Geoff_K Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants t o think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. ***and now you know, the rest of the story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 What happens if a woman says, "Whatever, don't worry about it, I got it (loud sigh). Fine, in five minutes, go ahead, nothing is wrong." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fire3fighter4 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 What happens if a woman says,"Whatever, don't worry about it, I got it (loud sigh). Fine, in five minutes, go ahead, nothing is wrong." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 :laugh::laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I absolutely HATE the word fine. Bugs the hell outta me. If someone says something is fine, IT IS NOT FINE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 ^^^^^^Yellowstone in a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I absolutely HATE the word fine.Bugs the hell outta me. If someone says something is fine, IT IS NOT FINE!!!! the phrase that I hate is "what can I do for you" which of course means exactly the opposite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 I have to say that these are all 100% accurate. More so than any other ones i've seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNGwithOUTaCrwN Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 hahahah,this is actually pretty funny. and honestly i use #8 with somebody a lot and she hates it.lol. and so do i but whatever..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 My eyes hurt trying to read that dark blue text against the black background Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 My eyes hurt trying to read that dark blue text against the black background NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1)Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2)Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6)That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants t o think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7)Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8)Whatever:Is a woman's way of sayingF--YOU! (9)Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 It's funny cause its true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 I could not agree more. In fact, I believe I have used all of those in one conversation. My specialty is WHATEVER. It really does mean **** you when I say it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 :notworthy:applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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