Golgo-13 Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 Is is just me...or are Dallas Cowboy fans the biggest white trash *******s alive? Is it just me, or do any of you find that if you are ever at a 7-11 outside of the DC area past midnight that you are certain to see a Dallas fan with a nasty 'stash, a mullet and an old Starter jacket? Where do these people come from? Please God, let Spurrier live up to his promise!! We HAVE to beat Dallas this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mayor of Fed Ex Field Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 Are you kidding me? Dallas fans are the most polite, well groomed, and best dressed fans that there are on the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 I've no idea what prompted this outburst, but, as it is anti-Dallas in quality and sentiment, I agree completely and commend you for the outrage <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="smile.gif" /> . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golgo-13 Posted February 4, 2002 Author Share Posted February 4, 2002 Yea...it probably does seem pretty random. I just happened to be at a 7-11 outside of DC late the other night. I experienced what I had mentioned...I just knew that this was the place to ***** about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince62 Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 i second art's sentiments!!! dallas fans certainly would be my first candidates for a remake of Deliverance. hmmmmm....but which role? Ned Beatty's?!!! squeal like a cowboy, boy!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragintd Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 I don't know, for the truely dispickable people in the NFL, The Eagles' fans are really the Cowboys a run for thier money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryman of the North Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 no joke fansince evry time i see a cowboys fan i hear banjos!<br />seriously on the old board i posted the results of an iq test id seen on the net cowboys fans were 28th in iq!if the mods have access to it still it would be a funny repost! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&G Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 With regard to my feeling toward the Dallas Cowboys, I cannot improve upon the eloquence of Conan the Cimmerian:<br /><br />What is best in life?<br /><br />To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 I understand there was a Saturday Night Live skit, featuring Arnold Schwartzneger (and, I think, Hans and Frans) in a weight room: <br /><br />q: "Arnold, what is good in life?"<br /><br />Arnold: "White women, steroids, and to lift weights till you puke". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indyskinsfan Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 Recently I visited a car dealership just to keep in touch with some toys, affordable models for those that don't gross over 30-35k a year and after a nice showing of some Mazdas, the guy shows me a nice little Protege, but it has one thing on it that had me backing off like Dracula!<br /><br />F8ckin' stars for rims!!!1 How disgusting!!!<br /><br />Not only stars, but SILVER Stars. I got in my dawg mode and said have a nice day and left him scratching his head. <br /><br />I'm getting Burgundy and gold for sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn X Posted February 5, 2002 Share Posted February 5, 2002 </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by B&G:<br /><strong>...crush your enemies, see them driven before you... hear the lamentations of their women.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hmmm... I like the sound of that. <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="smile.gif" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. D Posted February 5, 2002 Share Posted February 5, 2002 Our hatred of the Cowboys dates back to their entry into the league.<br /><br />when the ownership of the cowboys bought the rights to 'hail to the redskins' and would not allow us to play it anymore until we voted to allow them entry into the league (holding our song HOSTAGE!) which we opposed at the time.<br /><br />the rest is history.<br /> <br /> <small>[ February 05, 2002, 08:45 AM: Message edited by: Dr.D ]</small> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted February 5, 2002 Share Posted February 5, 2002 I wanted to be a Cowboy fan but I was disqualified - They found out my parents were married.<br /><br />Thankfully, with JJ running the show down there, these guys are sure to suck for years to come, although I hate to admit it but Quincy Carter does scare the Sh#$%t out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted February 5, 2002 Share Posted February 5, 2002 "Lamentations."<br /><br />My nominee for longest and most erudite word ever uttered by Arnold Schwarzenegger. <br /><br />Gotta love that guy. He's bigger (by far) than you, richer (by far) than you, less talented (by far) as an actor than you (I'd wager) ... but smart enough to have become an absolute icon.<br /> <br />Now if he could just convince the Mrs. to have a sandwich or two. <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="smile.gif" /> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince62 Posted February 5, 2002 Share Posted February 5, 2002 om....i always found his mrs to be kinda scary looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted February 5, 2002 Share Posted February 5, 2002 10-4.<br /><br />Conan the Omarian want at least minimal flesh on woman, lest he bruise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn X Posted February 5, 2002 Share Posted February 5, 2002 </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Om:<br /><strong>Gotta love that guy [Arnold Schwarzenegger]. He's bigger (by far) than you, richer (by far) than you, less talented (by far) as an actor than you (I'd wager) ... but smart enough to have become an absolute icon.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I certainly hope that you were speaking of the amorphous editorial "you" here, Om!<br /><br />LOL! Just kidding, my man. And, yes, I am [cue John Lovitz's Actor Man voice] a great AC-TOR! <img border="0" title="" alt="[smile]" src="smile.gif" /> <br /><br />Speaking of the Austrian Oak, here's a recent thread on CPND containing my views on the current state of his career: <a href="http://citadel.ezboard.com/fcpndhardcorefrm1.showMessage?topicID=5611.topic" target="_blank">http://citadel.ezboard.com/fcpndhardcorefrm1.showMessage?topicID=5611.topic</a><br /><br />With regard to Mrs. Arnold Schwarzenegger, I agree with you, Om. That broad needs to go down to the local Sizzler and partake of their all-you-can-eat steak and shrimp deal. Maria is either WAY anorexic or attempting to give ol' Siddhartha a serious run for his emaciated money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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