Califan007 The Constipated Posted November 15, 2008 Author Share Posted November 15, 2008 In france a skinny man Died of a big disease with a little name By chance his girlfriend came across a needle And soon she did the same At home there are seventeen-year-old boys And their idea of fun Is being in a gang called the Disciples High on crack, and totin a machine gun Time, time Hurricane Annie ripped the ceiling of a church And killed everyone inside U turn on the telly and every other story Is tellin u somebody died Sister killed her baby cuz she could afford 2 feed it And we're sending people 2 the moon In September my cousin tried reefer for the very first time Now hes doing horse Its June Times, times It's silly, no? When a rocket ship explodes And everybody still wants 2 fly Some say a man aint happy Unless a man truly dies Oh why Time, time Baby make a speech, star wars fly Neighbors just shine it on But if a night falls and a bomb falls Will anybody see the dawn? Time, times Its silly, no? When a rocket blows And everybody still wants 2 fly Some say a man aint happy, truly Until a man truly dies Oh why, oh why Sign o the times Time, time Sign o the times mess with your mind Hurry before its 2 late Lets fall in love, get married, have a baby Well call him nate... if its a boy Sign O' The Times ~Prince Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' That's what I said The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand Or so I have read My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo Big bottom, big bottom Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind? I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day You know what I mean I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day You know what I mean My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah Big bottom, big bottom Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind? My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo Big bottom, big bottom Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind? Spinal Tap - Big Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 If tomorrow all the things were gone, Id worked for all my life. And I had to start again, with just my children and my wife. I?d thank my lucky stars, to be livin here today. Cause the flag still stands for freedom, and they can?t take that away. And I?m proud to be an American, where at least I know I?m free. And I wont forget the men who died, who gave that right to me. And I gladly stand up, next to you and defend her still today. Cause there ain?t no doubt I love this land, God bless the USA. From the lakes of Minnesota, to the hills of Tennessee. Across the plains of Texas, From sea to shining sea. From Detroit down to Huston, and New York to L.A. Well there's pride in every American heart, and its time we stand and say. That I?m proud to be an American, where at least I know I?m free. And I wont forget the men who died, who gave that right to me. And I gladly stand up, next to you and defend her still today. Cause there ain?t no doubt I love this land, God bless the USA. And I?m proud to be and American, where at least I know I?m free. And I wont forget the men who died, who gave that right to me. And I gladly stand up, next to you and defend her still today. Cause there ain?t no doubt I love this land, God bless the USA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'That's what I said The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand Or so I have read Spinal Tap - Big Bottom Hooray for Tap! Turn it up to 11... Here's another humorous one: I woke up this morning with a bad hangover... And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over] This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. [background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for a while, then out] Detachable Penis - King Missile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Are you gonna take me home tonight Ah down beside that red firelight Are you gonna let it all hang out Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin world go round Hey I was just a skinny lad Never knew no good from bad But I knew life before I left my nursery Left alone with big fat fanny She was such a naughty nanny Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me Hey hey! Ive been singing with my band Across the wire across the land I seen evry blue eyed floozy on the way But their beauty and their style Went kind of smooth after a while Take me to them dirty ladies every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Even though our lies came between us There is something that means so much to me, can't you see That my love for you will carry on, indefinitely And even though it kills me, I'm glad that your happy, yes indeed Although it's over I still don't feel closure, please say you still love me I'm not the man I promised to be and you're not the woman I married We held out our hopes, we talked of our dreams, while reality ripped apart the seams I know that you left and I will come to understand, how something so right, is so wrong in the end Written 2 weeks after my wife left me, it's apparent I listened to way too much depeche mode back in the day lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me Do it in my van every Sunday. She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know! Oh Scotty doesn't know! So Don't Tell Scotty! Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know! So Don't Tell Scotty! Fiona says she's out shopping, But she's under me and I'm not stopping... Because Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know! (X3) So don't tell Scotty! Scotty doesn't know! Don't tell Scotty! I can't believe he's so trusting, While I'm right behind you thrusting. Fiona's got him on the phone, And she's trying not to moan. It's a three-way call and he knows nothing! Scotty doesn't know!(X3) So don't tell Scotty! Scotty doesn't know!(X3) We'll put on a show! Everyone will go! Scotty doesn't know!