Spaceman Spiff Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 I'm sorry, but I have to say it....when I see people type IMO..."In My Opinion"...well no crap, who elses opinion would it be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyansRangers Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 ok.......good thread IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickfox45 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 i think it happens because when most people talk, they assume they are stating facts, when in reality, almost everything we say is an opinion. so tossing out IMO is just a way for people to differentiate between these 'facts' and their actual opinions. plus it gets them off the hook if what they say is stupid, since we're all constantly told that we can all have our own opinion, no matter how inane. just my :2cents: that is. (yet another phrase a thread could be started about) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted June 10, 2005 Author Share Posted June 10, 2005 Whoops...thats what you get when you let a friend who isn't familiar with ES get ahold of your keyboard. So thats why I'm changing the title of this thread to worst song lyrics ever? have at it... And I offer to you...the Allman Brothers Lyrics to "I'm No Angel" "No, I'm no angel, No I'm no stranger to the dark Let me rock your cradle, Let me start a fire with your spark Oh, come on baby, come and let me show you my tattoo Let me drive you crazy, Come on and love me baby So you don't give a darn about me, I'll never treat you bad I won't ever lift a hand to hurt you &I'll always leave you glad So I might steal your diamonds I'll bring you back some gold" The whole tattoo thing gets me. how romantic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyansRangers Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 We built this city on rock and roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 The dumbest have to be from that lame Chicago song: Being without you Takes a lot of getting used to Sould learn to live with it But I don't want to... :puke: The melody is even more insipid. You get the feeling these guys just go t finished reading Mother Goose to their kids. :doh: And any song that rhymes love with glove. :doh1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyansRangers Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Chumba Wumba -- song Tubthumping I drinks a whiskey drink I drinks a vodka drink I drinks a lager drink I drinks a cider drink Pissing the night away pissing the night away I get knocked down and I get up again your never gonna keep me down Dumbest song ever yet it played on the radio non stop for ever.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denverdan Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 IMO just OTTOMH I would have to say U have a PBKAC, IAC IARTPFWTSIOWIM HTH http://www.magicpub.com/netprimer/acronyms.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denverdan Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Thanks for the chicago song, I guess your getting me back for the wombat ARRRRRGGGGG I hate that band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golgo-13 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 IMO...the offseason sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denverdan Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 A kenny G sax solo, pick any song. IDGABTT PFM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufumonk Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 "Young black and famous, with money hanging out the anus." - Puff Daddy "She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck" - Sisqo "Hey, fat fellow, with the hair colored yellow" - Skynyrd But the all time worst has to be the Crash Test Dummies - Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Once there was this kid whoGot into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when The car had smashed so hard Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Once there was this girl who Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room But when they finally made her They saw birthmarks all over her body She couldn't quite explain it They'd always just been there Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm But both girl and boy were glad 'Cause one kid had it worse than that 'Cause then there was this boy whose Parents made him come directly home right after school And when they went to their church They shook and lurched all over the church floor He couldn't quite explain it They'd always just gone there Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailSkinz1 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Excuse me while I kiss this guy - Jimi Hendrix (I know, I know....) H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingtiger1013 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 I remember Don and Mike playing this on WAVA when I was in high school. Toto Coelo - I Eat Cannibals (1982) I Eat Cannibals I eat cannibal Feed on animal Your love is so edible to me I eat cannibals I eat cannibal It's incredible You bring out the animal in me I eat cannibals What can you do You're in a stew Hot hot cook it up I'm never gonna stop Fancy a bite My appetite Yum yum gee it's fun Banging on a different drum And I eat cannibal Feed on animal Your love is so edible to me I eat cannibals I eat cannibal It's incredible You bring out the animal in me I eat cannibals I like the spice Tasty and nice Roastin vitamin Forget the dietin' Mmm such a dish I can't resist Healthy recipe What you got is good for me And I eat cannibal Feed on animal Your love is so edible to me I eat cannibals I eat cannibal It's incredible You bring out the animal in me I eat cannibals All I wanna do Make a meal of you We are what we eat You're my kind of meat Got a hunger for your love (Hot pot cook it up, I'm never gonna stop) It's all I'm thinkin' of (Yum yum gee it's fun, I'm banging on a drum) Give the world a bone (Roastin vitamin, forget the dietin') I got steak at home (I eat cannibals) [extended version only: I don't need no take away 'cause Chinese food is so risque The menu is the venue where your heart is, can't you see I'm not into foreign platters, loving you is all that matters You're the kind of bull who's put the animal in me] I eat cannibal Feed on animal Your love is so edible to me I eat cannibals I eat cannibal It's incredible You bring out the animal in me I eat cannibals Roastin', toastin', you're the one I'm boastin' Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake Full up, can't stop, dicing on a chop chop :puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoCommiesGo Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 the Comcast Sportsnet song. That damn thing gets stuck in my head as soon as I hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Dog Night Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 But you've got to give me a sign Come on girl Some kind of sign Tell me, are you hot momma? you sure look that way to me "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And I said "What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?" She said "I think I