IbleedBnG83 Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Collins: Jason, give me some of your snaps. Campbell: No, go find your own. Collins: Come on, give me some of your snaps. Someone watches waaaaaaaayyyyyy too much Napolean Dynomite...that was cool how long ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalSkins Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 TC: "Keep the duck" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRedskinDaddy Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 "You know, Todd, Supercuts guarantees their haircuts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzinator53 Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Campbell: Do you think people will vote for me for the Pro-Bowl? Collins: Heck yes! I'd vote for you. Campbell: Like what are my skills? Collins: Well, you have a sweet pass. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only QB at Camp who has a mustache. :applause: :applause: :applause: :laugh: :laugh: I love this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Jason: For the last time I will not sing "Ebony & Ivory" with you. Todd: What if tell Coach Zorn that you aren't sure about this offense, and I know it stone-cold? Jason (singing): Ebony & Ivory live together and perfect harmony... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preachtheWORD Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Campbell: Bow to your sen-sei. [Collins bows slightly] Campbell: [shouts] Bow to your sen-sei! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preachtheWORD Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Campbell: We also need some way to make us look official, like we got all the answers. Collins: How bout some gold bracelets? Campbell: We need like some jerseys with our name on it, all laminated and what not. I mean, we gotta look legit man. Collins: That's true, that's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldskool Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Collins: For the last time Jason, I won't show you how to do the dance. Campbell: C'mon, man! You gotta! It's my favori... Collins: GAWD! I don't care if Napoleon Dynamite is your favorite movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Jason: I can't believe that you had the nerve to say that in front of everyone during the meeting. Todd: I'm sorry Jason but I think you're wrong on this one. Jason: No I am not! There's no way that Samuel L. Jackson was a better John Shaft than Richard Roundtree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preachtheWORD Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Someone do me a favor and do some photoshop magic and put Collins' head on Napoleon and maybe Campell's head on Pedro ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFK Lives Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 This one time at Training Camp.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MassSkinsFan Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: Campbell: "You gotta warn me before you just crack one off like that... my mouth was open and everything" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato Sack Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Campell: What are you drawing? Collins: A liger. Campbell: What's a liger? Collins: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic. Ok, I just laughed out loud! :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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