(x3) The parkin lot Why not? It's so cool when you're on top! His front lawn in the snow Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know! We did it on his birthday... Scotty doesn't know!(X4) Scotty doesn't know! Scotty won't know! Scotty doesn't know! Scotty's gotta know! Gotta tell Scotty! Gotta tell him myself! Scotty doesn't know! (X10) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I goes back across the street, I tell the ol' land-lady, I says, "Yes, yes, I'm gonna get the rent together." She says, "Yeah?" I said, "OOOH, yeah, I'm gonna get it." She says, "You gonna pay me the back rent?" I said, "Oh, yeah, I'm gonna pay you all of it." Talkin' 'bout the back rent! Talkin' 'bout the back rent! She gonna get none of it, And I eased on out the do' then, with my clothes, You ain't gettin' nothin', (****...Yeah) And I got on away from the house, Talkin' 'bout some back rent, She lucky if she get any front rent. from House Rent Boogie - John Lee Hooker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for today... Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too Imagine all the people Living life in peace... You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will be as one Imagine no possessions I wonder if you can No need for greed or hunger A brotherhood of man Imagine all the people Sharing all the world... You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will live as one Imagine - John Lennon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Well the cocaine habit is mighty bad It's the worst old habit that I ever had Hey hey honey take a whiff on me Take a whiff on me Take a whiff on me All you rounders take a wiff on me Hey hey honey take a wiff on me I went to Mr. Lehman's on a lope He's got a sign on the window, "no more dope" Hey hey honey take a whiff on me Take a whiff on me Take a whiff on me All you rounders take a wiff on me Hey hey honey take a wiff on me Well I love my whiskey and I love my gin But the way I love my coke is a dog gone sin Hey hey honey take a whiff on me Take a whiff on me Take a whiff on me All you rounders take a wiff on me Hey hey honey take a wiff on me Well since cocaine went outta style You can catch 'em shootin needles all the while Hey hey honey take a whiff on me Take a whiff on me Take a whiff on me All you rounders take a wiff on me hey hey honey take a wiff on me Take a whiff on me Take a whiff on me All you rounders take a wiff on me Hey hey honey take a wiff on me Take a whiff on me Take a whiff on me All you rounders take a wiff on me Hey hey honey take a wiff on me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Hey there poseur You look pretty stupid to me Hey there poseur I'm broke and it's half past three Hey there poseur Creeping towards the door Hey there poseur I wish you were a beer! CHORUS: I wish you were a beer (x4) Can't breathe with all this Aqua-Net! I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!) Hey there poseur You look pretty stupid to me Hey there poseur All dressed like a wanna-be Hey there poseur Creeping towards the door Hey there poseur I wish you were a beer! CHORUS: I need a machete just to get to your face. I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!) Hey dude... (giggle) Are you in a band? Ya look good! Hey, fuggedaboudit! I wish you were a beer! ___________________________________ cycle sluts from hell - i wish you were a beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Because I Got High Lyrics - Afroman I was gonna clean my room until I got high I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high my room is still messed up and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I was gonna go to class before I got high I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high I am taking it next semester and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I was gonna go to work but then I got high I just got a new promotion but I got high now I'm selling dope and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I was gonna go to court before I got high I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high they took my whole paycheck and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X] I was gonna pay my car note until I got high I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why - because I got high [repeat 3X] I was gonna make love to you but then I got high I was gonna eat yo ***** too but then I got high now I'm jacking off and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I messed up my entire life because I got high I lost my kids and wife because I got high now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high and if I dont sell one copy I know why - cause I'm high [repeat 3X] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Hey! Looks like an emergency Well thats ok with me cuz i wanna take you in this elevator Looks like you're my baby now So put away that thing cuz my baby don't need no vibrator CHORUS I'm sure...I'm the one you're looking for I'm sure....I'm sure you've heard it all before I care...but i don't care anymore I'm sorry...but I don't know what i'm sorry for She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator She don't, she don't, she don't need no...electric entertainer tuna investigator Hey... now the doors are opening and i look like a jerk while you're grinning like an aligator cant we just forget the whole thing shake each others hands and say goodbye baby see you later CHORUS She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator She don't, she don't, she don't need no...artificial stimulator non - organic excavator CHORUS She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator She don't, she don't, she don't need no vibrator She don't, she don't, she don't need no...electric entertainer tuna investigator hey... She don't, she don't, she don't hey... She don't, she don't, she don't hey... She dies, she dies, she dies