Kurd Cudins Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, I don't even want none of the above, I want to piss on you. http://media.putfile.com/Dave-Chappelle---R-kelly---Pee-On-You-Vi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skin'emAlive Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Wow. Well.. i aplaud your laziness. Sometimes i find it hard to stumble to the bathroom drunk and accurately hit the target. So id rather just go right there. But i dont. You sir are a revolutionary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sacase Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 That's disgusting I wouldn't come bragging about how I had pissed on myself and accidently pissed on someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paavo Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 So basically I was interested in this girl and she was interested in me. After talking for some time I found out that she was a huge cowboys fan! This was bad news but I was able to put up with it.....for a while. Anyway, one night I was really wasted after a night on the town (im talking ****faced drunk) and we went back to her place and were hooking up in her bed and I really dont remember much but I passed out and when I woke up my pants and her bed were soaked. She was next to me sound asleep and he PJ's were wet too. I had done it! I pissed on a cowboys fan!! Robert Kelly, is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loxley Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 I cant believe you guys are actually ragging on him for this. People piss themselves loads, its called incontinence. If he did it while he was asleep how the hell can you rag on him for that. If hed have done it sober then it woulda been wrong but he didnt. Give him a break, it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donita35 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 I cant believe you guys are actually ragging on him for this. People piss themselves loads, its called incontinence. If he did it while he was asleep how the hell can you rag on him for that. If hed have done it sober then it woulda been wrong but he didnt. Give him a break, it was funny. I agree. The story was actually quite funny to me. No, I have never went on myself, but since it is a thing that happens all the time. I can definitely appreciate the humor in your story. Thanks for sharing. The story that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskin44 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Even Gibbs called the Cowpie fans ugly, so why not hose them down. Yellow and Blue make green . . . so I'll bet she's an Eagles fan now. That's the last time she gets pissed on. LOL> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterwagen Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Great - thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskin44 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 She's just lucky it wasn't #2...... Hey, what's that smell.... Oh, just a Cowpie fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diesel22 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 "haters wanna hate....lovers wanna love......I don't even want none of the above........I wanna piss on you.......pee on you, yes I do........" Comedy Central, PLEASE extend Chappelle's Show !!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted April 28, 2006 Author Share Posted April 28, 2006 I'm glad most people were able to appreciate the humor in this story. I was reluctant to share this because I did not know how it would be received. I have to look at this story as humorous because needless to say we didnt' talk much after "the incident" I was embarrased and lost a nice piece of ass because of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qb18_200400 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 hahahaha, I love it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted April 28, 2006 Author Share Posted April 28, 2006 Drip, drip, drip, pee on you.....I want to pee in your food! you make my life complete when I turn your face into a toilet seat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diesel22 Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Drip, drip, drip, pee on you.....I want to pee in your food!you make my life complete when I turn your face into a toilet seat! Dude -- I have it as a RINGTONE for one of the chicks on my cell ! :laugh: Yea, I know, I know. I have a lack of respect for females.....been told that on here before But that is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinInExile Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 Haha, goddamn fantastic. And THAT, my friends, is how you do college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Bump!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 wow, just plain ol wow. good job?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail_Skinz Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Thanks for sharing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzzah Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 LMAO! You have her the Burgundy and Gold shower huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsaddict Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 i'm not seeing the cool part about this story...sure we have all wanted to pee on a cowboy fan, but most people would rather not piss the bed and get laid on a regular basis. just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 It's funny but I'd feel like such a douche for doing that. I mean, I haven't pissed in my bed since I was like 3. I guess different strokes for different folks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted October 23, 2008 Author Share Posted October 23, 2008 what a bump. This happened in like 2004. And yes, I'd do it again. No. No, I wouldn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaydogg3eb Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I lived in Morgantown for a while when I attended Fairmont State University (10 mins south of WVU), and yes, crazy times in a crazy town. Loved it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUREDSKINSFAN Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 WVU is a hotzone for the human papilloma virus (vaginal warts). Be careful what you lay with. Damn it don't say that...i don't wanna hear that ****. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUREDSKINSFAN Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I lived in Morgantown for a while when I attended Fairmont State University (10 mins south of WVU), and yes, crazy times in a crazy town. Loved it!! It's gonna be crazy as hell tonight.....it's 1:30, i'm done with class, and it's time to start tailgating....Auburn is going down!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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