Henry Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Ooookay. Since my Jewishness has been outed in the 'Ask a Mod' thread, have at it. Just remember I'll probably ban you if you ask a question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Are you really sure Sweet & Low is parve kosher? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Where's Sandy Koufax rank on the all time great Jewish list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrapeApe Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Like Kugel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff Where's Sandy Koufax rank on the all time great Jewish list? He's up there with Shawn Greene and Hank Greenberg, but below Harrison Ford, and above Goldie Hawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Being an honorary tribesman per conversion(and half of my grandfather's blood) can I ask: What's with the self-hating Jew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Ghost of Nibbs McPimpin Being an honorary tribesman per conversion(and half of my grandfather's blood) can I ask: What's with the self-hating Jew? Peer pressure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen-like Todd Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Ghost of Nibbs McPimpin Being an honorary tribesman per conversion(and half of my grandfather's blood) can I ask: What's with the self-hating Jew? They are like bandwagon football fans, essentially. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman56 Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 1. Sandy Koufax 2. Hank Greenberg 3. Rod Carew (he converted) 4. Red Auerbach 5. Marv Levy 6. Shawn Green Thats my list of notables Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by GrapeApe Like Kugel? Potato yes. Noodle no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Ahem... Sammy Davis, Jr Would his glass eye have to be kosher? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by ntotoro Are you really sure Sweet & Low is parve kosher? Who knows? I cater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen-like Todd Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Why is it that you went to Hebrew school for years and years, and yet you cant speak any Hebrew? Huh? Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by ntotoro Ahem... Sammy Davis, Jr Would his glass eye have to be kosher? Only if he wanted to eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Zen-like Todd Why is it that you went to Hebrew school for years and years, and yet you cant speak any Hebrew? Huh? Huh? 14 years, twice a week, and not a word. Shalom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbraun2 Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 do you all take credit for barbara striesand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman56 Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Zen-like Todd Why is it that you went to Hebrew school for years and years, and yet you cant speak any Hebrew? Huh? Huh? Because they don't teach you anything useful. They don't even help you with the one thing they should be preparing you for: the Bar Mitzvah. You have to go extra days to be personally tutored for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Baruch Shem Kavo Ma...kavo .uh, Malhuto Adonai Ehad! Sh'ma Israel Adonai Elohenu Adonai Ehad! There can be miracles if you believe Though hope is frail, it's hard to kill A-shir-ra la-do-nai ki ga-oh ga-oh (I will sing to the Lord for he has triumphed gloriously) A-shir-ra la-do-nai ki ga-oh ga-oh (I will sing to the Lord for he has triumphed gloriously) Mi-cha-mo-cha ba-elim adonai (Who is like You, oh Lord, among the celestial) Mi-ka-mo-cha ne-dar-ba-ko-desh (Who is like You, majestic in holiness) Na-chi-tah v'-chas-d'-cha am zu ga-al-ta (In Your Love, You lead the people You redeemed) Na-chi-tah v'-chas-d'-cha am zu ga-al-ta (In Your Love, You lead the people You redeemed) A-shi-ra, a-shi-ra, A-shi-ra....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Ghost of Nibbs McPimpin Being an honorary tribesman per conversion(and half of my grandfather's blood) can I ask: What's with the self-hating Jew? Someone else in this thread mentioned Barbara Streisand. I think that pretty much covers it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff Where's Sandy Koufax rank on the all time great Jewish list? I remember, a long time ago, Dr. Demento doing a song that was intended to inform (jokingly) jewish children about lots of famous jews. Some of the ones I remember were: Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock. (I knew about Nimoy, but not Shatner.) All three stooges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Larry I remember, a long time ago, Dr. Demento doing a song that was intended to inform (jokingly) jewish children about lots of famous jews. Some of the ones I remember were: Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock. (I knew about Nimoy, but not Shatner.) All three stooges. David Lee Roth lights the menorah So does Bowser from Sha Na Na And the late Dinah Shora ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Is "He-Brew" actually a Jewish beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Whitefish. Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Art Is "He-Brew" actually a Jewish beer? There is: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by ntotoro Whitefish. Why? More like gefiltafish, why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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