hey... She dies, she dies, she dies so i will see you later Vibrator - Electric Six Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smitity Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 More on the "profound" side I guess. A few gems from my personal favorite, Matthew Good's album Hospital Music (look him up on itunes) You're gonna get what you deserve, not a bullet less Hey Sammy ain't ya heard? Only killers call killing "progress" - Black Helicopters Don't **** the princess Do the maid - I'm a Window By the bright lights in some ICU On my chest you put your head and said "There you are, there you are. There's my heart" - A Single Explosion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEREALTOR1 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me Do it in my van every Sunday. Scotty doesn't know! Scotty won't know! Scotty doesn't know! Scotty's gotta know! Gotta tell Scotty! Gotta tell him myself! Scotty doesn't know! (X10) LOL!!!! -------------------------------------- Poor old granddad I laughed at all his words I thought he was a bitter man He spoke of womens ways Theyll trap you, then they use you Before you even know For love is blind and youre far too kind Dont ever let it show I wish that I knew what I know now When I was younger. I wish that I knew what I know now When I was stronger. The can cans such a pretty show Theyll steal your heart away But backstage, back on earth again The dressing rooms are grey They come on strong and it aint too long Before they make you feel a man But love is blind and you soon will find Youre just a boy again When you want her lips, you get a cheek Makes you wonder where you are If you want some more and shes fast asleep Then shes twinkling with the stars. Poor young grandson, theres nothing I can say Youll have to learn, just like me And thats the hardest way Ooh la la I wish that I knew what I know now When I was younger. I wish that I knew what I know now When I was stronger. Ooh La La (Faces) -------------------------------------- Greed Causing innocent blood to flow Entire culture lost in the overthrow They came to see, take whatever they please Then all they gave back was death and disease People were left with no choice but to decide To conform to a system responsible for genocide Responsible for genocide, Responsible for genocide AIDS is killing the entire African nation And the vaccine is still supposedly under preparation But these governments, they don't mind the procrastination. They say we'll kill them off, take their land and go there for vacation My peoples' culture was strong and was pure And if not for that white greed, it would have endured My people were left with no choice but to decide To conform to a system Their minds enslaved Their souls encaged You feel the rage This brutality can never be undone But the sun has not yet set The bass and drums and microphone a threat That's when you've got to get the cry from the inside And see that they're responsible for genocide Responsible for genocide, Responsible for genocide You jam your culture down my throat Say I'm inferior when upon it I choke You fill my mind with a false sense of history And then you wonder why I have no identity We'll strike a match and it'll catch And spread the insight we need A tiny fire burning bright Shedding light on the darkness of greed Yes, yes y'all, and you don't stop Shedding light on the darkness of greed Yes, yes y'all, and you don't stop Shedding light on the darkness of greed Darkness (RATM) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEREALTOR1 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 She packed my bags last night pre-flight Zero hour nine a.m. And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then I miss the earth so much I miss my wife It's lonely out in space On such a timeless flight And I think it's gonna be a long long time Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I'm a rocket man Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids In fact it's cold as hell And there's no one there to raise them if you did And all this science I don't understand It's just my job five days a week A rocket man, a rocket man And I think it's gonna be a long long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEREALTOR1 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes" I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those If you grew up with holes in your zapitos You'd celebrate the minute you was having doe I'm like **** critics you can kiss my whole ******* If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward Got beef with radio if I don't play they show They don't play my hits well I don't give a **** SO Rap mags try and use my black ass So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...****ers I don't know what you take me as or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has I'm from rags to ritches ***** I ain't dumb I got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one Hit me 99 Problems but a ***** ain't one If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one Hit me The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw In my rear view mirror is the mother ****ing law I got two choices yall pull over the car or bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case So I...pull over to the side of the road And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?" Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo? "Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four" "License and registration and step out of the car" "Are you carrying a weapon on you I know alot of you are" I ain't stepping out of **** all my papers legit "Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?" Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that "Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?" "Or somebody important or something?" Nah I ain't pass the bar but I know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally search my **** "Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come" I got 99 problems but a ***** ain't one Hit me Now once upon a time not too long ago A ***** like myself had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of having a ***** But a ***** having no God Damn sense, try and push me I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform You know the type loud as a motor bike But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clapping He and his boys gon' be yapping to the captain And there I go trapped in the kit kat again Back through the system with the riff raff again Fiends on the floor scratching again Paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them D.A. tred to give the ***** the shaft again Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African All because this fool was horrasin them Trying to play the boy like hes saccarin But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun I got 99 problems but being a ***** ain't one Hit me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philal0102 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Some of the illest rhymes you'll ever read... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXD13muM8U4 So you wanna be hardcore With your hat to the back, talkin bout the gats in your raps But I can't feel that hardcore appeal that you're screamin, baby I'm dreamin This ain't Christopher Williams, still some MC's got to feel one, caps I got to peel some To let ****** know... that if you **** with Big-and-Heavy I get up in that ass like a wedgie Says who? Says me, the lyrical Niggaz sayin, "Biggie off the street, it's a miracle" Left the drugs alone, took the thugs along with me Just for ****** actin shifty Sticks and stones break bones, but the gat'll kill you quicker Especially when I'm drunk off the liquor Smokin funk by the boxes, packin glocks is natural to eat you niggaz like chocolates The funk baby "I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk" All I want is ****es, big booty ****es Used to sell crack, so I could stack my riches Now I pack gats, to stop all the snitches from stayin in my business, what is this? Relentless approach, to know if I'm broke or not Just cause I joke and smoke a lot Don't mean I don't tote the glock Sixteen shots for my ****** in the pen Until we **********in meet again Huh, I'm doin rhymes now, **** the crimes now Come on the ave, I'm real hard to find now Cause I'm knee deep in the beats In the Land Cruiser Jeep with the Mac-10 by the seats For the jackers, the jealous ass crackers in the (car sirens) I'll make you prove that it's bulletproof Hold ya head, cause when you hit the bricks I got gin, mad blunts, and ******* suckin **** The funk baby So I guess you know the story, the rap-side, crack-side How I smoked funk, smacked ******* on the backside Bed-Stuy, the place where my head rests Fifty shot clip if a ***** wan' test The rocket launcher, Biggie stomped ya High as a **********in helicopter That's why I pack a nina, **** a misdeameanor Beatin **********ers like Ike beat Tina (What's Love, Got to Do) when I'm rippin all through your whole crew Strapped like bamboo, but I don't sling guns I got bags of funk, and it's sellin by the tons ****** wanna know, how I live the mack life Making money smoking mics like crack pipes It's type simple and plain to maintain I add a little funk to the brain The funk baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 If Tomorrow Never Comes by Todd Snider: if tomorrow never comes i wont give a damn if tomorrow never comes i will not be afraid to meet my maker just the way that i am you cant prove anything but one thing is true if you can steal from me i can steal from you any kind of heaven every body doesnt get in wont seem like a heaven to me they tell you that the garden of eden was perfect but you couldnt even eat off the apple tree and for heavens sakes look out for that snake lying to your woman constantly adam must have scratched his head looked up and said lord this just isnt doing it for me if tomorrow never comes i wont give a damn if tomorrow never comes i dont want to be afraid to come and meet you just the way that i am i cant do anything im dying too if tomorrow never comes tonight will have to do i say i dont ever claim to know whats going on around here i dont even know where im from i know where im going when i get to where im going what im doing when i get done you tell me im forgiven if i need to be i say permission ought to come that easily im piling cores up underneath this apple tree singing oh lord have mercy on me if tomorrow never comes and tonight is all i got if tomorrow never comes i dont want to be afraid to come and meet you just the way that im not cant do anything and then you die judge the judgemental and what am i? aaahhhhhhh either way im every guy i ever tried not to be i want everything as good as it gets ive learned nothing but that there is another sun rise coming all but one of the times it sets and if tomorrow never comes tomorrow never comes if tomorrow never comes tomorrow never comes if we were all good people we could work in perfect rythmn if worms had daggers birds wouldnt **** with them More Todd from the same album. Happy New Year: happy new year everybody happy birthday country joe i resolve to do like i always do theres an overweight man with an overweight woman on a sofa just watching tv hes yelling his opinion at the television she looks up from her food and agrees they got two bumper stickers on there pick up truck they keep the pick up parked outside one sticker says "what would jesus do?" the other bumper sticker says "power of pride" i was thumbing through the stations on my own television when i came across a guy on the religous station singing "somebodys coming" sounding whiter than me somehow wow it took me back in time thru dwindling joy to when i was such a guilt ridden catholic boy im evangelical agnostic now i dont know what