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TUNA DISSED TAYLOR

Posted by Mike Florio on April 28, 2008, 8:18 p.m.

The South Florida soap opera is getting good.

Armando Salguero of the Miami Herald (via Sports By Brooks) reports that Dolphins defensive end Jason Taylor recently was visiting with teammates at the facility, where they have been working out in preparation for the 2008 season without Taylor, who is participating in ABC’s Dancing with the Stars.

Taylor thereafter decided to drop in on V.P. of football operations Bill Parcells. Writes Salguero: “Taylor walked into a room where Parcells was watching tape, and Parcells ignored him. He looked at Taylor and went back to his work without saying a word.”

Ouch.

Taylor was reportedly “incensed” by the gesture. But probably not nearly as incensed as Parcells was when he learned that Taylor was trying to revise Parcells’ signature “This is why you lift all those weights” line into something more like, “This is why you do all those splits.”

Without question, Parcells hates the fact that Taylor isn’t working out with the team. The fact that Taylor’s distraction is a freaking dancing contest surely makes it even worse for the old-school Parcells.

To date, this saga has been publicly tame. It soon will be getting ugly, we think.

Is there any chance we could get him without even having to trade for him? Do you really think Tuna may cut him? He should be very serviceable at least for a couple years until we maybe draft a sweet def end. Thoughts???

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0H600EnZEg

They say taylor was a good girl, never one to be late

complain, express ideas in her brain

working on the night shift, passing out the tickets,

youre gonna have to pay her if you want to park here

well mommys little dancer has quite a little secret

working on the streets now, never gonna keep it

its quite an imposition and now shes only wishing

that she would have listened to the words they said

poor taylor

she just wanders around, unaffected by

the winter winds and shell pretend that

shes somewhere else, so far and clear

about two thousand miles from here

peter patrick pitter patters on the window

but sunny silhouette wont let him in

poor old petes got nothing because hes been falling

somehow sunny knows just where hes been

he thinks that singing on sunday is gonna save his soul

now that saturday is gone

sometimes he thinks that hes on his way

but i can see that his break lights are on

he just wanders around, unaffected by

the winter winds and hell pretend that

hes somewhere else, so far and clear

about two thousand miles from here

such a tough enchilada filled up with nada

giving what she gotta give to get a dollar bill

used to be a limber chicken, times a been a ticking

nows shes finger licking to the man

with the money in his pocket flying in his rocket

only stopping by on his way to a better world

if taylor finds a better world

then taylor's gonna run away

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