Om Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Someone just sent me this. No way I’m suffering alone. * A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says ... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenaa Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Now you know you laughed when you read the punch line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTC 4 LIFE Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 WOW! You should punch whoever sent that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead Money Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 :banhim: :banhim: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 WOW! You should punch whoever sent that! :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidenreich Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Brutal, just brutal...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidFan Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 I feel like Hanz Moleman from the Simpsons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeRedskins Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 God I hate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 :doh: Oy Veh! Om man ..... I don't know.... I guess everyone has to have one bad post every 5-10,000 posts..... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 :thud: :slap: :banhim: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted October 19, 2005 Author Share Posted October 19, 2005 Yeah. And none of you has already forwarded that on. Uh huh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Tell the truth Om, you came up with that yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riggins44 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 :doh: I saw this long time ago....had tried to forget it, until you brought it back up. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted October 19, 2005 Author Share Posted October 19, 2005 If I ever make up anything as painful as that, I'll end it all with ritual hara kiri. That's a promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ax Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 "I still don't get it Big Dan." :dunce: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbop1950 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Well, since we're telling jokes: A lady wakes up around three in the morning. She sees that her husband is not in bed. She looks for him. Finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup in his hand and tears in his eyes. She asks, "Honey, what's wrong?" He saids, "Do you remember when we first met?" "Yes" she saids. "Do you remember when your daddy caught us making love in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, dear, I remember." "Do you remember him putting the shot gun to my head and saying that I either marry you or go to jail for twenty years?" "Yes honey, I remember." Tears are now rolling out of his eyes. He saids, "Well, I would have gotten out today!" :silly: :silly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Ouch. That left a Mark. * Sorry. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Someone just sent me this. No way I’m suffering alone.* A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says ... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." :doh: What is so bad...... I read that....knew what was coming........shoook my head...... then actually laughed out loud. I blame it on the 4 strawberry margaritas I had tonight. Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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