TK Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 The moment you start analyzing your own rock is the moment your rock is dead. That's why rock is now pretty much dead. Too much analyzation. No rockalyzation! ~ Jack Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 "Can you smelllllllllll what the Rock...is cookin'?" --Dwayne Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? ---Jeff Foxworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 "Can you smelllllllllll what the Rock...is cookin'?"--Dwayne Johnson J- Hello...newman.N- hello jerry, i couldnt help but say how wonderful your cooking smells. J- im not cooking! N- then what smells so deliscious? J- oh no, kramer was using butter as tanning oil on the roof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winslowalrob Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Claudia: What do you look for in a woman? Me: Breasts Claudia: Hahahahaha Me: Big ones... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 "Triple H, the Rock knows you are back there listening. So the Rock says, if you have an ounce, an inch, a SHRED of hair on your ass, then you will come on out here, go one-on-one with the Great One... look this Brahma Bull in the eyes, so this Brahma Bull can take his horns, shine 'em up real nice, turn 'em sideways, and STICK 'EM STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!" -- the Rock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 The ROCK to HOGAN: Who knew, that a man with 24 inch pythons would have half inch testicles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistymjohnson Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 "They tend to be suspicious, bristly, paranoid-type people with huge egos they push around like some elephantiasis victim with his distended testicles in a wheelbarrow terrified no doubt that some skulking ingrate of a clone student will sneak into his very brain and steal his genius work." William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 My father used to say: "Never suspect people. It's better to be deceived or mistaken, which is only human, after all, than to be suspicious, which is common." -----Stark Young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistymjohnson Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 "Never lose sight of the fact that a human felicity lies in man's imagination, and that he cannot think to attain it unless he heeds all his caprices. The most fortunate of persons is he who has the most means to satisfy his vagaries." - Marquis De Sade - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted April 11, 2006 Share Posted April 11, 2006 The true snob never rests; there is always a higher goal to attain, and there are, by the same token, always more and more people to look down upon. ----Russell Lynes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 "Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser." Donald Trump, How to Get Rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted April 14, 2006 Author Share Posted April 14, 2006 "The memories of a man in his old age Are the deeds of a man in his prime. You suffle in gloom in the sickroom And talk to yourself till you die. Life is a short, warm moment And death is a long cold rest. You get your chance to try In the twinkling of an eye: Eighty years, with luck, or even less." Pink Floyd--Free Four (I know I'm following myself here, but I listened to that song the other day and love that part especially. I guess lines 7 & 8 could relate to the previous quote. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 “So, so you think you can tell heaven from hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steal rail? A smile from a veil. Do you think you can tell? And did they get you to trade heroes for ghosts? Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for cool breeze? Cold comfort for change? And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? How I wish, How I wish you were here. We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same ground, what have we found? The same old fears. I Wish You Were Here.” ---Pink Floyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted May 1, 2006 Author Share Posted May 1, 2006 "One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces." Pink Floyd--One of These Days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadkill Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Scientist #1: Listen. Listen! We finished running the tests. Scientist #2: Global warming is going to strike two days before the day after tomorrow. Randy Marsh: Oh my God ...that's today. A few seconds of silence and then everyone screams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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