Song Lyrics Thread: Post Some Cool/Profound/Funny/Whatever Lyrics

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Between a Laugh and a Tear - John Mellencamp

When paradise is no longer fit for you to live in

And your adolescent dreams are gone

Through the days you feel a little used up

And you don't know where your energy's gone wrong

It's just your soul feelin' a little downhearted

Sometimes life is too ridiculous to live

You count your friends all on one finger

I know it sounds crazy just the way that we live

Between a laugh and a tear

Smile in the mirror as you walk by

Between a laugh and a tear

And that's as good as it can get for us

And there ain't no reason to stop tryin'

When this cardboard town can no longer amuse you

You see through everything and nothin' seems worthwhile

And hypocrite used to be such a big word to you

And it don't seem to mean anything to you now

Just try to live each and every precious moment

Don't be discouraged by the future forget the past

That's old advise but it'll be good to you

I know there's a balance 'cuz I see it when I swing past

Between a laugh and a tear

Smile in the mirror as you walk by

Between a laugh and a tear

And that's as good as it can get for us

And there ain't no reason to stop tryin'

When paradise can no longer amuse you.....

[Fuzzyskins]

I'm the ****ing Whargoul, I'm the ghost of Minas Morgul

I destroyed your life, I raped your wife

I am Whargoul, I am uncool, I am Whargoul

I've been many faces, been many names

Known love and hate until they were the same

I bring ruin, I am Whargoul, am I human?

They think that they know what I know

They think they know what's best

I think that's why they killed me, that's why I joined the SS

In revenge for Malmedy, they used a blowtorch on me

Nice try, Whargoul cannot die

You blow off my arm I laugh at the pain

And after the battle I feast on the slain

Seeking my creator, taking from the strong

Yes, you see I need your strength, so I can kill the wrong

Seeking my creator, taking from the weak

Yes, you see I need you, so I can snuff the meek

Savor the silence - Whargoul

Whargoul by Gwar

[jroc96]

Alas, my love, you do me wrong, to cast me off discourteously. Greensleeves was all my joy!

Snickers commercial song

[China]

Detatchable Penis(King Missile)

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.

I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,

or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.

But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,

and the next morning I can't for the life of me

remember what I did with it.

First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.

So I called up the place where the party was,

they hadn't seen it either.

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet

'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes

But not this time.

So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party,

but they were no help either.

I was starting to get desperate.

I really don't like being without my penis for too long.

It makes me feel like less of a man,

and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house,

and calling everyone I could think of,

I was starting to get very depressed,

so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.

Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,

where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,

I saw my penis lying on a blanket

next to a broken toaster oven.

Some guy was selling it.

I had to buy it off him.

He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.

I took it home, washed it off,

and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,

but I don't know.

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,

I like having a detachable penis.

[gbear]

"If you want to kiss the sky better learn how to kneel"