mhd24 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 I think Pasta is coming soon. Hopefully he gets a loudfull from the faithfull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 he isn't coming to Ashburn, just the scrimmage in Baltimore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 what's a "loudfull?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parlett316 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Why even acknowledge he's there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheREALJBird Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Oh, he'll get a warm welcome for sure:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselPwr44 Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Originally posted by bubba9497 he isn't coming to Ashburn, just the scrimmage in Baltimore The spineless wonder won't even go to Ashburn huh?? Guess he'll be spending time in the buffet line at Golden Corral,feeding his face and making up stuff to write about this team. :sick: You know, Len jumped out in front of my car the other day and I swerved to miss him and ran out of gas.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulldog Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 He loves the Baltimorons and their Ravens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamSneed36 Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Hes an annoying guy but who really cares what he says or does? In the end its just his opinion and its not like the Skins have done a ton in recent past to merit many favorable articles from anyone. He pisses me off too, but i just look forward to seeing him eat his words some day, I dont need to go scream at him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Originally posted by DieselPwr44 You know, Len jumped out in front of my car the other day and I swerved to miss him and ran out of gas.......... :laugh: The reason he's not coming to Ashburn is because #1) Redskins Park needs SOME food left over for the team & #2) they also don't have enough seats to accomodate him-even if he's the only one there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Hide the food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Originally posted by DieselPwr44 You know, Len jumped out in front of my car the other day and I swerved to miss him and ran out of gas.......... :laugh: I heard he's not coming to Ashburn because he jumped into the air and got stuck.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooby Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 If he did come to training camp, i would toss a box of donuts into the street, then watch as he probably sniffs the air, smells the donuts with his incredible food sensing nose, then watch as he devours them while the skins practice. His report on ESPN would probably go something like this: By your favorite fat boy, Len Pastabelly. I went to the Redskins training camp yesterday. I was mostly unimpressed, after watching five minutes I decided that the Redskins would have another season of bad offense, with an overrated defense getting most of the credit for whatever wins they could muster. While I was there, i saw the most amazing thing though. It was not 11, but 12 freshly baked donuts from Dunkin Donuts. They were lying in the middle of the street, in a box, wasting away while i was standing there hungry. I made an impulsive decision that watching the 'skins was probably as interesting as watching molasses, which by the way is one of my favorite foods smothered on pizza, so I decided to go grab that lucky box of donuts. I avoided speeding cars out on the road, finally claiming my prize. When i got to the other side of the road, i devoured those donuts, every single one of them. They were hot, and they melted in my mouth. What was even better was the fact that they were jelly donuts, my favorite donut in the whole wide world. After i finished the box in under 2 minutes, i was left feeling extremely satisfied, something i never would've achieved watching the Redskins. When I left Redskins Park that day I had the greatest feeling ever. Hopefully someday I will experience another situation like that. I just wish next time it wouldn't be at Redskins Park. I had a revelation too. It's one of my favorite ideas yet. They should put peanut butter in their jelly donuts. It could be called, the peanut butter and jelly donut. I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffSchmeff Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Are you sure he isn't coming? Washington Redskins Ashburn, Va. Camp Preview Pasquarelli Report: Aug. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooby Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 i know he's not coming, that's why i was kidding around. that's why i said if he did come to training camp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwolf Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Don't blame the writers for what they say. It's just poor scouting. The writers have even worse scouts than the fans do -- themselves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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