoying are the people that actually let them back into traffic after they go to get ahead of everyone. I usually just get as close to the car in front of me as I can so I can trump their dick move with one of my own. 3. I live on the 4th floor of a dorm in college. There are two elevators in my building, and 3 staircases (one of which is directly beside the elevators). The elevators usually rest on the bottom floor I think. I typically take the elevator UP to my floor, but that is as far as my laziness goes. I ALWAYS walk down the stairs. It is sooooo annoying to me to see people that stand and wait for the elevator to come up and get them so they can ride down, when it's almost always quicker to walk down. And they do it not only from the 4th and 5th floors, but from the 3rd and sometimes 2nd too. I just can't even imagine wanting to wait to take and elevator down when it would take 30 seconds to walk down. So lazy it blows my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Maybe you could invent something that could make it less noticing... Maybe like a screen for people who chew gum that covers their face...Like a Bubble Screen.... :doh: (wonders if he knows what my SN means) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 (wonders if he knows what my SN means) Yes, I know what it means, that's what the :doh: was for... I was ashamed that I actually pressed submit reply for that one... But I thought it was funny at the time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Ok, I have a few.1. People who can't make up their mind how fast they want to go when driving. I'll be going along at about 65-70 in a 60 for instance, and go to pass a guy going 60-65 (2 lanes each direction). Next thing I know I'm along side the guy and he's going just has fast as me. Now we're both going almost 70, and I don't want to go faster to pass him for fear of getting a ticket, but there are faster vehicles starting to line up behind me. ****ing pisses me off. I'm guilty of doing this one, sometimes. Some people just don't like to be passed. Even a buddy of mine at work says he does this on purpose. But I only do it when its just me and the other car. I would be pissed, too, if someone pulled it on me when there were cars lining up behind me. I hear ya... 2. I think this has been mentioned already, but people who drive up a lane that is ending to butt in front of everyone else. This is really a problem for me when traffic isn't moving. The dumb ****s who go to get in front of everyone are the only reason I'm still sitting there behind a line of traffic, because people have to wait to let them back over. Almost as annoying are the people that actually let them back into traffic after they go to get ahead of everyone. I usually just get as close to the car in front of me as I can so I can trump their dick move with one of my own.These are complete jerks. I do the same as you mentioned. Or I will floor it and not let them over. So, eventually they have to back off or end up running off the road. 3. I live on the 4th floor of a dorm in college. There are two elevators in my building, and 3 staircases (one of which is directly beside the elevators). The elevators usually rest on the bottom floor I think. I typically take the elevator UP to my floor, but that is as far as my laziness goes. I ALWAYS walk down the stairs. It is sooooo annoying to me to see people that stand and wait for the elevator to come up and get them so they can ride down, when it's almost always quicker to walk down. And they do it not only from the 4th and 5th floors, but from the 3rd and sometimes 2nd too. I just can't even imagine wanting to wait to take and elevator down when it would take 30 seconds to walk down. So lazy it blows my mind. Yeah, I don't get this either. And at my job, its always the fat people that ride the elevators. And its only to go up one or two floors.:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 When people eat with their mouth open. AND/OR When people eat and you can hear that nasty lip-smacking sound. :::CRINGES::: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 When people blindly support someone or something, yet I, who do not support "it" know more about it and have to explain why they are wrong. (McNabb being a good QB or Obama being anti war for example). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 When people eat with their mouth open.AND/OR When people eat and you can hear that nasty lip-smacking sound. :::CRINGES::: I'm with ya, man. Drives me up the wall. I also can't stand it when someone is drinking coffee or cocoa or something and they make that stupid slurping noise. Let it cool down some, fool. Ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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