feeshta Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 I got to see him play a little this year because their was not anyhting better on TV over in Germany. The guy is the real deal in my opinion. He may not have the best initial burst, hard to tell with the running starts in arena league, but he moves well for a guy his size, and has an absolutely tenacious will to fight for the ball. It HIS ball damnit! I love that in a WR, and think he could actually work out well. Anyone else seen him play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red zone Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Ummmm.......which "guy" are you talking about? :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clinton Portis Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Yeah I saw him in a game. He was good. But I mean its a 50 yard field. However, he WAS the MVP, so maybe he's something special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimster Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 what's his height and weight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaBeachSkinzFan Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 I watched him play one game last year. I think he is what he is. A possesion Receiver. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 hey, isn't the arena league football they use a little smaller than an nfl football? (making it easier to catch?) I've heard really positive things about him too. its an interesting story, no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Washington Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Originally posted by jimster what's his height and weight? i think 6'3" 200lbs. i've seen him play. being qb and reciever in that league looks so easy in that leauge. however being MVP means something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaBeachSkinzFan Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Originally posted by jimster what's his height and weight? I'm pretty sure that I read that he was 6'3" and 200lbs edit: I see Washington beat me to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BayouBrave86 Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 That damn Bill Brasky! Honestly though, who are we talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 I was the MVP 2 years I started during highschool and I was the MVP of our company football game... I'm ready for the big time.. Mr Snyder I'm ready to be a redskin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiveStrongSkins Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Originally posted by Leonard Washington i think 6'3" 200lbs. i've seen him play. being qb and reciever in that league looks so easy in that leauge. however being MVP means something. I dont think its all that easy. Easier comapared to the NFL, but it still is very challenging to say the least. Theres some great athletes in that league and its very hard to go both ways in a sport that is in constant motion. Its the strain of a 3 hour basketball game but add football equipment and viciious hits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gridironmike Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff hey, isn't the arena league football they use a little smaller than an nfl football? (making it easier to catch?) Nope. Regualtion size football. http://www.arenafootball.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=3500&KEY=&ATCLID=99180 "THE EQUIPMENT The official football is the same size and weight as the National Football League ball. Each ball is manufactured by Spalding." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 My friend plays for the Columbus Destroyers, I left him a message to call me I will see what he knows about this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baculus Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Kurt Warner played for an AFL team, I think the Barnstormers, before he played for the Rams. So there is talent to be found in this league, I am sure, if the coaches look hard enough and do their homework. The worst that can happen is that the guy is cut; he can obviously catch the ball and is experienced, so he has to be able to play the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Skins Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Originally posted by BayouBrave86 That damn Bill Brasky! Honestly though, who are we talking about? Sorry about the thread hijack, but someone said BILL BRASKY.. "Bill Brasky is a son of a *****!" "Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!" "Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!" "One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'" "He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!" "His poop is used as currency in Argentina." "He sweats Gatorade" "He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health." "He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!" "I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury." "He sheds his skin once a year." "He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia." "He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!" "I once saw him eat a whole live chicken." "His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson." "He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that." "Bill Brasky was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!" "Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'" "Bill Brasky had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese." "He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road." "He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child." "They found $60 in change in his stomach." "He did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie." "He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault." "Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'" "They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Brasky talk in his sleep." "He date raped David Bowie." "He once inhaled a seagull." "The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress." "It was the sight of Brasky's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane." "He once had sex with a cigarette machine." "He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident." "He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel." "He once ate the Bible while water skiing." "He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls." "He sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the ****s!" "You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!" "He has dandruff the size of mice!" "He jogged with a fridge on his back!" "Bill Brasky was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!" "His first name is Bill! ....... I'm drunk." "He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi." "He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen." "He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million." "Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Brasky decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle." "We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it." "Brasky once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart." "He has a toenail on the end of his penis." "Brasky once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms." "Brasky's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong." "Brasky ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool." "Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews." "He breastfeeds John Madden." "Brasky named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that." "If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds.'" "They use Brasky's ******** as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium." "Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels." "All the 'Yes' album covers are Brasky family photos." "He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom." "Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it would've happened sometime." "Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator 2'" "Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films." "He thinks then iron man is gay." "He framed Roger Rabbit." "The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men." "He gave a handjob to a manta ray." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeythetapeworm Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Originally posted by gridironmike Nope. Regualtion size football. http://www.arenafootball.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=3500&KEY=&ATCLID=99180 "THE EQUIPMENT The official football is the same size and weight as the National Football League ball. Each ball is manufactured by Spalding." Has anyone ever held an AFL-style football though? The dimensions may be the same but the "texture" is different. Less rubbery than a standard football and more of a sticky plastic feel to it. I got the feeling it would be easier to catch indoors(like how they're used in the arena league) but ridiculously difficult in the rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 I just spoke to my friend who plays for the Columbus Destroyers he said the guy is the real deal, he said he runs his mouth nonstop, he said the guy is a serous trash talker. I asked him who he would equate to in the NFL, he said L. Coles but just bigger, great hands and great speed on CARPET. He said the AFL is not the NFL but he bets if we sign him he makes the squad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flexxskins Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Originally posted by feeshta I got to see him play a little this year because their was not anyhting better on TV over in Germany. The guy is the real deal in my opinion. He may not have the best initial burst, hard to tell with the running starts in arena league, but he moves well for a guy his size, and has an absolutely tenacious will to fight for the ball. It HIS ball damnit! I love that in a WR, and think he could actually work out well. Anyone else seen him play? My friend, you are a Washington Redskins fan. You have seen some of the best WR's ever perform. If you say that this guy can play and is "the real deal", then I for one believe you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopper Dave Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 Originally posted by BayouBrave86 That damn Bill Brasky! Honestly though, who are we talking about? Originally posted by perturbed Sorry about the thread hijack, but someone said BILL BRASKY.. "Bill Brasky is a son of a *****!" "Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!" "Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!" "One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'" "He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!" "His poop is used as currency in Argentina." "He sweats Gatorade" "He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health." "He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!" "I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury." "He sheds his skin once a year." "He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia." "He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!" "I once saw him eat a whole live chicken." "His favorite movie is 'One on One' with Robby Benson." "He sleeps eight hours a night! ........ well, he was pretty normal when it came to that." "Bill Brasky was a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!" "Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'" "Bill Brasky had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese." "He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road." "He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child." "They found $60 in change in his stomach." "He did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie." "He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault." "Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'" "They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Brasky talk in his sleep." "He date raped David Bowie." "He once inhaled a seagull." "The Pope told him it was ok to have a mistress." "It was the sight of Brasky's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane." "He once had sex with a cigarette machine." "He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident." "He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel." "He once ate the Bible while water skiing." "He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls." "He sired a baseball team.. an orchestra if you count the ****s!" "You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!" "He has dandruff the size of mice!" "He jogged with a fridge on his back!" "Bill Brasky was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!" "His first name is Bill! ....... I'm drunk." "He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi." "He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen." "He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million." "Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Brasky decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle." "We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it." "Brasky once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart." "He has a toenail on the end of his penis." "Brasky once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms." "Brasky's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong." "Brasky ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool." "Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews." "He breastfeeds John Madden." "Brasky named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that." "If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds.'" "They use Brasky's ******** as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium." "Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels." "All the 'Yes' album covers are Brasky family photos." "He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom." "Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it would've happened sometime." "Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator 2'" "Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films." "He thinks then iron man is gay." "He framed Roger Rabbit." "The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men." "He gave a handjob to a manta ray." Ah, our monthly Bill Brasky reference extravaganza. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippo07 Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 David Patten started his career in the AFL but i cant remember what team he played for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dg28daman Posted July 19, 2005 Share Posted July 19, 2005 What were his college stats like? That would probobly be a better representation of how good he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Hey, I just read the "Brasky Report" and my question is this: Seriously, who in God's name is Bill Brasky.....seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidPennSkin Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Bill Brasky won't you please come home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDSKNfaithfull Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 He is Scott Cloeman will have a good pre season and be cut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Washington Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 was cloman the dude with the huge biceps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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