remember the film And as I recall, I think we both kinda liked it" :puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilmer Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl Than to be with another man You better keep your head, little girl Or I won't know where I am You better run for your life if you can, little girl Hide your head in the sand little girl Catch you with another man That's the end ah little girl Well I know that I'm a wicked guy And I was born with a jealous mind And I can't spend my whole life Trying just to make you toe the line You better run for your life if you can, little girl Hide your head in the sand little girl Catch you with another man That's the end ah little girl Let this be a sermon I mean everything I've said Baby, I'm determined And I'd rather see you dead You better run for your life if you can, little girl Hide your head in the sand little girl Catch you with another man That's the end ah little girl I'd rather see you dead, little girl Than to be with another man You better keep your head, little girl Or you won't know where I am You better run for your life if you can, little girl Hide your head in the sand little girl Catch you with another man That's the end ah little girl Nah nah nah Nah nah nah Nah nah nah Nah nah nah (fade out) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Dog Night Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by Kilmer Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl Than to be with another man You better keep your head, little girl Or I won't know where I am etc. Maybe not the best Beatles song ever, but the worst lyrics ever? That's a stretch, don't you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilmer Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by E-Dog Night etc. Maybe not the best Beatles song ever, but the worst lyrics ever? That's a stretch, don't you think? Creeps me out and not expected from the Beatles. Reminds me of O.J. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Dog Night Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by Kilmer Creeps me out and not expected from the Beatles. Reminds me of O.J. Yeah, they show a darker side there. Like in "Getting Better": I use to be cruel to my woman I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozinbrah Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by Mufumonk " "Hey, fat fellow, with the hair colored yellow" - Skynyrd [/C] Its "Hey there fellow, with the hair colored yellow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilmer Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by E-Dog Night Yeah, they show a darker side there. Like in "Getting Better": I use to be cruel to my woman I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved Well at least they are "reformed" there...lol Plenty of bad lyrics out there. Worst ever would be a hard choice. But I also submit... If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now It's just a spring clean for the May Queen Yes there are two paths you can go by but in the long run There's still time to change the road you're on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozinbrah Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 LFO- Summer Girls Yeah, I Like it when the girls stop by In the summer Do you remember? Do you remember When we met that summer... Chorus 1: New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch I'd take her if I had one wish But she's been gone since that summer, since that summer Hip-hop mama layed Spic & Span Met you one summer and it all began You're the best girl that I ever did see The great Larry Bird, jersey 33 When you take a sip, you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby Somethin' in your eyes went and drove me crazy Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad Left one day and never came back Stayed all summer then went back home McCaullay Culkin wasn't home alone Fell deep in love, but now we ain't speakin' Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch Chorus 2 New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch I'd take her if I had one wish But she's been gone since that summer, since that summer Cherry Pez, Coke, Crush Rock, Stud Boogie Used to hate school, so I had to play hookie Always been hip to the b-boy style Known to act wild and make a girl smile Love New Edition and the "Candy Girl" Remind me of you because you rock my world You come from Georgia where the peaches grow They drink lemonade and speak real slow You love hip-hop and rock & roll Dad took off when you were 4 years old There was a good man named Paul Revere I feel much better baby when you're near You love Fun Dip and Cherry Coke I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrobie and Fitch Chorus 3 New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch I'd take her if I had one wish But she's been gone since that summer, since that summer In the summertime girls got it goin' on Shake and wiggle to a hip-hop song Summertime girls are the kind I like I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike Boogaloo shrimp and pogo sticks My mind takes me back there oh so quick Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpit Think about that summer and I bug cause I miss it Like the color purple, macaroni and cheese Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees Call you up, but what's the use I like Kevin Bacon, but I hate Footloose You came in the door I said it before I think I'm over you, but I'm really not sure When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch Chorus 4 New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch I'd take her if I had one wish But she's been gone since that summer, since that summer In the summer girls come and summer girls go Some are worthwhile and some are so so Summer girls come and summer girls go Some are worthwhile and some are so so Summertime girls got it goin' on Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song Summertime girls are the kind I like I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike Chorus 5: New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch I'd take her if I had one wish But she's been gone since that summer, since that summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilmer Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Like the color purple, macaroni and cheese Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees Yea that is pretty bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Tater Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Originally posted by nickfox45 i think it happens because when most people talk, they assume they are stating facts, when in reality, almost everything we say is an opinion. so tossing out IMO is just a way for people to differentiate between these 'facts' and their actual opinions. plus it gets them off the hook if what they say is stupid, since we're all constantly told that we can all have our own opinion, no matter how inane. just my :2cents: that is. (yet another phrase a thread could be started about) IMO, everything I say is a fact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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