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Spears or Portman?


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In the spirit of the Parcells or Spurrier Poll, I think we need one where you CAN'T pick a wrong lady.

Brit Spears or Natty Portman? (Christina was added because she would be the nastiest dirtiest going to the clinic to get tested time of your life).

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I don't know!

Who would you pick and why?

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If it were the Monica Lewinsky type of act, I guess I'd have to go w/ Spears just to keep her from trying to sing for 5 minutes.

If I were single and could make it a month long fling, I'd take Natalie P.

What's the difference between a Britney Spears video and a porno?

At least the porno will have way better music...

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Oh yeah, I'll take Nat also because while she is an actress...she does a lot more than Spears and Freakfest. She COULD be a star for decades adapting herself to her age and roles. Once people stop writing songs and teaching dance steps to these other two, it's over.....especially if they try movies again.

Let your Freak Flag Fly!

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Now that's what I'm talkin' about, ND. Shakira beats all three HANDS DOWN. But if I had to pick between the three, it would be Portman. She'll be a hottie for the next 20-25 years, whereas Britney will slowly age into something resembling Stiffler's Mom from American Pie over the same time period. Christina, well, that's just nasty...

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Ah, yes. The age of question of the good girl, the uncover freak, or the filthy, dirty girl.

Natalie Portman is educated and acted from a very young age. Britney seems to have fun, laughs a lot and is a great dancer. Christina... need I explain.

Natalie may take herself a bit too seriously. She also could be somewhat cold. I could be wrong, though. I mean, she's good looking, smart and had people telling her how talented she was her whole life.

Britney's actions just SCREAM tease. Plus she is talently challenged. Would make for some frusterating times :gus:

Christina... not much thrill of the chase. HOWEVER, the instant gratification would be tremendous. But then you'd probably have to talk to her. :cuss:

BUT, since Natalie IS an actress and obviously somewhat artistic human, she might have a more free sense of her body and the human form as 'beauty' and all the wonderful qualities artistic girls possess. In this case, I go Portman.

BUT, if given the choice I'd take Sarah Michelle Gellar. She seems to be the perfect combination of intellect, fun and, shall we say... naughtiness.:notworthy

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