codeorama Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by Doozinbrah Its "Hey there fellow, with the hair colored yellow" I have to say, Gimme Three Steps is the worst IMO. Why doesn't the singer just say, "Hey, I'm a pu$$y, let me run away ". I have never liked Skynerd because of that song.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozinbrah Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by codeorama I have to say, Gimme Three Steps is the worst IMO. Why doesn't the singer just say, "Hey, I'm a pu$$y, let me run away ". I have never liked Skynerd because of that song.... He had a gun pointed at him. What would you do? You can probably tell I like this song, but I see your point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by codeorama I have to say, Gimme Three Steps is the worst IMO. Why doesn't the singer just say, "Hey, I'm a pu$$y, let me run away ". I have never liked Skynerd because of that song.... I was doing that song at a wedding party once, and substituted the line "Wait a minute mister I didn't even kiss her" with "wait a minute sucker I didn't even f**k her." Raised a few eyebrows. Next time we did it I lowered it down to "wait a minute homey she didn't even blow me..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozinbrah Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by Riggo-toni I was doing that song at a wedding party once, and substituted the line "Wait a minute mister I didn't even kiss her" with "wait a minute sucker I didn't even f**k her." Raised a few eyebrows. Next time we did it I lowered it down to "wait a minute homey she didn't even blow me..." Wow, nice party. But, great lyrics though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 C'mon - this is too easy! I mean I eat them raw like sushi! Seguro que han oído que yo soy educado Soy un caballerito un chico bien portado Un joven responsible y siempre bien vestido Yo no se quien ha mentido I don't drink or smoke ain't into dope Won't try no coke, ask me how I do it, I cope My only addiction has to do with the female species I eat 'em raw like sushi No me gustan ternos, mi estilo es moderno Si me enterno, you me enfermo Mi apariencia es dura, vivo en la locura No me vengan con ternuras So please don't judge a book by its cover There's more to being a latin lover You got to know how to deal with a woman That won't let go The price you pay for being a gigolo There's not a woman that can handle A man like me That's why I juggle two or three I ain't one to commit, you can omit that bit You pop the question that's it Haber uno, dos, tres, cuatro mujeres Y la situaci?all?no muere No es un delito calmo mi apetito Con un llanto o un grito So again don't let my lyrics mislead you I don't love you but I need you Would you rather have me lie Take a piece of your pie and say bye Or be honest and rub your thighs Well, it's ten o'clock and I'm two hours late I never said I was a prompt date But you kept persisting that I meet your parents Huh, they're going to love my appearance Ding dong el timbre suena Tu madre abre, que vieja mas buena Le digo ¡Hola! Pero no para bola Que se ha creido vieja chola Go and serve the food mom Que tengo ambre If you don't hurry, me va a dar un calambre Y usted señor? Why's your chin on the floor? Sierra la boca por favor What's this amor, these little huevos? Esto s?que yo no pruebo I'm used to good ol' fashioned Homestyle Spanish cooking If i try that I'll be puking Well it's been a pleasure but we got to go Regresaremos temprano Cinco, seis, o siete de la mañana Su hija esta en buenas manos RICO SUAVE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 I blame any bad Skynerd lyrics on Jack Daniels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC4 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by denverdan A kenny G sax solo, pick any song. IDGABTT PFM Yeah I agree Kenny G has messed up the jazz genre so bad that the guys in my sig below can't get as much airplay on jazz stations in this country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilmer17 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Kenny G is not Jazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Dog Night Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by Kilmer Like the color purple, macaroni and cheese Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees Yea that is pretty bad. Stayed all summer then went back home McCaullay Culkin wasn't home alone Fell deep in love, but now we ain't speakin' Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton" I think we have an winner. "Summer Girls" officially has the worst song lyrics in the history of recorded music. And that's not an opinion, that's a fact. I'm in favor of the death penalty for people who like that song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB44 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by Riggo-toni I was doing that song at a wedding party once, and substituted the line "Wait a minute mister I didn't even kiss her" with "wait a minute sucker I didn't even f**k her." Raised a few eyebrows. Next time we did it I lowered it down to "wait a minute homey she didn't even blow me..." :laugh: :laugh: :rotflmao: Must have been a hell of a party! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 For anyone who is a country fan, I submit the lyrics of Aaron Tippin: His "song" Tool Box, no seriously, that's the name of the song: Sit down honey gotta have us a talk You man is a little upset There’s a couple of things that’s been missing And I ain’t found ‘em yet I ain’t pointing no fingers ain’t layin? no blame And I don’t wanna lose my cool But you just don’t fool with a country boy’s tool Tool box Now did I hear you right you loaned ‘em out To the neighbor down the road Hey I’d just as soon you’d let him have my ole bird dog Or my favorite fishing pole Now there’s one little lesson that you need to learn You just don’t fool with a country boy’s tool Tool box It was handed down from my daddy’s dad Back in nineteen forty-two And they may be rusty and they might be old But they’re kinda like my family jewels Honey I love you but there’s something else too That I care about a heck of a lot Oh you just don’t fool with a country boy’s tool Tool box Now I don’t wanna hurt your tender heart And I really do understand That a friend in need is a friend indeed And you offered a helping hand But it something gets broke and it’s gotta be fixed Well I don’t blame you know who ‘cause you just don’t fool with a country boy’s tool Tool box It was handed down from my daddy’s dad Back in nineteen forty-two And they may be rusty and they might be old But they’re kinda like my family jewels Honey I love you but there’s something else too That I care about a heck of a lot Oh you just don’t fool with a country boy’s tool Tool box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by Riggo-toni I was doing that song at a wedding party once, and substituted the line "Wait a minute mister I didn't even kiss her" with "wait a minute sucker I didn't even f**k her." Raised a few eyebrows. Next time we did it I lowered it down to "wait a minute homey she didn't even blow me..." Reminds me of the scene in Old School when the band is singing "Total Eclipse of the Heart": "Now I f***** need you more than ever" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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