fuji869 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference. Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate." Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud." Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke." Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke with ice and lemon. Tanks." The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?" Paddy replies "Well, if you pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancalagon the Black Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 That's awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raub Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Guiness for health! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. S Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 HAHAHAHAHA, nice. Good ole Guinness, the best is having it on tap in Ireland in my opinion, nothing has come close to it yet for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagles_Legendz Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 HAHAHAHAHA, nice. Good ole Guinness, the best is having it on tap in Ireland in my opinion, nothing has come close to it yet for me. True. Draught here is pretty good-my drink of choice still, but I visited Ireland in the summer, and it's amazing. :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBkilla56 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Brilliant!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Fond memories of my first Guiness with the fellas in England. We all took a sip and simltaneously spit the stuff out saying it tasted like chalk from an eraser. Fell in love with other ales and Hooch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Great joke to tell in a bar, but my accents suck. My friends would be like "why is the brewer of Becks jewish?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateCitySkin Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Guiness... the only thing that has ever sucessfully made me overweight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez3 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 true.... but It's like dissing one of my other favorite teams for one- I love them all!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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