we're doing here you don't "KNOW" what were doing here now christians dont walk out on me just yet you know whose name im yelling as im clutching my chest the one my dad told me to and his told him to and i probably pray as much or more than you do believe? ****, every word i sing but believing and knowing, those are two different things and if your trying to change the way a strangers life will have to go i believe this is where i wanna stick to what i know which is nothing you know, nothing for sure so just chill til the next episode now back to the lecture at hand seems like my neighbor wants to kill what he cant understand i say we cant just kill what we dont understand but i turn on my tv and see that oh yes we can we can and we have since then dawn of man for countless gods whose only real seeming plan was to see to it that clinging to life was our fate and you gotta admit that lifes pretty great but can we deny that its killing us? ill be here all week happy new year everybody happy birthday country joe i resolve to do like i always do i aint hurtin you if life is anything its embarrassing a rusty nail thru a careless shoe you cant help but sit around and wonder sometimes why there's never anything the poor nail can do or think about how unfair it is that the shoe is only going where it has to too if you aint the dumb kid out running around you kinda gotta do what your born to do hey happy new year everybody specifically happy birthday to you country joe i resolve to do like i always do and i only ever make it a day or two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Madman drummers bummers and Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat With a boulder on my shoulder feelin' kinda older I tripped the merry-go-round With this very unpleasing sneezing and wheezing the calliope crashed to the ground Some all-hot half-shot was headin' for the hot spot snappin' his fingers clappin' his hands And some fleshpot mascot was tied into a lover's knot with a whatnot in her hand And now young Scott with a slingshot finally found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand And some bloodshot forget-me-not whispers daddy's within earshot save the buckshot turn up the band And she was blinded by the light Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night Blinded by the light She got down but she never got tight, but she'll make it alright Some brimstone baritone anti-cyclone rolling stone preacher from the east He says: "Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least" And some new-mown chaperone was standin' in the corner all alone watchin' the young girls dance And some fresh-sown moonstone was messin' with his frozen zone to remind him of the feeling of romance Yeah he was blinded by the light Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night Blinded by the light He got down but she never got tight, but he's gonna make it tonight Some silicone sister with her manager's mister told me I got what it takes She said I'll turn you on sonny, to something strong if you play that song with the funky break, And go-cart Mozart was checkin' out the weather chart to see if it was safe to go outside And little Early-Pearly came in by her curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride, Oh, some hazard from Harvard was skunked on beer playin' backyard bombardier Yes and Scotland Yard was trying hard, they sent a dude with a calling card, he said, do what you like, but don't do it here Well I jumped up, turnedaround, spit in the air, fell on the ground Asked him which was the way back home He said take a right at the light, keep goin' straight until night, and then boy, you're on your own And now in Zanzibar a shootin' star was ridin' in a side car hummin' a lunar tune Yes, and the avatar said blow the bar but first remove the cookie jar we're gonna teach those boys to laugh too soon And some kidnapped handicap was complainin' that he caught the clap from some mousetrap he bought last night, Well I unsnapped his skull cap and between his ears I saw a gap but figured he'd be all right He was just blinded by the light Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night Blinded by the light Mama always told me not to look into the sights of the sun Oh but mama that's where the fun is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 The rocket launcher, Biggie stomped ya High as a **********in helicopter That's why I pack a nina, **** a misdeameanor Beatin **********ers like Ike beat Tina (What's Love, Got to Do) One of my favortie rhymes of all time. :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 These are from Dylan or Pete Seeger, I think. We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 whats your name? whos your daddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 (Don't Let the Joneses Get You Down--Temptations) People gather round me... This is to who it may concern I'm not tryin' to run your life but you're never too old to learn Stop worryin' about your neighbors and the fancy things they got 'Cause if you do you'll find it's true, you're gonna wind up on the spot Don't let the Jones... Don't let the Jones... Don't let the Joneses get you down Don't let the Jones... Don't let the Jones... Don't let the Joneses get you down You may not believe it but nine times out of ten it's true The people you're tryin' to keep up with are tryin' to keep up too Remember that old sayin'; "All that glitters ain't gold" Take heed, don't ignore it, and to your money tightly hold Don't let the Jones... Don't let the Jones... Don't let the Joneses get you down Don't let the Jones... Don't let the Jones... Don't let the Joneses get you down You're a leader yourself but you don't even know it You're so busy followin' Joneses you ain't got time to show it Keeping up with the Joneses, it only makes your life a mess Bill collectors, tranquilizers and gettin' deeper in debt You better leave the Joneses alone You better leave ---oh