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The "Taken out of context" thread.

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  1. 1. Which is worse:

    • Madden
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    • Vitale
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Spaceman Spiffs greatest hits:

First lady's got balls.

24 thread.

Too damn bad, get a patch and chew some gum.

McDonalds thread

Smoked and tender, please :)

Cheney shooting people thread

I don't take much in life seriously, as you've probably figured...

Mohammad T Shirts

Good thing I asked for your opinion :thumbsup:

Al Gore in Saudi Arabia

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Gibbs Coming to Church -

It might be worth getting up that early

Semi Pro football team -

kill me

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I was the schmuck

what was your very first job thread

Once I got the alien suit on I had to leave my Mother-in-laws house

Brain teaser thread

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Cold Stone Creamery thread:

take a big dump... you'll feel instantly better.

Carl's...mmmmm...

Speaking of crack addicted clientele,

can we still whip the high schoolers? SING DAMMIT! SING! WA-CHISH!

My ex-girlfriend was a huge chocoholic, but didn't like sweets,

And my favorite:

"WTF woman?"; 'rich' appears to be a synonym for tasty as f*** with old-timers.

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WVU Basketball thread in the NCAA forum:

Its 12:10 on a Wednesday. You should be out getting drunk dammit.
I talk trash about WVU, VT, VA and MD because everyone talks trash about Duke.
There was a good ol' boy with a bulldog on a fishing poll.

We are probably the whitest good team in all the land.

the offense has a played called "Best play ever". :laugh:
Marshall is so insignificant that the voters decided it was an exhibition game.

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More from the WVU thread. Its a long thread:

"Some girls called me last night from your phone. I am guessing it was your girlfriend. Just wanted to make sure. It was a funny message something about me telling them what I was wearing????? Anyway ----- "

That one is actually funnier WITH the context.

you didn't chase down the winner and make them an offer they couldn't refuse? :whippin:

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monkey skin is himself a gold mine:

from the shocker thread:

it's like he hit the ball eject button....

"tell her about your pooping fetish" ever been imed by a stranger

"anyone ever been with a woman with no teeth?", what's the oldest woman you've been with

"if someone came up to you, punched you in the face, tried to give you the shocker...", if these cartoon riots came here to the us

"I saw a dude grab the other guys nuts", what's wrong w/ boxing?

"I just tell them I have mudd butt.", 15 reasons for calling in sick

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"tell her about your pooping fetish" ever been imed by a stranger

"anyone ever been with a woman with no teeth?", what's the oldest woman you've been with

"I just tell them I have mudd butt.", 15 reasons for calling in sick

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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I have no problem with stabbing a demon in the chest. :laugh: :D
you take from my oxygen I will haunt you
everytime I put it "In" my mouth, it doesn't take long to come "Out" my arse.
Those hushpuppies are crack-ish.

All from Favorite Fast Food Chain thread.

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I dont care if im the only one that loves this thread. Here are some from the 24 thread:

i dont know who you are, but get me a ****ing sandwich.
Im just hoping that they run out of air in that room and start sufficating,
I thought he was going to hit her or threaten her or something, but I didn't think he was just going to up and shoot her... lol

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PleaseBlitz

i dont know who you are, but get me a ****ing sandwich.

That whole post of yours was frickin' hilarious and "spot on".

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For the record, I had one that was perfect for this thread, but it was 1) in a PM & 2) I was specifically asked not to post it in this thread. So I won't. I will, however reflect back on it & laugh my ass of over it. It's pretty funny, in an inbread, six-toe kinda way. To bad you all can't laugh with me. :)

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For the record, I had one that was perfect for this thread, but it was 1) in a PM & 2) I was specifically asked not to post it in this thread. So I won't. I will, however reflect back on it & laugh my ass of over it. It's pretty funny, in an inbread, six-toe kinda way. To bad you all can't laugh with me. :)

You're bad. You're really, really bad. Badass moderator, as we all know, and just baaaaaaad. :D

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"When you were born, your mother looked at your head and your ass and said "Oooh twins"."

Take you shot at eagles fans thread

So I wonder do he knows Beavis

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heres a combo

he's halfway in
I just keep getting this strange urge to add a middle finger

What's wrong with this picture? and ExtremeSkins potential avatars.... (mergedX2) threads.

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heres a combo

Here's a better one.

he's halfway in
I just keep getting this strange urge to add a middle finger

What's wrong with this picture? and ExtremeSkins potential avatars.... (mergedX2) threads.

From the 'Did You Know...' Thread.

Did you know that my arse hurts?

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