ECU-ALUM Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I blame him for getting Norv Turner hired to be the coach here! I blame him for breaking up "The Beatles" all those years we thought it was Yoko...we were so wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiswadeness Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Didn't he Crucify Jesus?. Also I blame him for Ben Affleck's career Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 He's the sole reason that my puppy pissed in the floor last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 He is the reason my 5 year old likes climbing into bed with my wife and I. He caused the writer's strike last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JdoubleU Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 He cost his old college coach his job! How dare he go undefeated! That caused those whacky Auburn fans to be so delusional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrillhouse44 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I hear he's a pirate in Somalia on off days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General NSJ Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 the mortgage crisis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiggosMohawk Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I blame Jason for my wife having a "headache" last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 He is the reason that girl backed into my car in the parking lot at and drove off (She wasn't too bright though...the cops were sitting there and watched it all happen and she saw them.) He is the reason "Spider-Man 3" sucked so badly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Nobody has blamed last week's terrorist attacks in Mumbai on Campbell yet, I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mvisit1 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 You can blame the picks he throws on him and the incompletions when he over/underthrows a reciever...but either don't happen very often. What I see happening a lot are sacks/throw aways due to poor pass protection and incompletions due to drops and poor receiver play. I'd like to see what JC could do with more time and better weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khun Kao Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Top 10 Things that are Jason Campbell's fault.... 10. When I am unable to find my beer of choice at the store, obviously Jason Campbell is at fault. 9. Portis hasn't broken an 80+ yard run for a TD this year. That is Jason Campbell's fault. 8. On October 18th, I got in a fight with my wife, then got a flat tire on my truck, which caused me to get in ANOTHER fight with my wife. This was as I was driving near Ashburn on Rt. 28 (Sully Road). The close proximity to Redskins Park OBVIOUSLY makes this Jason Campbell's fault! 7. The weather is supposed to be nasty on Saturday, possibly with sleet & snow. This must be Jason Campbell's fault. 6. I broke my pinky coaching a kickboxing class on September 24th. Undoubtedly, this is Jason Campbell's fault! 5. My wife dragged my unwilling self Xmas shopping on Black Friday. I blame Jason Campbell. 4. Jim Zorn has a goofy haircut. Whose fault? Jason Campbell's!!!! 3. Portis hasn't done a press conference as a character in costume for what? 2 years now? Damn you, Jason Campbell!!!!!!!!! 2. I dance like a typical white boy, and it's YOUR fault, Jason Campbell! 1. The Redskins are 7-5, we beat the Cowboys & Eagles in their house, we're still in the playoff hunt, and Portis is in position to be the league's leading rusher.... I blame it all on Jason Campbell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 He convinced us it was Brunell's fault. Friggin' Campbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PortisFan123 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Exactly. So much for it being a "team" sport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passizle Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Lehman Brothers? Housing market? Wamu? GM, Ford, Chrysler? Social security? Katrina? Insurance fraud? Damn... this list will get long fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 My alarm didn't go off this morning, causing me to wake up late. **** you JC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 He made me forget my lunch yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 He convinced us it was Brunell's fault.Friggin' Campbell. :applause: you beat me to post a reference to that thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan328 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 He's the QB of a NFL team buddy,he gets all the blame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[[ghost]] Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 He's the leader of Al-Quada. Osama Bin Laden actually answers to JC. He flew those planes on 9/11 JC was the guy who banged a monkey, than spread HIV/AIDs to the humans. JC killed the other JC. It wasn't the Jews. JC killed Lacey Peterson. JC is the leader of the Legion of Doom. What a prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BALLz Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 That glove that didn't fit OJ Simpson, guess who it does fit. That's right, Jason Campbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Englands Redskin Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 6 fence panels down in my garden, I thought it was the high winds, after reading this thread, guess who I think travelled thousands of miles to push them down. Damn you Campbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIXX99 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 High gas prices...... you guessed the culprit Jason Campbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhodus333 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Its clearly campbell's fault that Suisham is missing all those kicks...... And that Plackemeier is so fat. Damn U Campbell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cuss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkRascadizzle Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Jason Campbell invented pain. Jason Campbell is Miley Cyrus vocal coach and songwriter Jason Campbell shot Franz Ferdinand. Jason Campbell directed Gigli. Jason Campbell told Hitler his ass looked fat. Jason Campbell took a dump on my lawn. Jason Campbell endorses fingernails on chalkboards. Jason Campbell shot the sheriff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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