ozskin Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 People, the time has come. The time has come to bring Washington's favorite son home. I am of course speaking of the one and only, Norval Eugene Turner. Now, i am aware that I'm not the first person on the board to suggest bringing back Norv, but i did a search and didn't see any recent threads like this....but i digress. This is the man to sail this ship to the promise land. The knowledge, the presence...the hair, these the things that the Redskins desperately need. He is the Sampson to our Delila, the Sonny to our Cher.....the Shaggy to our Scooby. In case you have forgotten what this man has achieved in his time, let me take you down memory lane......... WON A WILDCARD IN '99 MASTERMINDED HIS WAY TO THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME HOSTED THE PRICE IS RIGHT FOR SEVERAL YEARS. WROTE AND STARRED IN MAJOR MOTION PICTURES. AND OF COURSE, DEFENDED HIS TITLE ON MANY OCCASION. .........and here's a picture of Richard Simmons. In summary, Norv is all things to all people. Men want to be him, and women want to be with him. There is really nothing much else you can say about the man...... Saying he's got 14 toes would something that nobody has ever said about him, but other than that, that's pretty well it. So please, give your vote to Norv. Because as Norv always says.......I've got no idea what Norv always says, but I'd imagine it's some pretty inspiring stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XAAMOTTOMAAX Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Soup Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 DUHH DUHH BAD MOnkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skin_finatic Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 :laugh: this has to be one of the funniest threads i've seen in a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shilsu Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Just make sure you don't take drugs to Singapore or you'll be executed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XAAMOTTOMAAX Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Expellie Coachus!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesertWrestler Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 You owe me a new chocolate milk. I spit the current one all over my dog when I read that headline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helter_Skelter Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Dude....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueTalon Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Cher was coupled with a home entertainment electronics company? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Oh. My. Gosh. Thanks for giving me a good laugh here in the middle of the night. Hilarious! 5 stars for creativity...insane creativity, but creativity nonetheless. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Pablo Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Check out this bike: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rdsknbill Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
estrella117 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 That is exactly how he looked on the sidelines when he coached the skins!:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief skin Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 No Need To Because What Danny Does Works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark The Homer Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 lol this is a joke, right? Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HapHaszard Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I see you at least did some research before starting this thread. I'm impressed. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stwasm Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 No Need To Because What Danny Does Works Exactly. "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINS FAN #56 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 I admit it you got me :laugh: Sadly, there will be many posters who think that you are absolutely right and think that Snyder didn't give Norv a fair shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crank Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nafniksder Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 This is the funniest thread I have read in my short time on ES, great way to lighten the mood during the recent coaching search. Hillarious!!! HTTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor ToughLove Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 What, so Norv can punt from the other teams 36 yard line with 9 minutes in the game and down by two scores?? More offensive than offensive genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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