portisizzle Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 What is up? I have 10 beers. Someone want to drink and post tonight. Should be fun as we progress..... Damn, another night and I am bored out of my mind...:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 First step is admitting you have a problem... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Don't you have children? Go spend time with your kids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portisizzle Posted May 6, 2005 Author Share Posted May 6, 2005 Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff First step is admitting you have a problem... Funny thing is...I will be drunk by beer number 5. I am a lightweight. If, and I emphasis if, I get to ten my posts will look a lot like this. fdsagnadspongfd beer vsdanfjadpnl fkstick dwas :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portisizzle Posted May 6, 2005 Author Share Posted May 6, 2005 I have already warned my wife that I was going to do something dumb/stupid tonight. Plus the kids go down for bed in 30 minutes. No problem. She just said I am an idiot and go knock myself out. But don't get so bad off that I can't do yard work tomorrow.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomerics Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Hell, I've had a rough day, I might join you. . . just a forewarning, if you hear the words right wing nutjob, religious fruitcake or crazy insane lunatic president, I just want you to know it's the booze talking :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portisizzle Posted May 6, 2005 Author Share Posted May 6, 2005 Originally posted by chomerics Hell, I've had a rough day, I might join you. . . just a forewarning, if you hear the words right wing nutjob, religious fruitcake or crazy insane lunatic president, I just want you to know it's the booze talking :laugh: Working on my second Michelop Ultra. You know I am on the Atkins diet. I have to get drunk responsibly.:40oz: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateCitySkin Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 dang, I can't seem to get my monkey iwth a gun sig working Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Originally posted by ChocolateCitySkin dang, I can't seem to get my monkey iwth a gun sig working The link to your picture is below, but you'll have to resize it and host it elsewhere. Google does not support hotlinks. http://www.unl.edu/rhames/courses/current/chimpanzee-glock.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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portisizzle Posted May 7, 2005 Author Share Posted May 7, 2005 Does anyone know about the Maddox website. I can not find it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomerics Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Originally posted by portisizzle Does anyone know about the Maddox website. I can not find it... I think it's at www.burnellsucksthehog.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomerics Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Well, I just poured myself a bigggg glass of ice cols sambuca dark and took a shot of $60 1800 tequila made in 86'. The tequilla was great, but the bucca is making my lipzzz numbbb. . . I think it's working Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portisizzle Posted May 7, 2005 Author Share Posted May 7, 2005 Drink three beers before going to this page... three down... toasty boy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phat Hog Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Well, it will probably take 10 Ultras to do anything but make you piss. I just pumped my firs Sierra Nevada, so I'm in with you guys until the wife gets home...then it's time to log off and get nasty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomerics Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Originally posted by portisizzle Drink three beers before going to this page... three down... toasty boy.... Yea, haven't seen that one in a while, but it is a f'n riot :laugh: Look at the redneck neighbor site I posted, another oldie but goodie. . . http://web.archive.org/web/20021015131654/http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomerics Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Originally posted by Phat Hog Well, it will probably take 10 Ultras to do anything but make you piss. I just pumped my firs Sierra Nevada, so I'm in with you guys until the wife gets home...then it's time to log off and get nasty! :laugh: after the day I've just had, the only think I'll be getting nasty with is my hand :laugh: Hell, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portisizzle Posted May 7, 2005 Author Share Posted May 7, 2005 Originally posted by Phat Hog Well, it will probably take 10 Ultras to do anything but make you piss. I just pumped my firs Sierra Nevada, so I'm in with you guys until the wife gets home...then it's time to log off and get nasty! You know the beauty of the Atkins diet is I could drink the whole bottle of Rum and have drunk ZERO Carbs. What diet will allow you the opportunity to get drunk and still stay on your diet. It is a beautiful thing. Oh, I mix with Crystal Light. Some guys at the tailgate get pissed at me for drinking a fruit drink, but to hell with them!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerm Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Originally posted by portisizzle Funny thing is...I will be drunk by beer number 5. I am a lightweight. If, and I emphasis if, I get to ten my posts will look a lot like this. fdsagnadspongfd beer vsdanfjadpnl fkstick dwas :doh: If I have enough, my response to "fdsagnadspongfd beer vsdanfjadpnl fkstick dwas" would be: Hell yeah! Thats what I'm talking about! Finally someone gets it! I'm not sure if I will be able to check in on this thread tonight (it all depends on the wife), but I might join you. Plus, I'm a Cowboys fan. So if we drink enough, we can get in a big fight... then, later, come to an understanding of each other... and talk about how much Philly sucks. Of course this would only happen after we had a mutual laugh about the Cards and Giants. Ahh, beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phat Hog Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Here's a site that dorky people like me get kicks out of.. Trivia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselPwr44 Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Just a word to the wise: It's not binge drinking if you do it everyday. :40oz: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Well it's Molson Golden for me tonight...here's to the first one! Canadian Beer, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portisizzle Posted May 7, 2005 Author Share Posted May 7, 2005 Have you ever seen demon's??? Working on number fisive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portisizzle Posted May 7, 2005 Author Share Posted May 7, 2005 Who lives in a pineapple under the sea??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Good grief. I remember nights like this when I was bartending. Guy busting up, ( or busted up), with girlfriend and married guy getting out of the house for an evening. Both at the bar and both working very hard to lose command of the English language. All the while looking to the friendly neighborhood Bartender for advice and a shot or 5. Then of course comes the odd local or 3 and sits next to them. Next thing you know, it's singing, laughing, and a trip to Vegas. Which gets as far as the next round of Hawaiians or some other shooter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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