artmonkforHOF Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2007/10/11/4567805-ap.html This is just stupid. Anyone who lives in Dover New Jersey, please kick these aldermen out of office. Anyone who seriouslly thinks terrorists will poision your children with gumballs or is using a terrorist angle to enforce some sort of gumball registration needs to be dragged out back and shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2007/10/11/4567805-ap.htmlThis is just stupid. Anyone who lives in Dover New Jersey, please kick these aldermen out of office. Anyone who seriouslly thinks terrorists will poision your children with gumballs or is using a terrorist angle to enforce some sort of gumball registration needs to be dragged out back and shot. I think the chief of police has the right point of view. If only he would arrest the politicians for wasting police time, the story would have a happy ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 The Constitution doesn't prevent gumball registration, no matter how much the gumball nuts want to claim that it does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Drats! Foiled again. If it weren't for those meddling aldermen and their mangy mutt I would have gotten away with it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Gumballs, damn, that's brilliant. I couldn't have even imagined our gumballs could be unsafe. I can't believe the terrorists could even infultrait the very strict sanitation standards we keep for our gumball industry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 They're probably all made in China from recycled industrial waste. After all, that way they're 1/10th of a cent cheaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsFactor Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 I never did like lead based gumballs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 They're probably all made in China from recycled industrial waste. After all, that way they're 1/10th of a cent cheaper. sad thing is its probably true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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