GhostofSparta

Exactly! Nothing else weird about China at all! Now I need you all to look somewhere else while I put a blanket over this "Sex with Animals" thread that has mysteriously appeared out of nowhere and was started by no-one. 😬 19 pages now.

Somebody owes Tim Robinson and the writers of I Think You Should Leave royalties for stealing their Calico Cut Pants sketch idea

Boo. That is all.

So I'm in right field and couldn't really see that well. Looked like it should have been fan interference and a double, but I'm at a bad angle

Go O's! Ignore my buddy in Pirate's gear, he bought the tickets as my B-day present so I let him come.

Well the good news for Kyle is that with scores that low he could still easily become a cop. He just has to hope that score doesn't make him TOO smart for most police forces.

I mean, according to the stereotypes, the Navy is where all the homosexual men go, right? So in theory you'd be a virgin for your entire time serving. What's the problem?

I heard this all the time growing up in a conservative and religious setting. As I get older, it becomes so funny and sad to hear people say this, because all I can hear is "I'm bad a sex and have only ever done missionary in my life." No wonder they're so cranky.

Controversial and very calloused opinion incoming: While I feel for normal people who are caught in the middle of this, and I know not every Red State is 100% Republicans and lots of people get caught and hurt by this kind of bull****, I think it's kind of hilarious that any of these "Life being at conception!" Christofacists are about to be hoisted by their own petards. I deeply wish those people would not be allowed any kind of fertility treatment, after all if you have to use *shudder* science and technology *gasp!" to get pregnant, then maybe that's just God telling you that you're not supposed to have a kid and spending tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars to spit in the face of God should not be allowed when there are about to be plenty of precious souls saved by your anti-abortion laws that now need homes. Maybe God wants you to adopt one or two of those precious babies your laws just saved and are now plentifully available instead of spending that kind of money on trying to fool nature into giving you your own offspring when clearly your genetics just suck and your bloodline deserves to end? Yeah, I know. There are a LOT more people who are going to suffer than this small group of idiots, and most of them will never face any repercussions for this, but sometimes when these situation happen, all you can do is take a little schadenfreude at the ones whose faces are getting eaten by the leopards they voted for.

Republicans don't govern by laws, only vibes. And this guy's vibes? They're spot on.

wE cAn AlWaYs TeLl!!!!

Is Carlos Rodgers deteriorating and should be let go? If you get bored with that debate, we can just talk about sandwiches.

No, see, you misunderstand. The point is for these politicians to be able to publicly slut-shame their mistresses (or use this to "encourage" them to use birth control properly so they don't have to be bothered worrying about it) without getting their own names dragged through the mud. In fact, you may have just reminded them to add the addendum to protect the names of the poor, innocent men who had nothing to do with these evil Jezebels murdering these men's unwanted offspring.

I've spent several years in the Game Day threads, so I think I can picture it.

Oh man, I would love to see the Republicans' opinion on the EC change if they lose Texas even once.

"Luckily, both cops missed every shot." I just....I don't have words. I'm glad they didn't kill the guy who wasn't shooting at them, but holy ****. "Cops fire blindly, empty their entire clips, not a single bullet hits the target they were allegedly aiming at" is a positive headline. Good thing that bullets fired by police just ****ing disappear into thin air once the target is missed. Thank God it was just an acorn and not a Walnut or the entire town might have been bombed like Philly in the 80s.

The Pirates' home opener is against the O's. Got me some tickets to one of the games so I can be there in person to cheer them on to ruin Pittsburgh's season early.

When are we finally going to get a congress member with some culture who filibusters by reading the script of The Bee Movie or Shrek into the Congressional record?

The Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri and Paradise Lost by Milton are not only Biblical fan-fic, but honestly the basis for a lot of what modern American Christianity believes about the Bible that isn't actually in the Bible.

"Yeah, ain't that the same WR dude that the Lions drafted like, 4 years in a row back in the '00s?"