leave--- the Joneses alone Joneses got a new car today Here's what you should say; Hooray for the Joneses Instead you worry 'til your whole head turns gray Worryin' about the Joneses Remember it's their car and they're the ones who had to pay So leave (boom boom) the Joneses alone Your car might be old but, remember; It never fails to get you where you want to go Don't let the Jones... Don't let the Jones... Don't let the Joneses get you down Don't let the Jones... Don't let the Jones... Don't let the Joneses get you down You're doing fine Don't let the Joneses blow your mind If you see somethin' you want and you know you can't afford it Well the very next thing for you to do is start saving towards it The Joneses have been the downfall of many a person you see So, people, take my advice and let the Joneses be Don't let the Jones... Don't let the Jones... Don't let the Joneses get you down Don't let the Jones... Don't let the Jones... Don't let the Joneses get you down You're doing fine Don't let the Joneses blow your mind You're doing fine Don't let the Joneses blow your mind (Tears of a Clown--Smokey Robinson) Now if there's a smile on my face It's only there trying to fool the public But when it comes down to fooling you Now honey that's quite a different subject But don't let my glad expression Give you the wrong impression Cos really I'm sad, Oh I'm sadder than sad Well I'm hurt and I want you so bad Like a clown I appear to be glad ooh yeah CHORUS: Well they're some sad things known to man But ain't too much sadder than The tears of a clown when there's noone around Oh yeah, baby baby, oh yeah baby baby Now if I appear to be carefree It's only to camouflage my sadness And honey to shield my pride I try To cover this hurt with a show of gladness But don't let my show convince you That I've been happy since you Cos I need to go, oh I need you so Look I'm hurt and I want you to know For others I put on a show ...CHORUS Just like Pagliacci did I try to keep my surface hid Smiling in the crowd I try But in a lonely room I cry The tears of a clown When there's noone around, oh yeah, baby baby Now if there's a smile on my face Don't let my glad expression Give you the wrong impression Don't let this smile I wear Make you think that I don't care Cos really I'm sad... (Ball of Confusion--Temptations) 1, 2... 1, 2, 3, 4, Ow! People moving out, people moving in. Why, because of the color of their skin. Run, run, run but you sure can't hide. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. Vote for me and I'll set you free. Rap on, brother, rap on. Well, the only person talking about love thy brother is the...(preacher.) And it seems nobody's interested in learning but the...(teacher.) Segregation, determination, demonstration, integration, Aggravation, humiliation, obligation to our nation. Ball of confusion. Oh yeah, that's what the world is today. Woo, hey, hey. The sale of pills are at an all time high. Young folks walking round with their heads in the sky. The cities ablaze in the summer time. And the beat goes on. Evolution, revolution, gun control, sound of soul. Shooting rockets to the moon, kids growing up too soon. Politicians say more taxes will solve everything. And the band played on. So, round and around and around we go. Where the world's headed, nobody knows. Oh, great GoogaMooga, can't you hear me talking to you. Just a ball of confusion. Oh yeah, that's what the world is today. Woo, hey, hey. Fear in the air, tension everywhere. Unemployment rising fast, the Beatles new record's a gas. And the only safe place to live is on an Indian reservation. And the band played on. Eve of destruction, tax deduction, city inspectors, bill collectors, Mod clothes in demand, population out of hand, suicide, too many bills, Hippies moving to the hills. People all over the world are shouting, 'End the war.' And the band played on. Great GoogaMooga, can't you hear me talking to you. Sayin'... ball of confusion. That's what the world is today, hey, hey. Let me hear ya, let me hear ya, let me hear ya. Sayin'... ball of confusion. That's what the world is today, hey, hey. Let me hear ya, let me hear ya, let me hear ya, let me hear ya, let me hear ya. Sayin'... ball of confusion. 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THEREALTOR1 Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 You know I like my chicken fried Cold beer on a Friday night A pair of jeans that fit just right And the radio up Well I was raised up beneath the shade of a Georgia pine And that`s home you know Sweet tea pecan pie and homemade wine Where the peaches grow And my house it`s not much to talk about But it`s filled with love that`s grown in southern ground And a little bit of chicken fried Cold beer on a Friday night A pair of jeans that fit just right And the radio up Well I`ve seen the sunrise See the love in my woman`s eyes Feel the touch of a precious child And know a mother`s love Well its funny how it`s the little things in life that mean the most Not where you live or the car you drive or the price tag on your clothes There`s no dollar sign on a piece of mind this I`ve come to know So if you agree have a drink with me Raise you glasses for a toast To a little bit of chicken fried Cold beer on a Friday night A pair of jeans that fit just right And the radio up Well I`ve seen the sunrise See the love in my woman`s eyes Feel the touch of a precious child And know a mother`s love I thank god for my life And for the stars and stripes May freedom forever fly, let it ring. Salute the ones who died The ones that give their lives so we don`t have to sacrifice All the things we love Like our chicken fried Cold beer on a Friday night A pair of jeans that fit just right And the radio up Well I`ve seen the sunrise See the love in my woman`s eyes Feel the touch of a precious child And know a mother`s love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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