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Originally posted by Zen-like Todd

Why is it that you went to Hebrew school for years and years, and yet you cant speak any Hebrew? Huh? Huh?

14 years, twice a week, and not a word.

Shalom. :)

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Originally posted by Zen-like Todd

Why is it that you went to Hebrew school for years and years, and yet you cant speak any Hebrew? Huh? Huh?

Because they don't teach you anything useful. They don't even help you with the one thing they should be preparing you for: the Bar Mitzvah. You have to go extra days to be personally tutored for that.

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Baruch Shem Kavo

Ma...kavo .uh, Malhuto

Adonai Ehad!

Sh'ma Israel Adonai Elohenu

Adonai Ehad!

There can be miracles if you believe

Though hope is frail, it's hard to kill

A-shir-ra la-do-nai ki ga-oh ga-oh

(I will sing to the Lord for he has triumphed gloriously)

A-shir-ra la-do-nai ki ga-oh ga-oh

(I will sing to the Lord for he has triumphed gloriously)

Mi-cha-mo-cha ba-elim adonai

(Who is like You, oh Lord, among the celestial)

Mi-ka-mo-cha ne-dar-ba-ko-desh

(Who is like You, majestic in holiness)

Na-chi-tah v'-chas-d'-cha am zu ga-al-ta

(In Your Love, You lead the people You redeemed)

Na-chi-tah v'-chas-d'-cha am zu ga-al-ta

(In Your Love, You lead the people You redeemed)

A-shi-ra, a-shi-ra, A-shi-ra.......

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Originally posted by Ghost of Nibbs McPimpin

Being an honorary tribesman per conversion(and half of my grandfather's blood) can I ask:

What's with the self-hating Jew?

Someone else in this thread mentioned Barbara Streisand.

I think that pretty much covers it. :)

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Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff

Where's Sandy Koufax rank on the all time great Jewish list?

I remember, a long time ago, Dr. Demento doing a song that was intended to inform (jokingly) jewish children about lots of famous jews. Some of the ones I remember were:

Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock. (I knew about Nimoy, but not Shatner.)

All three stooges.

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Originally posted by Larry

I remember, a long time ago, Dr. Demento doing a song that was intended to inform (jokingly) jewish children about lots of famous jews. Some of the ones I remember were:

Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock. (I knew about Nimoy, but not Shatner.)

All three stooges.

David Lee Roth lights the menorah

So does Bowser from Sha Na Na

And the late Dinah Shora ...

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