chiplohmillers#1 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 that was almost dane cook funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirtyfive2seven Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 so from reading this...when he called "me" a moron, really he called "oneself" a moron. ahhhh, Radford...Virginia Tech's loud obnoxious neighbor. haha jp....dont freak out on me radford alums. STD Capital of Colleges. Triple wrap your schlong if you're gonna get it on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwbiggs Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Don't be picking on the Red Snapper...he is the only shred of consistency we have around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdarugar Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirtyfive2seven Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Thanks fo this thread: We are now cursed with the Dan Turk (RIP) snap in a meaningful playoff game. THANKS A LOT *******!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dieselfan44 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Thanks fo this thread:We are now cursed with the Dan Turk (RIP) snap in a meaningful playoff game. THANKS A LOT *******!! your right, I'm an idiot. :shot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinznsoxrox Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 haha before i opened this thread i thought it was serious and was about to go off. now i find it quite funny lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terpfan Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Thoughts?Your a moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slappy434 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 :laugh::laugh: I sure wish I had one of those for "Than" and "Then" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moviedude25 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Thoughts? I'm happy you posted this as it made me laugh and I'm happy to know we are not a racist team and allowed a Ginger to play. Go Skins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNoles21 Posted September 28, 2007 Author Share Posted September 28, 2007 Dude I hope we arent cursed...I swear if Albright snaps one over Frost's head I will immediately become the most superstitious person in the history of sports... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan51 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 What Redskin fans think and talk about when we lose. :doh: We need to win more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burg&gold4life Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 :laugh::laugh::laugh: I always wondered why we haven't won a super bowl lately. Now we know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMostLikeThat Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Have any of you guys notcied that Albright is an awesome long snapper and hasn't ever cost us problems? One less thing to worry about. HAIL TO ETHAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. S Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I still wonder why people are taking this thread seriously. I rate it 5 stars, it is pure awesomeness. The solution to Ethan Albright's bright red hair is having him wear his bright burgundy helmet. It's hard for Ethan to do this though as he's just too badass'ed for helmets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DallasSucks19922010 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 whats wrong with albright? what did he do wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tr1 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 I believe his red hair was also seen on the grassy knoll... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Well that's good. Needed to get Albright in there too. Anybody else we're missing here these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tr1 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 Well that's good. Needed to get Albright in there too. Anybody else we're missing here these days? I'm thinking the cheerleaders caused us to lose that game...don't ask me how I know it, but I know the ****es were the reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNoles21 Posted September 29, 2007 Author Share Posted September 29, 2007 I'm thinking the cheerleaders caused us to lose that game...don't ask me how I know it, but I know the ****es were the reason. you say that...but this is actually a real thing I heard on ESPN or somewhere else recently. That NFL players are getting distracted by their cheerlearders... which begs the question? Who isnt? (sorry for bumping my own thread but I wanted to say this bc I actually heard it on tv.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris0894 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 The key to the Redskins getting back to their winning ways is to leave no stone unturned and to make sure we criticize every player at least once during the off week... funny thing is is that i bet your serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaMuller7 Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 After taking that loss to the Giants last Sunday Ive done some solid evaluations of the teams performance in my head and I dont want anyone to overlook the struggles of our long snapper Ethan Albright. With our offense inept for the majority of the second half, Derrick Frost was on the field a lot. Football is a game of field position, and I feel as though we could have pinned the Giants deep on numerous occasions, thus stalling their offense, and allowing us to hold the lead. Except for one thing... Ethan Albrights hair is so damn red that he blinds Frost just as the ball is snapped. Now, because Frost is the consumate professional he is able to overcome this and still get off some descent punts... However, according to my calculations Albrights hair has cost Frost an average of 3-5 yards per punt, which may not seem like a lot to most of you regular fans, but to a keen observer like me...it is huge. Over the course of game the Redskins punt anywhere from 6-10 times... Combine this with the 3-5 yard average and your talking about 18-50 yards lost in field position per game!!! That consistently puts added pressure on our defense and I really think we should consider finding a replacement or at least get Albright to dye his hair. It shines right through the helmet and right into Frosts eyes. Thoughts? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ok....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifelongSkinsFan Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 whats wrong with albright? what did he do wrong?Why are you taking this thread seriously? Don't you understand after all these posts that it's all tongue in cheek? :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallMeGreen Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 Thoughts?Your a moron. C'mon guys. Just a little bit of pc here. There's probably ONE guy that had the urge to model his screen name after Ethan Albright. Now we have to offend HIM too? I also appreciate the usage lesson on the words you're and your, but your effort is likely wasted. Those words are used wrong so often around here, most people don't even realize it. And because of that, it's a pointless battle. The picture was funny though. Prediction: "Your a moron." does not become the next "paloffs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RODAN1054 Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 He is on our team/we respect him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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