praise_gibbs Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend," so I couldn't have one. You shouldn't make cookies untouchable. ---Mitch Hedberg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurd Cudins Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 "Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread." - Josh Billings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something out of you. ---Muhammad Ali Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted April 8, 2006 Author Share Posted April 8, 2006 Arnold H. Glasgow: Make your life a mission-not an intermission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 "I got the poo on me!!"~ Joe Dirt I got the poo on meh "Joe Dirt" Copycat!! Read the entire thread before posting, n00b!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 People who enjoy what they are doing invariably do it well. ~ Joe Gibbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hu-bison-skinsfan Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Do your best work -- Malcolm X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep. ----George Best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 "Sometimes I am two people. Johnny is the nice one. Cash causes all the trouble. They fight.” ~ Johnny Cash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 If there ever was in the history of humanity an enemy who was truly universal, an enemy whose acts and moves trouble the entire world, threaten the entire world, attack the entire world in any way or another, that real and really universal enemy is precisely Yankee imperialism. ---Fidel Castro (Ala Dubya) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCsportsfan53 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Little Bill: "I don't deserve this...to die like this...I was building a house" William Money: "Deserve's got nothing to do with it" Bill: "I'll see you in hell, William Money" Money: "yeah" ::shoots Bill in the face:: Unforgiven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted April 8, 2006 Author Share Posted April 8, 2006 "Oh, God! that bread should be so dear, And flesh and blood so cheap!" Author: Thomas Hood Source: Song of the Shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCsportsfan53 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 "if it bleeds, we can kill it" - Arnold, Predator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted April 8, 2006 Author Share Posted April 8, 2006 "if it bleeds, we can kill it" - Arnold, Predator hehehe. That's cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 "if it bleeds, we can kill it" - Arnold, Predator I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children. ----Mike Tyson :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 "Time is the life blood of evil" charlie bice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 "if it bleeds, we can kill it" - Arnold, Predator Son, never trust anything that bleeds for more then three days & doesn't die. ~ My old man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCsportsfan53 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Son, never trust anything that bleeds for more then three days & doesn't die.~ My old man. Lol, Mr Garrison said the same thing in South Park once. I guess I should've figured it was older than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Son, never trust anything that bleeds for more then three days & doesn't die.~ My old man. P3riodwn3d! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted April 8, 2006 Author Share Posted April 8, 2006 "I've killed two people since midnight. I haven't slept in over 24 hours. So maybe you should be a little more afraid of me than you are now." --Jack Bauer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. -------Rodney Dangerfield (RIP) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 "As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster." - Henry Hill (Ray Liotta) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.-------Rodney Dangerfield (RIP) "Marry a good looking woman, and after awhile she starts looking ugly, Marry an Ugly woman, have a few beers and she starts looking good" Flip Wilson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 "Marry a good looking woman, and after awhile she starts looking ugly,Marry an Ugly woman, have a few beers and she starts looking good" Flip Wilson "As a woman grows older, you can give her a [tummy-tuck], you can give her LASIK if her vision goes bad and you can give her a hearing aid. But you can't cure stupid." ~ Ron White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 ]"As a woman grows older, you can give her a [tummy-tuck], you can give her LASIK if her vision goes bad and you can give her a hearing aid. But you can't cure stupid."[/color]~ Ron White "well sir, i would have to say you are the bumbest **** ive ever met."-Genral George C. Patton to captured german colonel Herman Hoberstien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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